ITT where you masturbate and what you do with your jizz after

I masturbate into a fire pit.

im the only faggot in this entire country dont worry

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kobe, cook

I'm uncut so I jack with 4 layers of 3-ply or 6 layers of 2-ply tissue.

oh ok

my bed most of the time, sometimes shower
as for cum depends actually
if i'm horny and want to cum twice in a row I can just eat it
normally shower straight away though

my bed
rub it in my blanket
weep

fucking hell

belarus be like
>weep
thats all

In bed
Leave it on myself until it soaks into my tummy skin

this but I wipe it off or just cum in mouth lmao
also, are you being serious with this

how do you cum in mouth wtf

I want to eat a cute girls pussy I haven't eaten a pussy in like 10 years

>where
my room, preferably alone
>what do with your jizz after
rub it on my belly

Is it actually gross that I just let it sit there?

I just go to sleep afterwards, why I do it in bed.

it kinda is, just wipe it with something if you're lazy for showers

i have flexible friend that says he does this. weird as fuck

sit on back
throw legs over head
use gravity to bend over
profit
doesn't it just dry and stick? does it actually soak in overnight
cyka it's not that weird
is it?

My underwear soaks it up

weird to be flexible enough, if i could do that i would.

is your underwear super crusty?

meh, i could never reach it despite being a skele

nigga you gonna ruin your underwear
yeah I can get the head in, feels pretty good must say
also makes cleanup real easy

>5'8"
>100 lbs
very cool being skele

>100 lbs
god damn it user, eat something

don't worry, i sustain myself with mountain dew. 1-5 per day for 7 yrs ::))

I wash my underwear every four days, it's not that bad.

Either at my computer (just sitting on my chair), or in lying bed.
I wrap a paper towel, folded in half, over the top of my dick when I'm near cumming to catch it. I then fold it up and dab my dick dry with it.
I'm uncut, no friction is introduced by the paper towel.

Lap it up
No homo

man, now I'm all jelly
maybe I should start with back stretches again lmao

eh, I don't really stretch
I just keep fit yknow
although if you're like 30 you gonna give yourself back problems so that may be it

tell me about it

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>although if you're like 30 you gonna give yourself back problems
>you will never be able to suck you own dick without breaking your back
why live

>where you masturbate
usually my chair, sometimes in my bed
>what do you do with your jizz after
i cum in a tissue or toilet paper and throw it in the trash, sometimes I cum in my own underwear and keep using it (idk i like the fact that i'm using jizzed underwear for some reason) and rarely i jizz all over myself when i'm feeling dirtier than the usual

well I'm sure if you do yoga you can do it safely
but if you just jump right in you may hurt yourself

feels bad man :(

Wow, isn't all that pizza and coke gonna make her smell down there?

in my computer chair and usually i keep an old sock or rag next my desk and clean my cum with that for a few weeks until i throw it away and replace it

Wtf you cannibal

cume in mouth
but only so i don'y have to clean up afterwards

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At my PC
Eat it

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1. Shower
2. Down the drain