Things non-Americans will never have

>eurofags have never eaten ranch
if only you could even comprehend your own misery

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Just what exactly IS ranch?

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sour cream and herbs

Ranch doesn't have sour cream in it, you dumb nigger. Only sour cream ranch does.

lol nm its buttermilk and mayo

>be Greek
>have tzatziki instead
>superior ranch
checkmate atheists

tzatziki is completely different, stupid. Also greeks aren't white

>be greek
LMAO

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>greeks aren't white
funny way of spelling turks
also tzatziki has a similar texture, similar looks, and has a flavour that is close but slightly tangier-tasting

tzatziki is great for going on dates and trying to move in for the kiss

What a shit board. I should have made this thread on Jow Forums

just so it can become imptrash and come here?
>clearly the signs of an intelligent lifeform

specific but correct I'd assume

only greek chicks dig that shit if you were sharing a pita gyro with them. keeps the taste of lunch fresh

do americans really do this

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it has some herbs and beggies on it that means it must be healthy

Name one thing wrong with that meal
paco eat your taco

too many carbs
invert the bacon and fry ratio and it's good

the burgergame is weak in this photo

yes go do that
don't come back now you hear

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Wait, do Eurofags really not have Ranch? What the fuck do they use for dips?!

You would have to be a huge faggot to not think that looks delicious as fuck

Yes, and I feel honestly depressed for them
pic related

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I've already eated ranch, nigga
it's sold here
not a big fan of it 2bh

you can buy ranch dressing at every supermarket here
op is either retarded or pretending to be
my money is on the former

Wrong

Is that mouldy semen?

I suppose you would know what moldy semen looks like...you limeys sicken me

since when is Mexico part of Europe?

Hey, I never said our food was good...

When did I implied that?

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Oh say can you shart in your local Walmart.

By the isles gleaming floor we can see you shat more.

What so proudly as the shart stains remain.

And the anuses puss and flair the smell of piss in the air.

And what so proudly we see is that our fags are still there.

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>he buys ranch instead of making it at home
It looks like some mayo with spice, why would I want to buy this?

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>be Greek
>have tzatziki instead
>superior ranch
>checkmate atheists
But it's just yogurt?

>implying that ranch is only available in murica
american retardation strikes again!