Unironical thread

How do we unironicallymake the world a better place?

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Start with killing yourself, attention whore

>anonymous
>attention whore
I don't think you understand the meanings of the words you are typing

>What are (you)s
Fuck off

reduce world population to 2 billion people and keep it at those levels going forward

Owned, libtard.

Great, all we need is a time machine that can take us back to the year 1800 and we can implement this brilliant solution!

By reading books, working out, eating healthy and solving the problems we face.

eugenics

>What are weapons
How do you even get to the idea of a time machine first, when the realistic approach is so close?

We have nukes, you know.

Wait for boomers to die off

make anime real

>he thinks he can just genocide billions of people
You must be 18 to visit this site

As soon as the first nuke is used to kill millions of people, that's when the whole fucking Earth lights on fire. If the bombs don't get you, radiation will. Good luck

Probably true. As soon as the internet generation takes control you'll all of the sudden start seeing people with actual brainpower in positions of power, as opposed to braindead sloths

By making sure Israel and Jewish community in America receives 110% of our support. They're the only ethnic group capable of producing scientific innovators on a very consistent basis.

>(((Internet)))
>Brainpower
Choose one.

Compared to boomers, even a 4 year old who knows how to google is a fucking Einstein

Two billion is still way overcrowded. One billion at the absolute outside most, 700 million would be better.

The most expected post.
Didn't disappoint.

Meaningless?

nuke all third world countries

What is it exactly about the words "radiation cloud" that you don't understand?

then it won't be the place where you run away from real life. not very practical. let it be what it is.

This. If you want to make the world better, start with yourself, then your family... That's likely enough work for a lifetime

>dude let's just nuke people because I'm an antisocial introvert who hates stupid normies

>unironically make the world a better place
I would very much love to ironically make the world a better place, as a joke.

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that only happens in fallout games retard
in reality only the people caught in the blast will get radiation poisoning
nuclear bombs are "clean", meaning all the radioactive material gets used up in the actual blast
on the other hand, nuclear reactors spread insane amounts of radioactive materials on rupture

I wouldn't need to run away from life if I were a cute 400year old loli

Enjoy your nuclear winter and radiation lingering for hundreds of years

Squared and molochpilled.

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this reply doesn't make any sense

establish the dictatorship of the proletariat

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>radiation lingering for hundreds of years
are you literally brain damaged

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>says the animeposter

Both are retarded scares that scientists used to scare the politicians. Like climate change today.

Neither is actually real.
Nuclear winter is complete fiction, radioactive fallout is vastly exaggerated.

>climate change denialist
>on Jow Forums
Talk about something that needs to be nuked.

You do realise that less than 1% of the plutonium in a nuclear warhead actually fissions, right? The rest is just spread about by the explosion. The resultant shower of ionising gamma rays will transmute the more easily transmuted elements nearby, and leave a moderately sized area out from the epicentre as radioactive material. Enough so that I wouldn't want to go there for another few decades at the least, and avoid anything downstream of the local water-table. Now this isn't a terribly large area in the scale of things, and I doubt there'd be much dust kicked up from it, but if you set off a few hundred of these you may notice some interesting weather effects for a month or two.

But due to the actually pretty small size of the explosions themselves, using them to wipe out 9/10ths of the population would be pretty difficult. A bioweapon would prove much more effective. Properly placed dirty bombs could also do a lot of damage, but it wouldn't be the most pleasant occurrence.

stripbarks bro

>blindly believing journalist bullshit without any evidence, model or even a sound theory
>on /g

Just because the talking head sait it's "science" doesn't mean it actually if you absolute drooling animal

let africa perish
lower immigration
1 child policy every other 40 years

The funny thing is that I’ve always thought to my self how much better it would be if the planet that humans evolved on was similar to earth but approximately 70 times larger. Because it would mean more brain power and more creator content being published. Think of how there’s maybe only 1 objectively good movie that comes out every 3 months. Well there’d be good movies coming out every week in this new world. Same for video games and music. You could be 100% entertained.

kill males

But then there will be no one to maintain anything and humanity will die out from easily preventable diseases, starvation, terrible planning and general retardation.

rice making tech is enough for happines

>no argument
guess we're done here

Go to bed, Marx. You're drunk.

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watch your standard of living plunge as you lose a shitton of cheap labor and resources.

Bullshit. It would be the opposite. Standard of living would go up as we wouldn't need cheap labor and resources to sustain a bloated populace.

>no hunger
>70 years of life minimum
>almost no wars
>entertainment everywhere for every taste
we are already living hedonistic heaven

stop being greedy dickheads

>You could be 100% entertained.

Yikes

>the first thing that comes to mind when considering more brain power on earth is mindless entertainment

Dopamine addicted NPC detected

cant cure blindness or cancer yet though

End Monsanto and other environmentally destroying biotech companies

shut up, cuckold of the working class

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I don't know. I went to a gathering once with about 20 people, that was pretty chill

By not posting thots
Kys

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The "internet generation" is incredibly bluepilled and have been absolutely taken advantage of and influenced and most of them would not be good in power as the sources of info they see as infallable are manipulating them. Look at what happened with Sargon and the rise of reactionaries online. The reactionary position on here is absolutely irrationatial and detrimental, yet it's spread rapidly to the "internet generation" because young impressionable edge lords easily fall prey to Porky's propaganda.

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>/leftypol/ is a bunch of nonwhite femoids and trannies
>Jow Forums socialism is more white male than either /leftypol/ or Jow Forums
There was never any hope for alt-anything, whether alt-right or alt-left.
They were groids from the start, with alt-left also being femoids.

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create a strong AI without any safeguards and unleash it on the normgroids

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>remove all gun restrictions for private non criminal citizens
>Shrink the government as much as possible so it only operates as a base of operations for military
>Cut taxation to a flat 20% for all levels of income, place citizens who aren't politicians in charge of how the money is allocated
>Hang/behead/publicly execute any and all politicians who are caught working in their own self interest vs the good of the people
>Heavily restrict immigration from all countries unless they're to be a large benefit to the country (no uneducated laborers allowed)
>Cut all funding to other countries out of charity
>Properly colonize all 3rd world countries. As in, don't give the sub 80 IQ niggers a say so in how their government is run until 10+ generations worth of proper education has been drilled into their fucking skulls and they can read/write.

If every 1st world nation did this, we'd all be better off. There's nothing saying we can't all live together peacefully, but in separate "tribes".

ur so smart
u forgot to say that we should kill off 90% of humanity and implement mandatory eugenics
then u would be teh smartest 14 year old in the thread

Become Nazi Germany.

*one hundred million

Let the godfather of nanotechnology explain how he's going to do just that.

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Removing all the non-whites would fix everything. If you don't agree you are low IQ SJW scum.

your seething autistic obsession with race is curable. we can fix you

>caring about (You)s
found the summer autist

OK. Everyone except the Japanese, South Koreans and people from Hawaii.

The problem sorts itself out when we run out of any one of viable raw resources required for our modern tech run world.
there is only so much silicon pure enough to make ic's and processors.
There is only so much shit we can pump into the atmosphere, im not even talking about the CO2 meme, have you ever been to Beijing? The air is yellow because they just let industrial exhaust unfiltered out into the air we breathe.
We can only dump literal trash into the oceans and land fills for so long before it becomes a problem that has immediate issues.
What about shipping lanes? What happens when we run out of oil? No more cheap shit from china, no more oranges in winter, half of the shit sold in the US wouldn't be able to be sold anymore. The markets of both China and the US would crash overnight and if the US crashes so does most of europe, latin america and asia, everywhere else follows.
There are literally too many points of failure in our system that rely on one another that the system cannot not fail.
If companies get too fucking full of themselves and start replacing their work force with AI and robots, crash. Not even in one place either, people wouldn't have money so no one would be buying shit, companies crash, then the government would be forced to start handing out even more welfare, stressing the system further, crash.
Then maybe they print more money, of fuck now the USD is less valuable than Zimbabwe's currency, crash the world.
Just be patient and let the system snuff itself out.

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I want to unironically make the world a better place but modern civilization is complicated. Beyond putting a band aid on small problems local to me I don't know how to fix any of societies long term issues & in reality I can barely keep my own shit together.

>increasing lifespans
>making things better

bruhmode

There's too much scientism, especially from atheists. The belief that science is going to solve our problems, like a Deus ex machina. We must turn to philosophy to provide guidance for science, lest we start creating human/pig chimeras like the Chinese. Of course, China is missing the most important part about being Western - our Christian heritage. Study it, pray it, save the religion from obscurity and defamation. The path to a better world lies inward, in the improvement of the self.

>there is only so much silicon pure enough to make ic's and processors.
lol you dumb fuck they don't mine it straight from from the ground, it's grown in a lab from chemically separated elements that are themselves mined, the purity of the resulting crystal is well-controlled.

as long as there are atoms in the universe there will be silicon wafers to make chips from.

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What if we replace fossil with nuclear, what if we start seasteading, what if we put our brains in robots, what if woe get in to space. I mean we might bomb ourselves back to stone-age after peak oil but its not the only possible future.

Yea, and I bet you're one of the 700 million who gets to stay, right? Fuckin idiot

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Pure silica is dredged only from beaches and spits with very pure white sand, and it's a growing concern that we're ruining the ecosystems that we dredge it from, as we continually dredge deeper and deeper and accelerate the process of erosion in the surrounding areas. However, I think we use far more of it for construction glass than for silicon chips in computers and such. Arguably you could use less pure sand, but I'd imagine the industrial processes used to refine this would be even more environmentally taxing than the dredging.

Huh. Cuckoldry is used in the definition of a corrupt political system invented by a jew. Sexual perversion is never far from these people.

Interesting proposal, but I think you need to go a bit lower... maybe just under one million?

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>What if we replace fossil with nuclear
There is only so much uranium. Granted I think nuclear is a better option (even better if it's tritium) it still relies on a finite resource. And the issue still stands some what in the context that I originally brought up fossil fuels, our current system relies on shipping shit to the other side of the planet.
>what if we start seasteading
A new frontier that would soon transform into another tyrannical form of control just like every frontier. Also the technological support for maintaining a seastead has the same issues with failure points as our current system.
>what if we put our brains in robots
mechanical systems have more maintainable than organic ones and if the technology ever exists to do so you can be sure it will be expensive and a botnet or both
>what if woe get in to space.
We did in the 60's we've been in space and we've been shitting up space too. Space is an answer that will likely happen too little too late.
>I mean we might bomb ourselves back to stone-age after peak oil but its not the only possible future.
I don't think we're likely to bomb ourselves. MAD guarantees a certain amount of stability. That has stopped and sequels to WWII. Which is unfortunate since it would be great if we could redraw the map.
I think if there is a solution to some of the issues I brought up it would be individual self sufficiency without technical regression. Say for example being able to manufacture your own cpu in home. We have some of that already, you can buy your own manufacturing equipment and make 99% of what you might otherwise buy.
Resources are still an issue but not requiring world wide trade and the relying on giant mega corporations would be a good start towards not becoming a cyberpunk dystopia.
The fall back is accelerating the fall and avoiding as many irreversible fails as possible.
Cool so we'll still have botnet cpu's in our cyberpunk shithole future.

So many fervently held opinions being offered up as facts.
It's almost like a religion.
You have to believe these fatuous ideas to belong. Or at least pretend to.
So, like a religion.

>1800
>die from bacteria

by reenabling slavery

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>implying bioweapons that are designed to only hit certain races don't already exist
All you have to do is have the moral fortitude to use them. Earth and humanity would be much better off if essentially everyone that lived near the equator or south of it (barring AUS/NZ) were killed off.

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1. teach all people how to farm for self-sustenence
2. give all people a plot of land to allow for self-sustenance
3. mechanize home building to produce low cost homes
4. establish online materials sales collectives to reduce materials costs in a competitive way
5. prevent people from trouble backgrounds from congregating at population density greater than 3 people per square mile
6. work camps instead of prisons
7. sterilize violent criminals
8. sterilize deadbeat mothers/baby factories
9. stop industrial livestock processing
10. do not allow people to raise children without passing a 3 year course on how to raise children
11. brand and permanently segregate child abusers

You're greatly over complicating just killing a lot of people.

That's why you reject pop-politics and ignore id-pol and become a commie. It's the only path.

just make post scarcity lmao

No other way but this

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(you)s still give you dopamine, in fact, even I am replying to you just to get some (you) s back.

Kek

Make yourself a better person.

Remove the moral/ethical restraints on research and fully embrace the open-source movement. Advance research into possibilities for personal 3D printing. Move factories off-planet. Terraform Earth with large-scale desalinization and purification plants, turning deserts into gardens through the sort of irrigation and channeling systems that haven't been seen since the days of Babylon. Allow corporations to hold territory and raise armies. Decentralize currency. Bring the unending plague of humanity to the stars, until the distance and times involved change us to the point where we can wage war with an 'other'. Find new enemies, or create them ourselves. Care less about the consequences of our consumption in terms of space. Mine asteroids. Mine planets. Cover Mercury in solar panels.

>GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY - IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY

The fact that Americans wrote "DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH" into a fucking LARP stone for a nonexistent future human caveman is hilarious to me. They couldn't be objective and apolitical for even this one moment.
I also find it hilariously egotistical that the stone acknowledges that the current-day humans will largely eradicate themselves, yet whatever future humans find it should listen to the deep wisdoms of the civilization that eradicated itself due to retardation and Jewery.

>that bulge next to her asshole
Did she poop in her panties?

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