User, meet the new hire, Alice. We're counting on you to make her feel welcome and get her up to speed!

Plenty do use the same kind
You're just mad about this one cuz it looks bad

>Pleased to meet you, Alice. Nice programming socks! Let me guess, you like anime too, don't you?

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meet our HR manager, he will get you up to speed in no time
twitter.com/withoutboats?lang=en

> zionism is colonialism

> hot girl summer

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>You know, Alice, I was reading some interesting statistics the other day...

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why did I read that last part as "get her legs to spread"

They really aren't a threat, you have your act together

Jesus

Look Alice let me just cut to the chase, I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes.

It's hard to believe these are actual real living human beings

Just got a job in an abattoir.
I quit.

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I don't get why this isn't seen as a pathology. Doctors and psychologists and other medical professionals encourage it and pretend it is normal human behavior. It is very irresponsible to not treat people with such disorders, let alone encourage them to go deeper into this twisted rabbit hole that usually ends with suicide.

Faggot

>trannies
>human

When did Lacoste sell overalls

Yep, watching this kind of madness unfold from a country that hasn't (completely) gone down the absolute political correctness rabbit hole is sort of surreal... These people people clearly are sick and doctors just feed them hormones, pretending not to know said meds won't make them even more unstable and crazy. It's insane.

I like how tranders kill themselves.

Most places here just have 1 bathroom with 1 toilet, 1 sink, and 1 urinal. You just wait in line. Though, the number of bathrooms is ultimately dictated by how many seats there are in the establishment.

d'ya lose a bet or something?

“Hey, I’m Alice.” His voice boomed with a shrill, intentional squeak. “I like taking pictures.”

This must be some kind of test. Sandra from HR is probably still upset about what I said at the Christmas party. I’m not about to let that bitch get me fired just because I think trannies have mental issues.

“Good day, madam.” I said as I extended my arms. I gave the man two pecks on the cheeks. “Lovely to meet you, I cannot wait to see your pictures.”

Sandra gasped, “But he’s clearly a retarded tranny! Doesn’t that piss you off?”

The office looked on at Sandra in horror. She yelled inaudibly as security whisked her out. Only he occasional “tranny” and “retard” could be heard.

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as if

Hey user ready for the girls night out?

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1st and 2nd on the right (from the front), might cause some confusion after a few drinks.

i've seen this in small offices before. In a large corporation it's never going to work though

>drops Alice off at the zoo before the company gets bad press over exploiting bigfoot

do you always roleplay like this you fucking loser?

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This. They know damn well they’ll never pass and are just giving them false hope, meanwhile everyone is just supposed to pretend with them. After they completely fuck themselves up and realize what kind of abomination they made themselves into and that there is no going back they just off themselves. I just don’t get it.

>do you always roleplay like this you fucking loser?
Says Sandra a millennial marketing major who has been unemployed, and ignorable ever since she a politically left leaning white woman was overheard vocally screaming the words "tranny, and retard.

Sandra momentarily made ends meet by sacrificing her body, and doing blacked internet porn, but is no longer invited for future productions after an accidental pregnancy which caused her to ostracized by her family, and friends.

After a few black eyes, and near death experiences from the male suited that impregnated her she learned to stop asking Dewayne to commit to a paternity test...

haha! very cool response, user

>haha! very cool response, user
Sandra typed, as she uses her right foot to rock her malformed baby with a lightbulb shaped head to sleep.

To take pictures of bigots like you so we can demonize you in social media and ruin your life for eternity.

To *snap* you.

kek

>Waving your dick at urinal while mother with kids comes in

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>I'm gay
Who woulda thunk?

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Oh look, it's time for/pol/ tourist #578393 to practice his snowflake olympics whine of the day.

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Just apply the same standards and deadlines as everyone else and it'll quit soon enough. Either that, or sue the company for emotional damages

Lol the US pretty much IS the political correctness rabbit hole. You were founded by puritans FFS. You guys say "tidbit" instead of "titbit" lol You guys probably invented the concept of political correctness.

Because it hurts people's feelings.

>yelled inaudibly

D-

Try again user

Holy fuck this is the worst writing I've read in a long long time

Hideous

>all white
kek every time.

>Holy fuck this is the worst writing I've read in a long long time
Sandra claimed anonymously, because she was annoyed about just how accurate the post was.

I bet it's fun to be 14

>mom won't let me go to my friend's house because I didn't do my chores
>I'll just sulk in my room and shitpost instead

>I bet it's fun to be 14
Sandra writes on a note that will be buried into a time capsule that us meant to be unearthed when her subhuman genetic nightmare of a child graduates from the third grade.

Look at the noses my friend.

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It's hard to believe that society is pushing them as normal instead of crazy.

Back in the day if a 50 year old man dressed up as a 9 year old girl and played with dolls, telling everyone he's 9, people would say he's crazy. Now behavior like that is considered to be normal

>her

Stop spamming this shit, Ivan

They look like robots
> super creepy

God my office actually did hire a fucking tranny lately
He isn't as bad as op but we can't fire him because he meets minimum standards but he really fucks up morale and shit
I've already been written up for calling him a he
Literal fucking clown world

Hey Alice do you play Dungeons & Dragons?

>Well it's a good thing our office is located on the tenth floor then. Here, let me open the window so you'll save an extra minute or so when you invitably join the 43% club

MOMMY GF

I would tap the two on the foreground no probs, the other ones are revolting.

Here is my letter of resignation

>43? Did i say 43? I meant 45. The club keeps growing everyday.
>*pops head out window*
>Ahhhh. What a nice breeze. A gentle touch on a healthy body with a healthy mind.
>Anyway, to acommodate your situation we have also provided you with about 50feet of rope, a cyanide pill, and a Rudt compiler. Have a nice day

not gonna lie, i’d grope then all once i get drunk enough

I would be hypocritical, avoid any physical contact and interaction and then look for another job
Fuck this timeline

underrated

Accuse him of sexual harassment before he accuses me.

Saw a kid in the mall years ago. I would have walked past without noticing, but a teenager wearing clothes a 40 year old woman would usually wear kind of caught my eye.
Then the obvious startled look when (s)he recognized my face as I was taking a second look made me realize it was someone I knew.
It finally dawned on me later that day it was the son of a (37 year old) woman I had dated a few years earlier.
The makeup and hair and everything was perfect, but the style just wasn't age appropriate.
Lol, I don't really care if anyone likes to crossdress, and the startled look I got tells me he'd like to stay in the closet, which is also fine with me. But if you want to keep a down-low profile, you should try harder to blend in. Or just open up about it. Most people won't be put off about it. It's 2019 ffs.

I wanna buttfuck the one in the back wearing the beret

Another great technology thread definitely not made by muh Jow Forums boogeyman

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White people are the most degenerate race in the world.

Don't forget that they also cut off their dicks and push this kind of degeneracy to children.

Have you seen the suicide rates of trans people? This is basically deferred suicide with a chance to see the world burn before you off yourself.

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A decade ago people would laugh at a dude in a wig dressing up like a woman. Then all of a sudden the media makes a big deal about it, so we're just supposed to fall in line and accept this insanity and the funny thing is most people actually have. People are sheep

you're supposed to lock the door

I'd fuck all of them except the second from the left (next to the painting holding the wine)
I'd marry all three on the right.

>It's hard to believe these are actual real living human beings
Preach! I say that whenever I read the comments on Jow Forums, also! Can we be friends?

leave your company, now!

Yeah, I can imagine how hard it must be to call her 'she' and go about your business. What's a busybody to do?

I just don't understand how a person's body can be so fucked up that it doesn't ring any alarms when looking at how disturbing this shit looks.
nature gave us senses ffs,

Money and public image plays a big role im why some medical professionals support these emotionally ill trannies.

Not gonna lie, I would fuck that in the butt

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That image easily used up 50 image posts with its sheer mass.

Wow, I need someone like him to scare off neighborhood kids on Halloween.

That's cause you're faggot.

I'm sure the billionaire that founded Sirius is going to commit suicide any day now...

How would any of you ever work at Sirius?

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Fuck off dude
I shouldn't need to start lying just to appease feefees

Fuck this I quit.

Oh no, you got written up for going out of your way to be be a douche on people? Dear jolly gee, what an poor oppressed male you must be. This company is clearly going out of historical convention for discipline assholes in its workforce! What a clown world!

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Global rules exist. Use the reporting system.

Bruce Dickinson looks good for his age.

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