Why Apple is so great, g
> Good phone
> Good computer
> Good products
I'm an Android Yes user,, but Apple is very good .
I use one and felt higher caste . I amma saw me using Apple and cried she love so much . Apple is for rich you are rich yes sir ? Use Apple product, because are you rich ?
By btw I am not India,, american so do not call India .
Love apple thread .
Why Apple is so great, g
Oliver Clark
Robert Hughes
Liam Brooks
fpbp
Nolan Collins
>higher caste
>I am not India
Logan Butler
here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple users themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")
>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked
tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded
Julian Lewis
>heres why every user
>single anecdote
Aaron Cruz
This reeks of middle school. This is the kind of shit I would post on Jow Forums thinking I had destroyed every Apple user ever.
Isaac Davis
This is more or less the path of every macfag.
Matthew Powell
Nice anime samefagging retard.
Jaxson Parker
Nah, I use a MBA for Linux admin, was the cheapest laptop I could pick up that didn't have some buttfuck retarded issue, because the only thing worse than Apple OEM build quality is PC OEM build quality
Blake Hernandez
@72069713
>reddit spacing
Colton Adams
Imagine being underage& and having this much of a superiority complex over a brand mommy wouldn't buy you.
Blake Myers
Honestly, this is a decent bait thread. You even put the clue right there with the higher caste yet there will undoubtedly be retards who falls for it
Cooper Long
Using @ like an Autist, good job nullifying whatever point you initially had.
Logan Davis
> Wake up to to my iPhone X(TM) alarm.
> Fumble under my pillow to find it.
> Hold my finger down to stop the alarm,
> Oh, right. No fingerprint reader.
> Sit up and look at the phone to unlock it. Smile radiantly knowing the future is now.
> Skip into the bathroom to wash up. Cheerily ask Siri to tell me the weather from my HomePod(TM).
> Siri tells me the Empire State bulding is composed of 10 million bricks in perfect surround sound.
> Nod enthusiastically.
> Eat breakfast, one glass of beat from my Juicero(TM). Read in my alternative medicine book that it staves off migranes.
> Grab my AirPods(TM) from my drawer of now obsolete premium earbuds. Chuckle at how primitive analog is to BLE.
> Climb into my Tesla, set off to work.
> Stop by Starbucks for a frappuchino, pumpkin spice of course.
> Get to work, turn on my Macbook Pro(TM).
> Oh shucks, forgot my password again.
> Type in admin and spam enter repeatedly, log in anyways.
> Laugh heartily at how innovative the feature is.
> Plug in my 5k LG Apple Approved (TM) monitor. Nothing happens.
> Oh right, too close to the wireless router. Move desk into a corner of the office and work there instead.
> Work ends, head off home.
> Driving back when a rock gets flung from a semi, lands square on the room of my Tesla(TM).
> Roof and windshield shatter simulatenously into thousands of glass cubes.
> Whatever. Grin at the thought of plebs not having a glass room as large as mine anyways.
> Find out Juicero Corp closed down, can't replace it. Feel bad, think I'll take a nap.
> Head up the stairs to bed, collapse in pain with a bad migrane halfway up.
> Desperately yell at Siri to call my dietician.
> Siri tells me there are three different Domino Pizza joints in my immediate area.
> Migrane subsides some time later, drag myself to bed and collapse.
> Notice the X's glass back shattered when I rolled on it during my migrane.
> Fall asleep smiling to the thought of how courages the design choice was.
Carter Gutierrez
@72069842
>falling for literally decade old bait
Joshua Morgan
Kek gr8 b8 I r8 8/8
Andrew Cruz
>iphone x
>fingerprint reader
Ryan Howard
>2029
>drive home in new apple car
>forgot if i locked it
>go out and press lock button
>alarm goes off
>can't disable it
>neighbors start coming out and staring
>spaghetti spilling out from my turtleneck
>try to get inside apple car with touchID
>forgot AppleCar X has no touchID
>try rubbing unlock gesture on door
>spaghetti sauce smearing everywhere and it doesn't work
>in tears now
>stand in front of apple car
>faceID blasts my face with headlights
>face not recognized because tears and spaghetti sauce
>consider smashing open the windows
>realize apple car has no Windows
>spaghetti flowing like a cascading waterfall
>kick apple car in absolute desperation
>door bends and pops open
>Siri: alarm system malfunction
>I FUCKING KNOW
>try to start apple car
>face not recognized, please enter apple car password
>butterfly keyboard pops out of steering wheel
>enter password
>incorrect password
>butterfly keyboard is double inputting certain keystrokes
>incorrect password
>S key won't work no matter how hard i press
>incorrect password
>in absolute tears at this point
>smash keyboard with head over and over again
>pasta sauce and tears splattering everywhere
>incorrect password
>finally just type root and press enter twice
>engine starts
>tears of agony turn to joy
>start backing out of driveway
>still feel neighbors staring
>radio playing some really annoying emo band
>turn vol to min
>press vol down again to make sure
>radio lets out massive screeching blast then silence
>Siri: radio malfunction please visit nearest Authorized National Apple Lube store
>drive 800 miles to nearest ANAL store
>yeah looks like your radio is busted
>you probably drove it wrong
>we're gonna have to replace your radio, tires, transmission, and engine
>that'll be $20,000
>leave ANAL store rubbing my sore anus
>get automated text on cuckPhone XLIIII from St. Steve
>Remember, A[?]t Just Works!
>th-thanks steve
Dominic Thomas
kek
Andrew Torres
MacOS and iOS are the least-shitty options for normal consumer use. That's not exactly high praise, but it is true.
It's a shame Tim Cuck has decided to systematically destroy their hardware, however.
...you lift it up and the accelerometer pops up the snooze button on the screen.
Cameron Walker
Nice bait, I mean you even got the middle school lurker to post an essay on it