>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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nicotech
>Hey retard, wrong board.
these threads are why I still come to this shithole
100% of non-smokers die
only boomers use cigs for their nicotine intake
real Jow Forums niggas use affordable and satisfying nicsalts vapes
Huuts, ylis vauhdissa
good thread
Wasn't the point of this bullshit to make at least some sense? You defeated your own arguments.
Yah b maybe you like coughing up black chunks of shit in the morning but i don't, enjoy lung cancer though as it slowly inch's you closer to a hole in your damn neck just to breath, hope it was worth it.
smells like shit. makes you smell like shit. makes your clothes smell like shit. makes your home smell like shit.
this. i gag whenever im around smokers because they all smell like straight ass
>why yes, I do smoke in my house 10 hours a day, how could you tell?
The longevity of this pasta despite its lack of entertainment value is impressive
>bro just smoke lol
>ah yes, smoke in moderation
>ah yes, don’t buy many cigarettes since they are expensive
lol just smoke some cigars at this point
why is this on Jow Forums of all boards
I quit.
I started smoking regularly when I was 12 and you could buy a pack of 10 cigarettes for about 70p. I'm 35 now and still smoke. It was the worst decision I made to start. But at this point I've been smoking for nearly two thirds of my life. I'm most likely held together by phlegm and tumours so I don't really care any more. I tried vaping, but even with the high nicotine content juices, it doesn't give you the same kick as smoking a cigarette does. For about the last 15 years I've rolled my own too. I smoke outside because I don't want to make the inside of my place stink and fuck up my electronics, which means I care more for how my computers function than my own lungs.
Because jannies are too busy pushing diversity instead of doing their job.
Why would anyone smoke? It literally does nothing. At least weed does something.
It is my obligation gentlemen to point out the source behind the oral fixation also known as vaping, cigs, etc. I shall imprint in you the mental image of phallic cannulation every time you pick up those nasty cigs, e-cigs, vapes, or anything other than food, and every time you play with it between your lip pillows while administering tongue action.
A subconscious yearning for oral penile caressing is the true root behind your oral blowjob upon these utensils.
That's right my friends, whenever you see a person vaping or smoking, you are seeing a creature engaging in their subconscious want for penile presence in their mouths, except they engage utilizing an object as a smokescreen for their closeted fantasies.
I'd fuck this guy desu
Daily reminder that all smokers are closeted homos and that we have an obligation for the better of society to help them out of the closet.
The urge to stuff rods into their mouths and suck on them, is basically a subconscious compensation for the urge to suck on penises,
and the objects used to compensate are a health hazard and cancer inducing. Vaping devices are also part of the problem, and detract from the solution.
It is for their own health, physical and mental, that we must redirect them to their real urge - the penis,
for it is at least not dangerous to their health and its liquid essence is even healthy for their skin.
It is also proven that helping people out of the closet leads to a substantial psychological health improvement,
as they are now free to live as their true selves unhindered by shackles and self-deception.
They are doing a shit job, diversity has never been more unpopular in history among the general populaces, with even Sweden taking a direction towards the right.
It's because the people advocating diversity are also extremely stupid people and when stupid people are left in charge of diplomacy you end up with failure no matter how good a condition is given to other parties.
The reason for this is the Internet, for those in charge of diplomacy on social issues happened to be people of talents before the Internet who were given voice among society, while post-Internet the voices of activism are unwashed masses of unqualified Twitterati with low IQs and even lower emotional development owing partially to their Internet habits.
I like not smelling terrible, having proper lung capacity, and not having urges to inhale burning leaves and paper. What benefit could I possibly gain from doing something so useless?
* 99% of non-smokers die
youtube.com
I like smoking and having pints.
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nice blog
where do i unsubscribe ?
Dying at 50 from tobacco related causes is technology.
Well OP, smoking did do a number on you, look at you posting this kind of shit on this christian board...
>bro stop smoking it’s going to give you cancer
>hey bro check out my new 5g phone
Why is Jow Forums such hypocrites?
1 in 3 smokers die from smoking
I just don't care for cigarettes. Tastes like shit, and there's better and cheaper ways to get nicotine.
I dont need drugs to deal with my life being pointless.
How's it feel to physically harm yourself just to appeal to normies?
my driptip is the same size as a nipple, a female nipple on a big milker.
Checkmate.
if you're gonna smoke something, it should be weed
No thanks i like oxygen
>thread about smoking
>on Jow Forums
I'll start smoking *after*I reach the average life expectancy then
b&r, non-smokers on suicide watch
What exactly is smoking meant to do? I smoked for 6 months, around 3 per day and while I felt cooler, I didn't get any perceptible "high" from smoking, literally nothing - so I stopped.
It doesn't make you cool OP
Instead of just being a fag you're a stinking fag
>smoked weed
>went psychotic and lost my job
sucks man, I miss weed
God Damn I miss weed.
Its only been 3 fucking months, will it get easier??
Im yet to notice any benefits, I don't sleep any better, I don't have a sudden abundance of energy, im no more focused or productive, whats even the point???
Im saving £50 a fortnight and that's literally the only benefit to not smoking weed...
Would you mind sharing how much weed it takes to have a psychotic break, pussy?
Onion did it better.
Shitty rolling skills for such a fancy setup user
imagine wasting your money on a pack of cigarettes/juul pods every week when you could be spending it on technology
>open Jow Forums
>retarded troll thread from 8 hours ago as the third most recently bumped
can't even say that mods are asleep if it's 8 hours ago
Poorfag detected
thanks fren
>smart with my money detected*
try king palms
Based.
I can quit smoking whenever i want.
ahem
>redditspacing
>smoking cigarettes because the bullies who used to beat you up for your lunch money looked cool to you, when they did
>not having at least a little bit of class and occasionally enjoying cigars that are not made out of garbage tier tobacco with additives that make it even more shit
Was smoking 1 nug a day, spent 2 months in hospital with no memory of the first. went super crazy..... only lately getign back into programing but I'm really brain damaged now
Im tryin to figure out how this has anything to do with technology but I'm lost, guys.
>one ciggy per day, two if I'm at a party.
>"""medicate""" your brain by inhaling toxic drug smoke that's strong enough to cause hallusinations
>wonder why your brain gets damaged eventually
The real brain damage was inside you all along, Cinderella
>died at age 58
Should've quit sooner
No you can't. You'd have done it by now if you could, but here you are, doing something useless and being proud of your fake willpower.
keep glowing cia niggers
Who knows? 93% of people who ever lived have died, but 7% are still alive!
is smoking weed once per week going to cause any long-term harm?
nostalgic pasta
Why would you want to do that?
Funny, because I'm sitting here hitting my ~1 ohm Nic salt rda. Juul and other closed pod systems are a sham when you can get 30 mL of Nic salt juice (equivalent to 30 juul pods, which is worth $100 or more) for $10. The startup cost is higher than a juul, but after 2 weeks you'll be ahead.
I spend $30/mo on weed because dry herb vapes are basically space magic tier efficient
smoking anything is bad for your lungs because smoke itself is bad for your lungs, it was never about the nicotine or THC
>it's still up
based mods
>posted 11 hours ago
Why the fuck is this thread even here? It has nothing to do with Jow Forums. Did Jow Forums get cointelpro'd?
hey the status quo is "someone said the weed word better nuke the entire thread" so this is an upgrade
I don't like smelling like a burning building
See you in chemo
for me its snus
you might become schizophrenic, like i did. But i smoked weed every other day though
YLIS AT SPEED AGAIN :DD
sagea peltoon
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking?
I will never understand how this copy pasta always gets hundreds of replies regardless of the board that it's posted on.
Because smokers are eternally butthurt that no one thinks they're cool anymore and regular people love reminding smokers that they're going to die painfully and we can tell they smoke because they smell like donkey ass.
sneed?
How do you know what donkey ass smells like user?
>smellsbadman.jpeg
>teethyellowdude.png
>iwanttogaveanicelongretirementwithmywifeandkids.gif
Why can't you be with them too, you cuck?
Quitting anything is pathetic.
off topic threads go in sweetie
FPBP
mods are dead. yesterday some spammed ipad shit and all of his threads archived normally
You heard him. Time to post CP
Hello jewish kike nigger. Cigarettes are not technology. Gas yourself.
The best part of technology is having access to your interests and adblocking jewish advertisements trying to get you to slowly kill yourself so they can profit and laugh at you.
scat porn threads were posted in a slow board today and it stayed around for about 6 hours. mods must be at chuch
Ei kellään olisi karvatura pastaa?
Ei ole hetkeen varistellut hiekkoja sisälle ottaessa.
those joints look like you were blanked out on benzos when you rolled them
vaping is the superior form of dry herb consumption
>£50 a fortnight
just grow it dude, you'll pay £400 for a super awesome custom LED hydro/aero tent setup with top of the line carbon filters, amazing seed genetics and automated environmental/feeding controls to yield >700g on 600w of lighting running at night for cheap power will cost around £40 a month in lighting. you still have to factor in consumables like water, nutrients and seeds but generally £60 a month and 4 months at a conservative and suboptimal estimate to yield 500g (again, conservatively if you're a shit grower) every cycle is equal to 125g/28 = 4 ounces every month for the price of buying 7g. plan your grow space well and use a carbon filter and nobody will know unless you tell them about it and they decide to snitch.
I came
actually my maths is shit but you get the idea. growing weed is cheap. LED is cheaper but the up front costs are very high if you're planning to cover a reasonably large tent for max yields
Cheese pizza stays on /ck/
Smoke cannabis cigarettes. Tobacco smoke in your lungs is retarded