How do I get a gf as a programmer? Every girl I talk to just assumes I'm a boring nerd

How do I get a gf as a programmer? Every girl I talk to just assumes I'm a boring nerd

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stop being a boring nerd

Drop girls and pick up Schopenhauer.

maybe you could start by not posting the same thread on Jow Forums repeatedly and that could be a gateway to being less boring in physical interactions. just a thought

have you considered that you are a boring nerd

Don't talk about work then you retard.

All that makeup and a costume yet still ugly. Life must be hard for ugly women.

You don't need to tell girls your job to get laid. Tell them you're an astronaut one day and a garbage man the next. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have money, look good, and have a personality that makes people feel relaxed and happy when they're around you.

Get a 6 pack, bench around 225 lbs squat around 315lbs and now you get bitches left and right.

what is it with normies and your fucking abs obsession

This nigga knows

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Fucking based

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Gfs are bloat user. Just use your right hand and watch anime.

I really need a programmer gf. do they exist?

Don't girls hear "software engineer" and think £££

i know a girl irl who programs but she has a penis

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girls dont even know what a software engineer is. they just think you fix computers or something

>tfw bench 310lbs
Weak fuck, 225lbs is nothing. Literally beginner tier.

damn i wish that was me

the girl or me, cuz you don't wanna be me, she wouldn't fuck me even when she was a dude

depends on body weight. 310 is alright for pretty much anyone. if you want to consider yourself strong you should bench at least 1.5x your weight. the truth is though, that women don't know shit about strength and lifting, and you can make yourself look 'ripped' and still be weak as fuck, just take some test, do HIIT, and dont ever stretch

>All that matters is that you have money, look good, and have a personality that makes people feel relaxed and happy when they're around you.
Meanwhile Jow Forumsentoomen are dirt poor, ugly af and more annoying than regular weebs.

>Every girl I talk to just assumes I'm a boring nerd
which you probably are lmao

the girl ofc. why the fuck would i want to be you lmao

Hehe I struggle with 120 of your shitty weight units. Then again I also reach my limit with 12 push-ups.

Depends on your proportions.

Powerlifter in my region can deadlift 260kg, but onyl bench 110kg due to his freakish arms.

was just thinking why would u wanna be the girl, not many people want to be furry ya know, so i thought maybe u were talking about me

I can do 50+ pushups but can barely bench at all. I don't really feel a need to though, fine being a skinny bitch

Install Gentoo

If OP is a programmer, he should have enough money that he can fix his face, get a trainer and get therapy.

He's on/g/, he doesn't have a job. He's just a basement dwelling autists hobby programmer.

stop talking to the wrong women

Become the gf.

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progressive rock is SO much better than a nice, real gf

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you can listen to red like 40 times a day but you can't listen to her

And this ladies and gentleman, is how an entire sexuality pathology began, because of one such shitpost on /b/ a decade ago.

Don't mention that you're a programmer.

>Fresh D store
I can see why would would hang around the place

This kek

this, thats my usual way of getting bitches

cope

That makes it even better.
He's not even a tranny and he passes better than most mtfs.

Hot as fuck and you know since he's not on hormones that his dick works right. Trannies on hormones have erectile disfunction and thin watery semen. Complete turn off.

fpbp

what do you think the odds are a ton of imageboard users transitioned literally because they're lonely incels jealous of women's lives? that's the meme, and they have those Jow Forums larp threads, but i wonder if that's really as common as people think. then again, i guess Jow Forums does have a lot of dumb, lonely easily influenced people

Jow Forums has a lot of discontent 12 year olds. rip

just date a girl who's a programmer. problem solved

Well you can start by getting rid of the idea of your profession defining you. A better question is how do you get a gf as a neet, because that's exactly what you are.

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>just date a "girl" who's a programmer

It depends on the blocker you take, and some other things. If someone wanted to become a dickgirl, they would approach transitioning differently.

Rape one

What do you guys think of tomboys? There is one in my web-dev class. She's cute and we talk about movies and tv shows often. She's also told me a lot about her home country.
Is liking a tomboy gay?

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Holy shit what the fuck happend to pyro? I stopped watching him since he payed belle deplhi (or whatever that whore is called) money. Did his new girlfriend influenced him doing that gay shit? I mean he had furry tendencies at the beginning but fuck...

There was a cute girl in my University but now she cut her hair and is turning into a tomboy. Why are girls doing this shit?

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you're not a boring nerd because you're a programmer. you're just a boring nerd and have a self-fulfilling prophecy because your job is the only source of identity you have.
saged and fuck off back to

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Nigga im all about that jazz fusion atm.

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I think it was supposed to be a joke, but came off the wrong way. He doesn't SEEM to be forced to do it, there wasn't any context to it, he just did it out of nowhere

NOT wanting a tomboy is gay

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word

I personally find it really attractive when they run their hand through their hair. They often push it back to get it out of their eyes since they cant tie it back or tuck it behind their ears like with long hair.
Also their values align closer with men because they don't care about makeup and clothes as much. So they are easier to relate to and converse with.

women don't understand prog rock.
"its boring! the songs are too long! where is the chorus? why does it keep changing rhythm? I can't dance to this!"

While the female is bitching, Jon Anderson is laughing with his buddy buddha at how amazing life is.

>he isn't a second rennaissance man

No wonder why people find you boring.

>weebs
anime website redditfaggot

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Two easy steps, in fact, you're already half way there.
>tell them you're a boring computer nerd
>tell them you're rich because of it
You can thank me later.

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This. Values matter, I learned that the hard way. Don't learn it the hard way.

The moment she starts asking about your job you've lost the conversation.

It's in the area of "he doesn't know what to talk about and I don't know what to talk about so let's ask him some generic questions."