Not a boomer, not a zoomer

'97 fag reporting in. I do not consider myself a zoomer, yet am too young to be a boomer.

>Hate RGB lighting in any way, shape or form
>Love classic vidya, couldn't care less about a lot of modern releases
>Arch as main OS, without obnoxious ricing bullshit, just a clean DE.
>Didn't know what XXXTentacion, Flossing Dance, flexing, or most zoomer meme shit was until a few days ago.
>Fell like a 36 yo regressive boomer despite having just turned 22

Ami/g/os, I wish I could embrace the zoomer shit and be happy while I'm still young. But honestly tech used to be much more interesting before techniggers started putting touch screens and """"user friendly ui""""" on everything.

W-was the boomer life in my heart all along?

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>97
zoom zoom

You're an outcast zoomer. Stop worrying so much about generation bullshit.

>le wrong generation
I'm a year older than you and did all the zoomer things. Had a smartphone in high school, high speed internet, etc.
Not sure how you didn't know who XXXTentacion was until a few days ago. He was huge - I suspect you don't really interact with many peers.

if you were born after 91 you're a zoomer. i don't make the rules, just enforce them.

I think as far as Jow Forums is concerned anyone under 30 is a zoomer and anyone older is a boomer.

It's technically wrong but what can one expect.

well at least you have no friends like everyone else here

It's funny, because I remember a few years back 97 borns were lumped in with 94 borns rather than 2000 borns, and considered "early 2000s kids". But now in 2019, they're "undisputed zoomers" with "no memories before 2006". A complete 180 in opinions if I ever saw one

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nice blog post you faggot, you might as well be a zoomer.

Someone who was 4 years old in 2002 (a zoomer) has had a vastly different childhood than someone who was 14 in 2002 (a millennial).

I guess you're right. I just need to get my head out of the tech hole, start working out more, being social etc... At least this place will be there when my life comes crashing down again.

I do have friends. Just that from early childhood on, I never got along with peers of the same age. I was always the youngest of the bunch. Some of my best friends are in their late 20s early 30s now.

this shit is stupid. what is this fucking teenagers defining the life experience of people twice their age?

if you were between 7 and 20 in 2001 almost everything in that picture applies. The age range for generation culture is huge not to mention most people crearing that culture are older than q zoomer's parents.

get yourselves sorted out ffs

I didn't say you had no friends, just that you might not interact with many peers.
Since your friends are 8+ years older, you've adopted their viewpoints and activities.

>I have issues identifying with my perception of my generation
Its a very poor way of describing disparate groups. Don't assign people traits like that.

'96
>hate ricing in any way, shape or form, including tattoos and "body mods"
>last game i played was Fallout 2 when i was 7
>didn't get any phone until uni
>on nixos since 2009, before that fedora
>the only zoomer meme i know and fell for were dnb, mid 2000's czech "amateur" porn with Rosenberg and sad panda
I'm a failed zoomer. Not even socially retarded or anything.

>XXXTentacion
Had to look it up. Some dumb nigger.
t. '92 boomer

Technically, anybody born from '95 and onwards belongs to generation z. I would say being a zoomer is more about mentality & how you behave rather than arbitrary age cut-offs, though. Zoomer is a meme word that identifies a very specific set of people which you may not be part of regardless of age. Just live a peaceful boomer existence without caring about what people your age think or do. It's comfy as fuck.

>t. January '95 zoomer (literally born mere days after the cut-off)

>97
you're by definition a zoomer

Holy shit, you're 100% zoomer.
>t. 95 zoomer

So many identity-issues, and you're just a faggot

>So many identity-issues, and you're just a faggot
RUDE!

I was born in 1990, yet have more tastes in common with people 10 years older than me, probably because I was brought up with them.

I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION!!!

>>Hate RGB lighting in any way, shape or form

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Why the fuck do you care? Just live your fucking life my man. The year you were born can literally means jack shit in terms of what you like.

You're a first gen zoomer like me (I'm 99). There are already 3rd gen zoomer on the rise.

You are a zoomer! It starts at '95. I'm not a 90s baby or a jake pauler/fortnite cunt. I'm one of the inbetweeners, so how the fuck do you think I feel dipshit

t. 2001 faggot

Except in all sources zoomers are considered people born after the mid 90s, so no, you are just "enforcing" what you feel like enforcing, Pedro.
Unless you are putting Millenials and zoomers in the same bag, in which case I have some news for you, if you were born anytime after 1980, you are no boomer.

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>XXXTentacion, Flossing Dance, flexing
i'm 29 and what is this

I'm a 97 zoomer boomer too. All my friends listen to trap and I'm still listening to 90's dnb/idm/acid techno/ambient. I've been playing Underrail, Vampire The Masquerade, Baldurs Gate 1, and FFXIV lately. I don't have any social media so I'm always out of the loop. Don't worry about it so much user. We're enjoying our life by being so distance from modern media, embrace it. Sure, you won't know whatever new meme your friends are talking about and you probably won't find it funny, but it doesn't matter in the end.

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The 2016 pic was made by morons, I can't remember shit from before I was 8-9 years old.
4 year olds playing Vice City? Give me a break. Most started at best with GTA 4 at the age of 10 (2007), if that isn't a zoomer I don't know what is, they barely know what a PS2 is.

>2001
soon i will have been on Jow Forums longer than other anons have been alive
just a few more years

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>I do not consider myself a zoomer
doesn't mean you're not one
>>Hate RGB lighting in any way, shape or form
You're just a snowflake autist
>>Love classic vidya, couldn't care less about a lot of modern releases
You're just a snowflake autist
>>Arch as main OS, without obnoxious ricing bullshit, just a clean DE.
Who cares
>>Didn't know what XXXTentacion, Flossing Dance, flexing, or most zoomer meme shit was until a few days ago.
Who the fuck cares, you're just a poser trying hard to prove you're not something
>>Fell like a 36 yo regressive boomer despite having just turned 22
You feel old because you live pathetic life
>Ami/g/os, I wish I could embrace the zoomer shit and be happy while I'm still young. But honestly tech used to be much more interesting before techniggers started putting touch screens and """"user friendly ui""""" on everything.
what would you know about that, you're just invoking whatever bunch of boomers told you
>W-was the boomer life in my heart all along?
no, you just think you're wiser than other people because you like something unpopular in your generation

'86 fag here. Been on Jow Forums since 2004. Was a 18 year old virgin in college, am now 33 married with two kids, house and a decent job.
>Love RGB
>Love classic vidya, love modern releases too. Ni no Kuni 2 is probably my favourite game, followed by Bloodborne.
>Main OS is Windows 10, have a ThinkPad with Debian on it.
>Zoomer memes are fucking gay.
>Fell like an 18 yo despite having a shit ton of responsibilities and sometimes remember the past when I didn't have to do shit, but being able to fuck my qt Asian wife whenever I want makes up for it

It is also important to note, that even though today the world is very globalized, it wasn't so much back then.
What I mean is, the average kid from the US in 2002 had a PS2, but the average kid from Argentina or Russia had a Famiclon, a few more lucky ones had a PS1, and the kid who had a PS2 was God, known by 10 blocks around as "that rich kid with a PS2".
This happened not only with videogames, but technology in general and even some trends, so that russian kid from 96 might have had a very similar childhood than an 86 kid from the US.
The generations thing isn't so straightforward.

you're just a balding basedboy

you already are since the majority of people start browsing this place as teenagers

I am legit balding. Have to shave my head in order to look halfway decent.

you're just not a social person
i'm 29, and had the same thing, near the end of my teenage years, became much less interested in what was popular, and just stuck with things i personally enjoy
the whole generations thing is also just too wide a scope to judge people with, 13yo's and 22yo's have always had very different interests, yet here you are being expected to enjoy the same things they do
you're just about as old as zoomers get, with definitions ranging from '95 to '01, and there is always overlap in what people are exposed to
tl;dr, the whole generations thing is not as black and white as people make it out to be, it works in some ways, but it's too broad to judge people with

quite possibly

>little shits born in 2001 are now old enough to post
What a disturbing thought

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Why the hate on the mid-00s?
Both y2k and late-00s-to-early-2010s get so much love, yet the time period from 2004 to 2006 is either shat on or forgotten.

As if most posters (including actual oldfags) didn't start posting at the age of 13 back then, there is no way to enforce the +18 rule.

you don't have to tell me, that was too obvious

I'm in the same boat, but I'm 2 years older...

>'97 fag reporting in. I do not consider myself a zoomer, yet am too young to be a boomer.
91 here u aight
>>Hate RGB lighting in any way, shape or form
Same that's why I have single solid color leds or none at all I disable
>>Love classic vidya, couldn't care less about a lot of modern releases
Same
>>Arch as main OS, without obnoxious ricing bullshit, just a clean DE.
Cringe
1903 or die
>>Didn't know what XXXTentacion, Flossing Dance, flexing, or most zoomer meme shit was until a few days ago.
Good
>>Fell like a 36 yo regressive boomer despite having just turned 22
I feel 40+ so yeah I know
>Ami/g/os, I wish I could embrace the zoomer shit and be happy while I'm still young. But honestly tech used to be much more interesting before techniggers started putting touch screens and """"user friendly ui""""" on everything.
Dude it's so much worse than u think cars especially we need more buttons
>W-was the boomer life in my heart all along?
Yea

kek,based

fuck off zoomer faggot

>90's dnb/idm/acid techno/ambient.
but thats not boomer, that's LITERAL zoomer music

Zoomers listen to
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I listen to
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zoomer is mentality, gen Z != zoomer

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>tfw 18 year old boomer

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Back in my days we called them old souls

Now im just convinced its a loner trying to justify his peculiar and eccentric, and non-standard mainstream tastes.

This is true.

Yeah there is, I block Jow Forums on my son's wifi. If he sets up a VPN to shitpost it then he deserves it.

>tfw dumb attention whoring fat ugly anime pedo degenerate

Zoomers weren't old enough to listen to that.

>my wifes son's wifi

BTFO CIA glownigger, how did you know that.

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What's wrong with being a Zoomer?

I was born in '95 and I don't mind having started off my experience with computers with Windows Millenium Edition and starting vidya with the Nintendo 64/PS1/GBA and not having many memories of the SNES/NES/Genesis. I mean I've played them but I didn't grow up with them. Having more experience with polygons instead of pixels growing up probably helped me get the hang of my 3D archviz modeling job, and I will torment you with my RGB lighting until I die. EVEN MY POWER SUPPLY HAS RGB IN IT. I LOVE BATTLE ROYALE GAMES. 3D ANIMATED MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN 2D TRADITIONAL ANIMATED ONES. GET DUNKED ON OLD MAN.

how do i upvote?

>'97
I was going to report you for being an underagefag but then I did the math and shieet

This, seeing people fall so hard into this gen meme is fucking cringy.

shut the fuck up zoomer

Sorry ‘97 bro, you’re a zoomer as much as I am.
Get fucked LOL

t. poser

>the year 2000 was 19 years ago
This means that there are adults who were born after the Matrix came out.

I am too old, Jow Forums.

problem? RGB is for huge faggots like yourself

Flossing is a gay dance move done by tweens. which stems from the online game fortnight

XXXtentacion was a rapper who raped his girl, fucked up a gay guy, and got shot in his car. His early Soundcloud stuff is alright, as-well as some songs off his album 17, (however his song Jocelyn Flores stole a potsu song called 'im closing my eyes'). After 17 he never made anything all that good. imo he was better with the hardcore stuff, than he was with his depressing melancholy songs.

Flexing, is the same as its always been. Basically bragging about your money and your women and drugs. Same shit musicians have been doing for years. It's just a lot more in your face nowadays with rappers posting on insta pictures of them with 3 phat assed ebony broads bent over their lambo while they rain benjamins down over top the ass's and smile to show off their gold grills.

Sorry but you're a Zoomer. Your formative years were spent in a time of myspace. When you began entering into your teenage years Obama was in office.

>all the newfags ITT
The boomer meme was always meant to encompass >le born in the wrong generation fags. People in their 30s aren't boomers, yet the phrase >that 30 yo boomer still spread like wildfire.

>Reddit comment

Get lost faggot

96fag here. I grew up will basically all that shit on the left. The 2000s was fucking lit. Where did it all go wrong you ask? I started coming to this shithole in 2007 because of all the epick meemees and edgy shit, and little did I know that I would spend every day for the next decade plus of my life on here until it went from being another site on the net to the only site on the net I could tolerate visiting. When I looked outside again, everything was different, and by the time I was old enough to drink I shrugged off mainstream society all together. Kids who scream about being born in le wrong generation should appreciate what they have while they still have it. Sure, everything is terrible now, but every generation says that when they get older. I used to shrug off Linkin Park and Halo because it was hip to hate on them when I was young, but so long after the fact I just stopped caring and accepted that I enjoyed them, no matter how shit my taste is. It's better to be a part of something than spend your life with the older kids for so long that when the time comes and you are one of the older kids, you will feel displaced and forgotten by the time all your friends have moved on to doing better things. Zoomers raised on the internet before the rest of them are truly the lost generation.

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>When I looked outside again, everything was different, and by the time I was old enough to drink I shrugged off mainstream society all together. Kids who scream about being born in le wrong generation should appreciate what they have while they still have it. Sure, everything is terrible now, but every generation says that when they get older.
>It's better to be a part of something than spend your life with the older kids for so long that when the time comes and you are one of the older kids, you will feel displaced and forgotten by the time all your friends have moved on to doing better things. Zoomers raised on the internet before the rest of them are truly the lost generation.
user, I...

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>4 year olds playing Vice City? Give me a break. Most started at best with GTA 4 at the age of 10 (2007), if that isn't a zoomer I don't know what is, they barely know what a PS2 is.
Zoomer core grew up with the PS2/Xbox/GCN and only got into newage shit in middle school
t. zoomer

you fucking retard
am boomer from 80x
do you now what is freebsd?

You cant be a boomer if you are born in '97 dude wtf are you even thinking

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This level of attention whoring makes you a zoomer

Zoomers in their late teens-early 20s who grew up on Bieber, Johnny test, selfies, yoloswag, iCarly, and Web 2.0, don't remember 9/11, and don't remember any movies older than Harry Potter can now walk and talk and are the vast majority of Jow Forums and the current internet.

How do you feel about this?

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>born in 1993
So am I generation X?

all of these millennials are retarded, and they're not even talking about any of the legitimate good things

Fucking this. People need to look up what a boomer actually is

You're an older zoomer in the same way older millennials relate to younger millennials. More like an in between generation. Generations are bullshit anyways, before easy access to the internet, different areas had different cultures and progressed at different rates. Even with internet that still rings true today. A lot of late 90s Aussies for example can relate more to early 90s Americans because they received cultural phenomenons a little bit later.

97 = zooooom.
if you were from 2000+, you'd be a post zoomer from the alpha/crystal generation

I'm also a 90 born core Millennial with a younger brother born in 97. He's quite different from the stereotypical Millennial but also not quite zoomer either. I'm by very definition a hardcore stereotypical Millennial.

OP the term you are looking for is

DOOMER

there

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you're a millenial

>2000
>been living on a farm in eastern Europe
>play only old vidya cause of poverty
>currently compiling gentoo
>listen to anything I like
>no friends, no gf, no virginity cause I fucked some bitch back in 2017 at my school trip
Am I doomer

hipster hobo zoomer detected

>'97 fag reporting in. I do not consider myself a zoomer, yet am too young to be a boomer.
lmao dude, Boomers were born in the 1950s and 1960s after World War 2. You've been taking the memes too literally

the joke went right over your head, gramps

Nope, he's a zoomer

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The boomer meme is about late 20's early 30's somethings who are adopting the lifestyle of their boomer parents, but with a slight twist. Like the white Monster instead of diet coke, etc.

fellow 97chad here. it's weird; we're the very definition of the cusp generation. everyone born in 1996 and before is undoubtedly zoomers, and everyone born 1998 onward is undoubtedly zoomers. it's as if we're the only acceptable cohort to exist on this planet.

>1996 and before is undoubtedly zoomers
*boomers

You're a fucking idiot. Boomers are born in the mid 40th to the mid 50th.
Being born in 97 means you are a millennial.

97 is the first year of gen z

he's referring to the 30 year old boomer. A term born due to the tendency of media to call everyone young a millenial (despite the fact that they are all out of university and most will have children of their own).

Hence, the 30 year old boomer refers to not understanding zoomer culture and the fading of youth (hence why he is depicted balding, drinking monster zero to stay in shape while having a huge beer gut, etc. and the feeling that his youth was better).