Unironic Jow Forums apparel thread

I need to upgrade my wardrobe from NEET to IT professional.

How?

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Have sex.

Dilate.

Programming socks!

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Cope.

back to discord tranny faggot

Seethe.

A lot of lines in that image
But not a single line of code

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Yikes.

Based sockposter.

Go for the rent is late guy, basic setup cant go wrong.
blouse jeans

Only took 10 replies to get a decent answer.

Jesus H Christ dude
>Le epic wardrobe thread

yeah well, who is his right mind would ask Jow Forums for fa advise anyway?

ABE and techwear.

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This. It's usually called smart casual and is the de-facto for tech environments. Except for interviews, come in your suit.

kek

>go visit client on unemployed tier clothing
>they're all a tad better than lost a client tier
you can't imagine my [spoiler]envy, i wanna be comfy too[/spoiler]

I'll throw you a bone:
Kiton
Isaia
Zegna
Canali
Cantarelli
LBM 1911

In order of how pitiful a poorfag you are

you are mentally ill

>Graphical t-shirt
>Cargo pants
>Hoodie
There you go, comfy and 1337 at the same time.

Terrorwave is the future of fashion.

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Literal redditors raging at a meme.

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Go to /fa/ retard

who is his right mind would ask /fa/ for fa advise

I disagree with this image. Unless you're a lawyer or work in a bank, the sweater look for first image third row looks pretty decent. Also, no one gives a shit about your shoes. As long as it literally doesn't look gay, it doesn't matter. Even for lawyer/banker, you could wear black runners and no one would give it a second look.

Jow Forums

The absolute state of this board.

U better be asking Jow Forums. of all the boards, they are closest to escaping to normie-land

>closest
Why yes, I, too, try to get myself in shape and dress attractively so that I may feel worthy to masturbate to higher quality anime girls.

Left column is literally the IT drone uniform and you'll look like a weird tryhard if you dress any nicer.
t. google engineer

this
i wear a hawaiian shirt with shorts and flipflops, very comfy

Tranny furfag forcing his fetish on everyone

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This is how my boss dresses at work.

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NEET life is fucking awesome

until you get old enough all alone with nothing in life left since you don't care about anime/vydia anymore
it will happen

OwO what's this

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What's wrong with third line. Left looks better than right for a day to day apparel.

this is how i dress to work everyday

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topkek

That looks like those french brothers that are addicted to plastic surgery

This is actually quite nice outfit for IT guy, cargo pants are too much tho.

bogdanoff

Just wear all black for starters.

You might not know this but women do look at your shoes. It's one of those things they do in order to find out if you're a loser or not.

This is dated. The honest answer is to look at what software development in silicon valley wear. Well fitting jeans, belt, patterned shirt, windbreaker, leather shoes.

listen to this guy: To look even more professional, shave your head.

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- never wear jeans
- never wear polo
- never wear shirt out of trousers
- never wear white sneakers

Get slim fit black t-shirt or shirt, black slim fit tapered trousers, quality brand name wide belt, quality tech wear jacket, black mid/low cut leather boots.

Never go full IT.

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Do people end in IT because they look unhealthy or is it other way around?

Jeans / Chino pants + polo / short sleeve shirt every day all summer.
Fite me.