/AOI/ I can't be arsed to come up with an acronym and it was shit gimmick anyway

>hypocrite
But I have been requiring myself with the same standard.
I am not saying l don' like alcohol. I drink about 3 bottles of 750ml booze every two months. My point is harmful desires should be constrained.

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dubs
shot the second
>requiring myself with the same standard.
>3 bottles of 750ml booze every two months
do you mean you consume them over the course of two month or drink them at once?
because i only drink like about 80ml pure alcohol per session

take a shot pls also
>germany
is the refugees really that bad?

>take a shot pls also
why? i don't think missed any gets
>is the refugees really that bad?
why should i care about "muh rapefugges"?
I barely leave the house

over the course of two months. sorry for my poor english.
>i only drink like about 80ml pure alcohol per session
I would be 45ml. Just cut down the frequency user.

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(dubs, time for the third (?) shot)
don't worry, like i said before the idea of driving on my own terrifies me
I get super sweetly when i drive a car
I' always driving to slow and often kill my engine while trying to start and the judgmental stares and honking of other cars makes me feel like shit
so i only drive when my parents force me and there's someone else in the car

This is clear off the topic. But I kind of dislike driving too. I am fine with driving on the highway however, driving in the city is just annoying. People around here don't feel like to follow the traffic rules, therefore one have to pay extra attention on the road. Anyway it is probably a good idea for you to sleep now user.

well yeah driving on the highway or in my case the autobahn is chill as fuck
you just stay on your lane and maybe overtake any trucks that might be in front of you
also i only got out of bed about two hours ago and also drank a whole can of energy drink
there's no way I'm going to bed

obligatory shut up post

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thanks for the bump ashleyfag
here's some advice for your zoomer ass:
If you don't want to end up like me (a NEET living with your parents and attention whoring on Jow Forums while drunk) remember to do your homework and thinks about your career as soon as possible

I got a B in spanish
life is over for me

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funnily enough i was always got Bs in English
here's another pro tip: don't neglect your studies just because you think you are smart and have been able to just sort of scoot through
because once you difficulty spike of the latter part of high school hits you like a brick you'll be shit out of luck
don't rest on your laurels as they say (at least in German)

k

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Fuck man. Don't bring this up, neet going to be here. I should probably carry out my schedule now. And you should probably adjust your circadian rhythm. Until next time, drunktard user.

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idk what aoi means but I'm half a bottle of maker's mark down

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It's the name of the character i avatarfag as

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lame, I'm leaving
thought it was a thread for drinking

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well i am drunk
that's the whole point
I only use the avatar and trip while drunk

kot?

oh shit some more dubs that's another shot
the fourth one i think
if i want to be consistent that's the filth shot

are you a regular anonymous poster on bant when not drunk?

shit even more dubs? I origanlly wanted to cap it at five shots but i ain't no pussy
shot the VIth
and yeah, I'm a regular ol' user while sober

I'm on my 9th, catch up

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well those are bonus shot not including the 170 ml i drank before making this thread

Wew lads. ANything more than 5 shots would make me hurl.

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well according to Wikipedia a German shot glass hold 20 ml
so I'm at 14.5 shots
step it up
and also i didn't take the initial jägermeister pure, but mixed it with energy drink for a 170/330 mix

page three?
unacceptable
self bump

the fuck is this shit?
It's real burger hours on a Friday and Jow Forums is slow as fuck?

woah, I looke it up and it's 5 in Germany. When are you gonna go to sleep?

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when I'm to tired ti stay awake
like i said ITT, i woke up around 1 am local time

well it looks like burger hours are already over
and I'm getting pretty sleepy
so goodnight

Is it 5am?

no silly , it's 5:35 am
an on second thought I'm not sure if I'll actually go to bed

please listen to this song
youtube.com/watch?v=UO2wRINd-E4
why do I miss my middle school years?
they were uneventful as fuck and even somewhat unpleasant yet is still long for those days of childhood innocence
I was also one of these "I'm so self aware and mature for my age" kids and was aware that i would miss these years even though i didn't rally believe it, yet i still do
nostalgia is such an logical emotion
on a related note the volcano Edna is erupting which reminds me of this game

maybe I'll get lucky and and if i drink enough I#l' become retard and be able to live like a child