Getting a birthday cake in the shape of an Amazon package box might be the most American thing I've seen this week

Getting a birthday cake in the shape of an Amazon package box might be the most American thing I've seen this week.

I don't really know if this isn't Jow Forums related.

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That's really cool, i'm actually interested in technology behind printable edibles, how does it work?

>tfw no life-size cake in the shape of a cute anime girl
why even live?

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why are americans so creative and enthusiastic

It's harmless fun. Please don't link pictures of lonely nerds looking depressedly at their birthday cakes.

Girls with chests that big have horrible back pain and terrible posture.

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I do not think that demons have to worry about things.

imagine if they made a cake

Girls that big never have a reason to stand up anyway who cares

>Today's the day, I'm turning 40! Would you imagine this!
>Tried to ask my boss to leave early since it's my special day but he refused.
>He still gave me a 15 min bonus break, at least I won't need the bottle today!
>Whew, as always, hard day at work, after 7 hours I can finally get out of the wage cage.
>I change myself and get in my cuckbox to go home. I'm still fairly proud of it, It's an electric with 100km autonomy.
>Finally get home, I'm wondering what my gf made for me today.
>See this.
>-"Oh honey what a wonderful cake !"
>-"ikr? I thought it was great idea since you like your work and all!"
>Mfw

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Not really, if they tonify their upper back and breast muscles.

I'd unironically eat it.

Make me a HDD cake next with half of it cut out to show the platters.

it's basically just food colouring printed onto rice paper

based effort poster

Getting a birthday cake in the form of an average Jow Forums poster might be the saddest thing ever

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reminds me of the "why does he cut it so weird" cake pasta

that particular one is well done at least.
whoever had it made knows and loves Dale very much.

it would be more insulting if it was just clip art of a seat, a man, a toblerone and a computer

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This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.

> drink
> beat wife
The End

holy shit that's impressive

>fantasy does not always reflect reality
damn dude you blew my mind with your enlightened observation. care to share any others you've had recently?

OW FUCK SHIT HURTS MY HANDS

it looks pretty tasty

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it's the other way around actually, the man got the cake for his wife

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isn't there one similar but it's somehow much more depressing

>7 hours
Slacker

found it

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top wagie

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If sadness was sold in bottles. This would be in the label.

At least they love him an put in the effort

>laughing at him saying he cuts the cake weird
stuff like that is probably the reason for the way he is

I don't see anything sad or depressing about it. Sad is when you don't get any cake at all because everyone forgot you existed. If you complain about a funny looking cake, you're a stuck up ungrateful shit.

>please don't
OK but only because you asked nicely not to.

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and then normies wonder why such individuals go on killing sprees

kys
this one hits too close to home

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same

didn't see anything depressing about it before is saw he's 17

well seeing as I'm in the same fucking pose right now I'm pretty convinced I have to change my entire fucking life fuck me

good cake though

>I don't really know if this isn't Jow Forums related.
It's not

Literally me

This is why I don't celebrate my birthday as an adult.

To complete the effect, it should be left on the birthday boy's front porch so randos can steal it. Fuck amazon.

>Only get one birthday cake/party in my entire life
>It's some cheap shit generic ass supermarket cake, 2 candles because they forgot the rest
>Eat it with gusto
>Get drunk afterwards and forget most of it anyways
>Never see those people again a year later

Oh well.

>boo hoo my life was so hard
Toughen up, faget.

because the guy has a Jow Forums, obviously

I'm more sad about the fact that I don't even know if they're dead honestly

celebrating birthdays should stop when you turn like 14.
I just celebrate with my family, and that generally consists of going out for dinner with my parents and siblings and getting a cake at home. Not sure what the problem with that is.

I'm grateful my grandma can make such god tier cakes, but I still never got to celebrate my birthday properly because I have no friends.
We could celebrate together user

8/10
would eat

Happy birthday Emily!

>1234 Birthday Lane
Why did I laugh so hard at this?

At least you have some "friends" that remember you once. I never had people celebrating my birthday ever.

Imagine it was in an Amazon package inside an Amazon package cake inside and Amazon package.

Because you're a stupid person