SSD starts spinning

>MP3s start degrading

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>headphones rgb lights start randomly flashing at 2 A.M while my computer is sleeping
Yes I have gaymer shit but why the fuck does it do that every night.

>plug in phone to USB wall socket
>USB media connected

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Going to sleep before 1am?

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its ok you are trying your best

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>Connect to Google account
>Dog starts howling

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>2019
>using electronic devices

>next autoplaying video is from the same artist
It's like they know

>turn off pc
>phone screen lights up
wtf it's like they want us to be online forever

>decrypt luks partition
>suddenly hear distant police sirens

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cute baby nozomi

>types forgot image
>puts it in next post

>hdd at 100%
>turn off Ethernet adapter

>Decrypting my Veracrypt container to update my plaintext password document
>Mounting the volume is taking forever
>Notice my WiFi isn't connected
>cancel the mount attempt, reconnect to WiFi
>Go to remount again
>Mounts the volume instantly
>removed everything from the container, deleted it, DBAN'd the drive, recreate the container using an offline machine
>Takes forever to mount again
>Caps lock was on

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>Grandma accidentally mounts the hidden encrypted partition

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>cums on keyboard

OH SHIT

>cums on cpu fan

>BIOS starts flashing itself
>and it's a bunch of different colors which are limited to on and off

>F keys print the letter F in a lot of different typeFaces

>Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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>cpu comes out stuck to heat sink

>sudoers file is on a remote host. This file will be retrieved via telnet.

nice

>turn on pc
>pc turns on

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>slide to unlock
>ejected from baseball stadium

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>forgot refrigerator password

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vidya requires verification can

Rogue wake on lan packets

>Your password was changed 1 day ago

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>login attempt detected in Indonesia

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WoE : WLAN over Ethernet

>cmd window opens and closes in 0.7 seconds

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>Lists ThinkPad as refurbished

Just the thread for this

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Holy shit my sides are gone.

Garbage PSU. My old Corsair 650W from 2014 did that. Then it started to slowly kill my GPU with undervoltaging, then it started to shut down automatically and to save all other components I had to trash it asap.

My new one has not once (by itself) booted up a PC on standby in over a year. So yeah, better take a closer look at your PSU voltages ...

I have never seen that happening before.

>ram LEDs go on randomly in the middle of the night

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>windows uploading your data to their servers

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Intel Management Engine turning on to send your hentai history to CIA.

>leave Jow Forums thread open
>put computer to sleep
>someone gives me a (You) at 2am
>computer wakes up

Literally every time

>sudo pacman -Syyu

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Windows scheduled update or wake armed input devices. There is a powershell script on a forum somewhere that has a For loop that's disables each device's wake from sleep permission. Solved my issue.

hello my fellow dotard

>Shodan IP trying to connect to xorg server
the fuck does it mean bros im scared

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Why does my macbook camera light go on every time i change my bra?

it's an old /mu/ meme

>login to windows at work on laptop
>my home desktop creepy cartoon sex wallpaper is set there automatically via cloud

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>New motherboard
>Has no RAM clips
>Wow new technology is incredible
>Push in RAM
>Breaks
>There was a clip but only on one side

Rarted kill you're selve

you spin me round my nabe round round like a record babe round round round round

Get a job

Lmao does Wangblows actually do this?

5 Command Prompt windows open and close quickly when booting

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>HDD's rotational velocidensity reaches critical levels, entire neighborhood's power goes out because of the electrical infetterence it creates with a dynamo instigated electromagnetic pulse

Will UPS fix that?

HDD stops spinning

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holy shit you too?

>he missed the thread

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>webcam light suddenly flashes

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>refill chemical propellant
>desktop does a 3 meter lateral hop

>an add appears in the browser

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>put phone atop the tv
>charging wirelessly

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It will let this shitty PSU keep killing your hardware even when the power is out.

this

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But would UPS help keeping shitty (but new) PSU healthy longer?

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>connect to public wifi
>see 3 cop cars pull in as you leave mcdonalds

Rotational velodensity intensitifies

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That was a great fucking thread kek

>phone screen turns on

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>go to phone homescreen
>a normal, fully operational apple homescreen is shown
>open firefox
>immediately go back to homescreen
>android homescreen
>I have an S6

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i actually figured this one out, but from my TV.
That "vampire" power that takes place when the machine is off is actually charging the capacitors. after a time enough voltage has been built to allow the LEDs to pull from it.
LEDs discharge the voltage, rinse repeat.

technically impossible. why are you larping?

If the power is out the UPS power alarm will go off which would likely result in the faggot shutting everything off and hopefully the UPS as well. but im my experince, everyone seems content just letting their UPS run on battery until its fully drained, while the thing screams at them for 30 minutes.

>fat finger the keyboard twice trying to put in password
>3rd failure will wipe the machine

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>press any key to continue
>press power key
>shuts down
wtf Jow Forums

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>lock the desktop, go to the kitchen, after 5 mins the screen turns off
>get back to my room
>the screen turns on

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Unplug the ethernet cable at night

First thing I did was disable the alarm bell. I'm not listening to that shit for a second.

It only happens when you store them on spinning rust due to the rotational velocidensity.

>throw hdd at the wall
>it bursts open and 10000 tiny spiders scatter

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that's why you don't buy from China

>technically impossible
user, that's kinda the point of this thread...

>no backups
>only ~200GB of storage on my 2TB HDD taken up
>partition my drive into 4 pieces
>set up a RAID 4 array

Patent pending Chinesium.

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Old thread stealed

Don't google shit to alert atf