/csg/ - The Chink shit thread

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
Showing off items? POST LINKS FOR THE NEWS!
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NEWS
>fuck yawen

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/chink_shit_general
aliexpress.com/item/32919513580.html
aliexpress.com/item/33042501154.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

now i wanna sell my 6 digit ICQ account from the 90s

hmm, i have a 11 year old, common dictionary 4-letter username but

Ordered this for my mom, good times.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEWS

FUCK YOU OP

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Do you also fondle your mom admiringly?

previous thread link?
btw where are the fucking news???

>no news
>plebbit b& pic
kys op

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plebbit poster trying to fit in lmao

>.t 2016 newfag poster
fuck off nlgger ive been here before you were born

Reddit accounts go for that much? I have a 5 year old account with 4k post and 10k comment karma. Anyone interested?

I'll take it off your hands if you suck my dick.

>post my recent acquisition in last thread hoping to make the news
>OP doesn't even do news

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Old thread

>hurrdurr why don't you do news?
Fuck off, why don't you?

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Best arduino kit around $20? Most look similar on aliexpress, not sure which to get.

why kit? they're all half garbage. get a bare arduino and the extra blocks you want separately

suck a dick

Get what you need, save 75% of your money

cuz i've never messed with an arduino before, figured i'd get a kit and learn using tutorials from nonchink version

What do you want to do? Just doing tutorials for tutorials' sake is pointless and you won't enjoy yourself.

satania is the queen of /csg/

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Anyone have any Exp buying cheap as shit capture cards?

someone post the updated infographic an user was doing

Did he finished?

The composite ones, "EZ Cap" type things work fine, but are about as poor quality as it gets. If you're converting VHS to digital they'll do the trick though.

>make shit thread
>get butthurt when you're called on it
Kill yourself faggot.

last bit of subjective info on this. after asking brah what he thought of the audio on this (he has high impedance headphones and a homemade amp using a tpa6120 [a fucking 1.5w output power monster]) he confirmed my findings, no niggbass whatsoever and the output level (volume) is not get very high. quality wise he says its pretty alright, not the same but in the ball park (definitely not bad)

>tpa6120
*tpa6120a2

this is exactly why i didnt do the op

What's the best tablet I can get for

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Where can I sell my reddit account? I have multiple accounts with over 60k comment karma.

wait wtf?! i have a 40k karma account lol i should sell this shit

who /ADVChina/ here

>all these ledditors posting

i wonder if bought the doll or not

I picked yanwen just to see if it actually was good or bad for me.
but i see on the order that they dont have the correct address (ali has the right address below it).
checking my other order... yep they fucked up bad.

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fuckkkkkkkk what do i do? dispute right away or wait 60 days? did they fuck up my address that bad ? acutally i didnt even pick yanwen, i picked sunyou because no problems.
heres a previous order that has correct address on order page.

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When's the latest I can open a dispute? Package has not arrived and the timer's run out. Seller is slow to respond.

>No news

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Friendship ended with putin(it broke)
Now neckbeard is my best friend

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Yo anons, hook a brother up with a link to those sekrit Telegram groups for Ali, please!

why buying a reddit account, everybody can see all your history

YANWENED

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Teach me about buying chink shoes Jow Forums ... yay or nay?

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>Having a reddit account
>>out
>>reddit

>>out
fucking newfags

if you're happy with the status quo, then stop calling people chinks, you niggers.

sincerely, someone whose identity you will never know.

Trying too hard and still failing

It's okay cause chinks aren't people

This Yanwen meme makes me laugh so much.

oh that’s a cheap chink batte- wait what the fuck

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yeah that's pretty much another way of them saying "we won't ship to your country"
i've bought like six thinkpad batteries and it's always the same shit, gotta check everyday until you find something with reasonable shipping

What aux cables does csg reccomend? I got some bottom-of-the-barrel $1 ones earlier this year and they were garbage.

All you had to do was to lurk moar for 2 years and you still fucked up.

Here you go:

n /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

Showing off items? POST LINKS FOR THE NEWS!

New to /csg/? READ THE WIKI: wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/chink_shit_general

>NEWS
• user shows off custom necklace in sandrunes
• NiMH cell charger suggestions
• user tries deep cleaning T2 IEM
• user's dog becomes a Xiaomi consumerist
• Chitanium seatpost clamp for bicycle, user approves
• Bluedio Turbine T2 review & user gets CHINKED with a fake Kobo
• user gets his Weishi 9306FL safety razor
• GPD XD+ discussion, user recommends
• Several suggestions for useful/fun chink shit
• user is not happy after receiving a fake tracking number
• user's tiny LEGO piano is missing a piece, thinks it's neat otherwise
• CHINKED NZ user isn't getting his earphone tips or money
• Import tax and tariff advice
• user buys a lot of shit and fucks up repeatedly
• Chink bed recommendations?
• Newfag user is confused about Chinese shopping
• user shows off his new Chink mains voltage fire-starters




Old thread

>see alert that I've been (You)'d
>check watchlist
>it was csg
>someone reposted the news from last time
not like this

Thank y…oh you fucker.

I came to Jow Forums specifically /csg/ to just say that DHgate is awesome. And I’ve sold lots of “replicas”

Thx Jow Forums

I'm used to tracking being somewhere between weird and way off, but that's a new one. WTF does that mean?
Shows up on 17track. Cainao is still on hand over to airline. Just checked which package it is, and aliexpress tells me it's rejected, because unable to ship by air.
WTF?
>Showing off items? POST LINKS FOR THE NEWS!
it's this:
>aliexpress.com/item/33000222854.html
Maybe it's got a battery I don't know of?

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> shit you order doesn't turn up
> report it was never received
> they re-send, and somehow the original arrives
> only had to pay once
thanks.

*ahem*

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when do I open a dispute, /csg/? The timer has 10 days left but the package is still in china and has been in a sorting place since the 23rd. Fuck me mates, fuck me.

Any actually good over ear headphones under 20 bucks?

...

Sounds like much dick

I didn't make this thread you dumb nigger, I contributed to fix it, I just didn't do all the work

i don't think so, but he had some stuff already updated compared to the old one

how do i outchink ebay chinks?
i want to order counterfeit laptop parts
fag

Anyone got any experience with Ali weed dry herb vapes?

No, the people who tried them died of cancer

what do you guys order to get chinked so hard?

brother printer toner. when do I open the dispute?

Trust me man you don't want a chink vape unless you'd like to inhale plastic vapors and god knows what else

try contacting seller first. always give chink a chance.

you get mao cigg case now.
aliexpress.com/item/32919513580.html

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>get chinked
>contact seller
>uncooperative
>send them chink ban copypasta
>?????

dear ,i dont understand your mean ,could u pls talk it in details ,thank u

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Post pasta

#72146569
>reposting old news as b8
kys, your pathetic existence is not even worth a (you)

Has anyone tried out one of these foam cases?

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It's the only way to do it.
That's the joke fool.

yes, it was shit. if you wanna go cheap get a vapcap M.

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some time ago pic related was kinda popular, but it seems to have entirely vanished from ali. somebody know why and how to still get one?

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get one of these instead:
aliexpress.com/item/33042501154.html
in blue of course

Nice. Now I want one. But it seem los like no one has ironic shitty hat’s for a good price. I find lots of vaporwave hat’s for 9.99. Wtf? Why would I spend that much for a shitty hat, on AliExpress of all places?

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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Kek.

Have you ever seen a pig that's so PIG DISGUSTING that it needs to be censored?

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is the tkl 619 back in stock???

Does anyone want anything that looks like it came straight out of someone's bum?

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Best sub $200 robot vacuum?

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earbud recommendations for working out?

>what is Google

Xiaomei. Its better than the western roomba because it forms a map and sends it to china goverment for highly efficient cleaning

there was some ear pod clones in the last thread

So what if Winnie the Pooh knows how big my living room is and where I placed my sofa?

BURGERED