She passed leetcode and you can't

>she passed leetcode and you can't

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>engineer

i'm sure she has a great readme.md file in a github repo.

Is there anything more narcissistic than thinking your life is so interesting that other people want to see it?

How do these people get hired?

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They use emojis in their README.md

So roasties?

>wake up
>suck dick
>go to work
>improve documentation, take responsibility for other people's work
>2 hour lunch break
>talk to your girls on facebook while doing some koding
>get stuck, ask a male colleague for help
>he helps and does your work for you. What a great friend!
>its friday, leave early and go out
>meet Chad
>suck dick
>ride dick
>show Chad some of your koding skills before bed. cd .., pwd, cd..

>software engineer
>using a mac

>>talk to your girls on facebook while doing some koding
me lol! sometimes we look at pinterest

I can't pass your mom.

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Girlswhocode is becoming a pretty significant organization. I have a few female colleagues on Linkedin and every single one had it in their profiles.

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So software engineering is now a synonym of coder? I bet she can't do anything related to actual software engineering.

What I hate the most is that most "software engineers" today just glue javascript frameworks together, they don't actually do any programming. I fucking hate that developers have gone away from actually programming computers to just sperging out cancerscript using their GUI build tools
I mean, what the fuck happened to C and C++ devs? What happened to low-level positions? Why is everyone so excited to pay people 100k starting just to do shitty web development?

>100k
>implying most aren't living near the poverty line to do mind numbingly simple work with js frameworks because it beats manual labour
>implying companies are looking for any backend devs at all
I envy your idealism.

>what the fuck happened to C and C++ devs? What happened to low-level positions?
They keep a low profile and getting in is hard. They won't even look at fresh graduates.

I always wondered if those pretty thots can actually code at the same level of a regular Airbnb engineer, or if they just do something else such as documentation.
The kind of woman I've met that are actually good programmers tend to look like pic related, rather than 7~8/10 makeup-wearing fuckbunnies.

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who cares. just try to avoid them, but not enough that it's obvious.
literally doesn't matter to me.

Explain what you think engineering is and why it doesn't apply to SWEs.

Russian programmers are pretty hot (not specifically pic related but you can find a lot of them on Linkedin)

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>What happened to low-level positions?
Nothing, jabbascript is at position 7 in tiobe index.

They are actually trying to get a job.
Murrican diversity aside, just don't be an autist and you are set.
For a start stop acting like a fucking diva for being able to read documentation and install a fucking OS. Other thing, stop acting like a brainlet and argue what programming language or text editor is the best... That's like arguing that screwdriver is better than the hammer.

It's a tool, you as a professional should be able to pick up any tool best for the job and use that.
Now, this isn't directed at you personally user but I'm just annoyed with all the underachieving brainlet neets who come up with bunch of excuses as to why they didn't achieve anything.

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w-what is the best programming language though? Java or C++?

based julia evans

I know you're kidding now, but you will either choose technology stack after getting the spec, or you will already have some stack and you will learn it to be able to add new functionality..
Personal preferences are one thing, actually getting paid means you can adapt to anything and produce something of value.

>leetcode "hard problem"
>can be solved with a single line of regex
pls

You have grown up people who are supposed to be professionals in their field calling themselves "gophers" or "rustacceans" and having the same flame wars IRL. Jow Forums is just imitating them.

>meet Chad

/thread

>software engineer
>uses Mac

kek

they hire them just to demoralize me

NEETs can only get past a Jow Forums surface level understanding of why women are being pushed into tech.

Truth is, back in the day the "industry" was composed of roughly a little more than a third of women mostly as a clerical position pushing punch cards into machines. As tech grew, computing machines needed more man hours to handle the complexity and the honestly smart men and women of the past weren't enough as very few people actually knew how to work these giant ass machines and would take anyone in that knew their way around logic and had a general sense of structure. In the 70's as men started losing their factory-based jobs on top of the increase in computation machines by large corporations and they needed people to fill the positions of these proto-sysadmin jobs around the clock, and so they hired the men who looked like they can handle a computer instead of the people who actually should handle computers but wouldn't/shouldn't have to deal with the long hours of maintaining a room-sized machine like their previous generation.

The men back then were disposable and still treated as such, and the industry has grown large enough now where there aren't enough disposable men to effectively get result for companies. It's why they try to entice you with bullshit like foosball tables, video games on break, $60-70k junior dev jobs, etc instead of actual socially necessary job security. Now they're after the women to do all the shit you used to do, not to replace you but to fill in the gap of disposable bodies to code and then dump back onto the streets when you're not needed anymore.

But the autistic Jow Forums user doesn't see that, they just see "lol women fucking suck, they can't code for shit. Retarded trannies lmao" and repeat it without seeing why, yeah, what purpose does a "chief social officer" offer to a company's profit margins that companies in the past didn't see? Why are all these women being ground through coding camps and pumping out shitty code? Why are other men doing the same shit? Why are companies hiring pajeets to do all their coding? Why are there a billion and one programming languages and why do you try to rank them to argue that X programming language is the best one?

It's because it's cheaper on the company's bottom line in the long run. You increase supply then reduce demand, and eventually programming will be seen as nothing more than a McDonald's level position. The Jow Forumstard will argue Jews are causing this, but code and programming is ubiquitous now among the vast majority of industries in the world. How many lines of code are used in your fridge? Your car? Laundry machine? TV? How many objects do you interact with that have some sort of software integration, however minimal? All that shit takes programmers and there aren't enough manipulative Jews at the top pulling the strings to take that shit into account. Literally the easiest answer is that companies want to cheapen the labor of programming positions.

She probably has a deeper understanding of a specific problem domain than most of Jow Forums has combined. Sure, off the top of her head, she probably doesn't know how to configure some experimental desktop environment for some specific linux distribution, but what she DOES understand off the top of her head is a system that services to millions of people, and that's tailored for a corporation that makes billions of dollars in revenue. It's all honky dory to know some neovim shortcuts to rename torrented anime files in a batch, but how has that been a productive use of your time in the long run? Those tools, like vi, are beneficial to developers who actually risk INJURY because of their coding speed. None of you are Torvalds, none of you are Carmack, and she is a better programmer than you lot are. Because at the end of the day, she's put more effort into her craft than you have...

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Yeah, software artisans are above engineers, we make a lot more money and our jobs are cooler.

are you female

love a nice sockjob from those soft looking feet

cringe

have sex

>Those tools, like vi, are beneficial to developers who actually risk INJURY because of their coding speed.
You should shut up about things you have no idea about, user.

>she is a better programmer than you lot are
I highly doubt that. I wrote FizzBuzz in Rust without utilizing division.
Pls hire me btw

>she

Oh, that's the one with the autistic laugh.
Looks pretty chill to work with, as long as there's no mention of diversity or whatever along these lines.

>"Code" as a verb
Never gonna make it.

Shes a black belt, cant you see?

A black belt in deepthroating cock

Precisely. So your question has been answered.

You mean without modulus? Post code.

Why aren't these companies dumping money into R&D to make bots that write all the simple code they need?

I would hire her if you know what i mean

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>Post code.
Sign NDA or give job first.

What do you think all these frameworks are the beginning of? You're already paid as a "software engineer" to hot glue frameworks together, it's only a matter of time. Anything that can be automated will be automated, the question you should be asking is why people think that's sustainable to society at large.

What does it mean to "pass leetcode"?

>software
>programmer
>engineer

Mmmm....

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Make a case (for once), or keep yelling from the bleachers like you always do

>100k starting just to do shitty web development

I'll take "shit that doesn't happen" for 500

Well, Isis Anchalee has a Github repo
github.com/isisAnchalee

>Software needs devs more than specialization, experience or general competence
>Reqs go down, salaries go up.
Its basic economics retards. We have already gone through this with craftsmen being phased out by the low skill factory workers.
>but muh C and low level embedded
Eventually that will get the hammer too. You cant stop this progress, nothing can.

Instead of being angry about your position becoming less prestigious you should be happy that dumber people are able to do this kinda clean, high paying work. Most people like me cant handle complex math and world is getting increasingly automated so this is an positive development.

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dilate and shove a shotgun barrel down your throat

seethe

cute tits

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lol

Your boyfriend dilates me every night you homo.

>world is getting increasingly automated so this is an positive development.
Which means literal retards and I can "kode" coz MUH vagina... will be the first to go.
Great, roll it on.

Since when does airbnb need engineers? Oh... you mean those larping "engineers"

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No, think of the youtube money if you get popular and the low effort to profit ratio.

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What the fuck is this shit?

>Retarded poser green on black terminal

What's sad is that the few genuinely smart young girls get pushed through stupid camps, programs, and videos like these and come out as bad programmers.

>what purpose does a "chief social officer" offer to a company's profit margins
To rake in those diversity hire tax credits from the government.

one busty pornstar from my country worked for Accenture as network engineer. Was it because of her skills? I highly doubt it because she is now a receptionist

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She is famous because of pic. related. It earned her an entry on Wikipedia.
Also see her home page medium.com/@isisAnchalee
>My non-appropriating-spirit-organism is a mix between Yoda and a dolphin.
Not sure what that means.

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>ENGINEER
oh fuck off, you're a code monkey (if that)

github.com/JonnyBanana
Here's one of her followers

>at least i get laid and she can't

Go fuck yourself, idiot cocksucking boss's balls licking nigger-cattle faggot.

For a fizzbuzz implementation? Suck my dick.

>suck
>dick
>suck dick
>dick suck suck dick

It's funny cuz it's true

thanks for making my day, user.

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Why are all the hot chicks completely mental

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I read the article, she is REALLY sharing it all.

instagram.com/makinglovewithlife/

twitter.com/isisAnchalee


>One year into my career I wrote a blog post that went viral and accidentally started a global movement. Overnight, I went from questionable-junior-software-engineer-college-dropout, to becoming one of the most hireable software engineers in Silicon Valley.

>My life had gone from overworking myself to build a career, to spending most of my energy to sustain the career I had built


>Have had enough of a break to where I am feeling like I could ease my way back into tech again . Anyone have any interesting open source projects that they need help with? Bonus points if it is femme health/eco sustainability tech related

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Too bad their useless.

>thot takes selfie
>becomes one of the most hireable software engineers in Silicon Valley

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>How do these people get hired?

Bobs and vagene.

>After my kundalini awakening one year ago, I seriously cleaned up my lifestyle — I stopped drinking alcohol, smoking cannabis, daily coffee consumption, eating most animal protein, and have been mostly celibate

>MOSTLY celibate

Thots can’t even have a proper spiritual awakening
Women can never achieve true programmer wizard status

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>porn model
>software engineer

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She got hired for quite a lot of speaking events and “women in tech “ things etc

The hiring couch is real

To be fair, Most of us would have trouble staying celibate with a woman like that

I wouldn’t mind awakening her kundalini

God I wish I were her.

>have sex
Have sex.

People like hot girls to be the face of their brand/organization
We used to call them models back when it was ok to use sex appeal to promote things

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Gonna give us a name there big guy?

>Overnight, I went from questionable-junior-software-engineer-college-dropout, to becoming one of the most hireable software engineers in Silicon Valley.
That is commendably honest of her.

pass coding interviews at top-tier tech companies

Just start your own company and only hire people who are qualified. If other people want to disadvantage themselves by diversity hiring, then it puts you at an advantage.

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Cry harder. Faggot

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