>you are stuck on a desert island >you were in a smol plane. 2 ppl only >pilot died, had no devices >plane was analog (had no computers) >all u have is a raspery pi and a solar powered battery >enough power for the pi, but the (((only)) os that you saved is tinycore, so basically all you have to program with is busybox and thats IT. No gcc. No perl. no downloading> NOTING..
How much can you achieve with the island people using only busybox and (((NOTHING))) else?
your computer is lost. You resort to computing with shells and beads given to you by the villagers. they decide to eat you. you lose.
you are a weeb you die on the island the first day insta death you get killed by god for cheating on the task and not thinking creatively as opposed to being dumb
weeb death not my face bro you die on the island for being retarded instant death. no solutions
included is the a small monitor and a keyboard that you brought with you.
via semantic bullshiterry you die from laughter at your own shitty joke
IS THERE ANY CHAMPION WHO CAN BUSYBOX THE ISLAND AND WIN THE NATIVE FEMALES?
Camden Taylor
Why are women always iSheep?
Oliver James
Not with that hip to waist ratio faggot
Brandon Rogers
user I........
Anthony Price
i kill the native females and eat them for nutrition, i keep their tits and vaginas mounted on poles so i can jack off
Ryan Ortiz
imagine her shitbox smell
Dominic Ward
Give evidence
Carter Mitchell
>your computer is lost. The only way to win, honestly.
The best idea would be to salvage a lamp from the plane (white, preferably, and capable of running fairly brightly off 5V) and wiring it up to the battery. Having a portable light source at night without fire would put you right up there with god in primitive tribe minds.
Nathan Edwards
What's wrong with that FACEEEEEEE...
Zachary Adams
FATT
Thomas Wood
Can't really do anything with it. I won't waste valuable time on it.
Julian Bennett
You die because on the island because you didn't do any computing why do you need fucking light you have fire. use the fucking computer
Oliver Mitchell
Thanks I vomited.
Aaron Gutierrez
I could bootstrap even if I only had assembler.
Jacob Lopez
It (female?) looks like that ugly man's face meme... Well, you know: he's fat, has a mustache and red eyes
Nathaniel Torres
As you do not have access to the internet this is ridiculous. Enjoy the rest of your days playing moon-buggy, I guess.
Levi Sanders
I guess you could use it as a glorified calculator for engineering projects.
Gavin Brooks
Proof white Brazilian women are the best.
Bentley Price
>t. low test beta
Nolan Cook
search for @fegalvao_ to find the thot in OP
Lucas Butler
program pi to run biomass converter put passengers in biomass converter put fuel in plane fly to land sue pi for processing real humans to fuel like the jews got done receive unwavering support from media for preventing future holocaust against the anti-semitic pi use my pi profits to fly young girls to my private island to breed repeat step 1 if it goes wrong
>that cheek What does her face look like from the side?
Justin Bennett
I'd still bang tho
Kevin Gonzalez
proving you've never been camping before
Zachary Rogers
I know how to fly general aviation aircraft so I declare medical emergency and head back to shore
John Scott
>dat poor shop
Fiucking incels.
Juan Hill
only thing I'd use the pi for is a log of my time spent there and maybe convince the natives that I've got magic, assuming they don't kill me trying to take it
but yeah, this is a situation where computing is immeasurably low on my list of priorities, I'm not some fucking isekai protag who's going to turn the island into a bunch of fucking nerds, I just want to fucking live and get off the damn island
>you might get 100m range Perfect. If there is anyone WITHIN VISUAL RANGE you might be able to communicate with them.
Chase Young
how tf do I rip instagram accounts.. I mean, either that or someone has a magnet for all of her shit.
Joshua Bell
ripme
Elijah Price
who is the other person on the island with me
Aaron Sanchez
>not being able to differentiate women from men Are you gay?
Chase Anderson
i make spear heads from the rpi PCB and live my life out alone one a tropical island not worrying about anything
Ian Edwards
Yes, but what's your point? What do you want to do? You can write a simple sh script that bitbangs the GPIO kernel driver directly and sends out a repeating SOS+location in morse, but what good is that if you don't have anything to broadcast that signal with? The default range even with a hairpin connected to the GPIO will be 10 meters at best, it's useless.
>analog=no computers Holy fuck this is annoying. Why cant anyone figure out that analog referes to waveforms, not some other bullshit. Like an analog clock would be a quartz crystal clock not a clock the uses gears and mechanical energy
Nathan Gonzalez
what would programing anything even do on a desert island? and if there are natives it's not exactly deserted, you have bigger problems than worrying about busybox
Michael Richardson
was the pilot a woman? then I retrieve her corpse and use it as an onahole while I figure out what to do