CHALLENGE

>you are stuck on a desert island
>you were in a smol plane. 2 ppl only
>pilot died, had no devices
>plane was analog (had no computers)
>all u have is a raspery pi and a solar powered battery
>enough power for the pi, but the (((only)) os that you saved is tinycore, so basically all you have to program with is busybox and thats IT. No gcc. No perl. no downloading> NOTING..

How much can you achieve with the island people using only busybox and (((NOTHING))) else?

What is your strategy?

hard mode; You can't write a lisp or a forth

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First, throw the Pi in the ocean. It's useless.

Awful Asuka isn't a fast prefer of shit like the op girl

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This, fix the plane and escape

Latex Asuka is better Asuka

Wrong. Use it to make an SDR and call for help.
Problem solved.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>Use it to make an SDR and call for help.
Good FUCKING luck.

Nigger where is my monitor, keyboard and mouse? Am I supposed to telepathically interface with the pi in binary?

I eat the pi. I'll get enough nutrition to last me for 3 days. So enough time to come up with a new plan by then.

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that's a dude

your computer is lost. You resort to computing with shells and beads given to you by the villagers. they decide to eat you. you lose.

you are a weeb
you die on the island the first day
insta death
you get killed by god for cheating on the task and not thinking creatively as opposed to being dumb

weeb death
not my face bro
you die on the island for being retarded
instant death. no solutions

included is the a small monitor and a keyboard that you brought with you.

via semantic bullshiterry you die from laughter at your own shitty joke


IS THERE ANY CHAMPION WHO CAN BUSYBOX THE ISLAND AND WIN THE NATIVE FEMALES?

Why are women always iSheep?

Not with that hip to waist ratio faggot

user I........

i kill the native females and eat them for nutrition, i keep their tits and vaginas mounted on poles so i can jack off

imagine her shitbox smell

Give evidence

>your computer is lost.
The only way to win, honestly.

The best idea would be to salvage a lamp from the plane (white, preferably, and capable of running fairly brightly off 5V) and wiring it up to the battery.
Having a portable light source at night without fire would put you right up there with god in primitive tribe minds.

What's wrong with that FACEEEEEEE...

FATT

Can't really do anything with it. I won't waste valuable time on it.

You die because on the island because you didn't do any computing
why do you need fucking light you have fire. use the fucking computer

Thanks I vomited.

I could bootstrap even if I only had assembler.

It (female?) looks like that ugly man's face meme... Well, you know: he's fat, has a mustache and red eyes

As you do not have access to the internet this is ridiculous. Enjoy the rest of your days playing moon-buggy, I guess.

I guess you could use it as a glorified calculator for engineering projects.

Proof white Brazilian women are the best.

>t. low test beta

search for @fegalvao_ to find the thot in OP

program pi to run biomass converter
put passengers in biomass converter
put fuel in plane
fly to land
sue pi for processing real humans to fuel like the jews got done
receive unwavering support from media for preventing future holocaust against the anti-semitic pi
use my pi profits to fly young girls to my private island to breed
repeat step 1 if it goes wrong

Oh god thanks user

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>What is your strategy?

Make a shelter and scavenge valuable parts from the plane.
Throw the Pi away.

Since when have midgets access to internet?

source?

How can other Asukas even compete?

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Use the pi to slit my wrists

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Is that shirogane? She is fucking perfect as asuka

Butcher the pilot build a fire preserve his meat and then snack on pilot while I use the plane parts to build a boat.

>man's face
t. jawlet

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I program a Pokemon clone with shitty mons and then I show it to the natives.

>being stuck on an island
>who cares about survival, just do some programming, bro!
that picture tho..

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...mah dick...
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Butter face

kys epstein

>why do you need fucking light you have fire
Because fire is dangerous.

The first order of business should be the production of ASCII porn

They can be taller and thinner

wtf her face looks like it was made by that creepy wanker over at /3/

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Geez, stop masturbating to me, baka

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Luck has nothing to do with it. Skills has everything to do with it.
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>that cheek
What does her face look like from the side?

I'd still bang tho

proving you've never been camping before

I know how to fly general aviation aircraft so I declare medical emergency and head back to shore

>dat poor shop

Fiucking incels.

only thing I'd use the pi for is a log of my time spent there and maybe convince the natives that I've got magic, assuming they don't kill me trying to take it

but yeah, this is a situation where computing is immeasurably low on my list of priorities, I'm not some fucking isekai protag who's going to turn the island into a bunch of fucking nerds, I just want to fucking live and get off the damn island

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this made me laugh dude
hope you have a good day

>on day three of nofap
user... Why have you shown me this knowledge?

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>you might get 100m range
Perfect. If there is anyone WITHIN VISUAL RANGE you might be able to communicate with them.

how tf do I rip instagram accounts.. I mean, either that or someone has a magnet for all of her shit.

ripme

who is the other person on the island with me

>not being able to differentiate women from men
Are you gay?

i make spear heads from the rpi PCB and live my life out alone one a tropical island not worrying about anything

Yes, but what's your point? What do you want to do? You can write a simple sh script that bitbangs the GPIO kernel driver directly and sends out a repeating SOS+location in morse, but what good is that if you don't have anything to broadcast that signal with? The default range even with a hairpin connected to the GPIO will be 10 meters at best, it's useless.

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Yeah some places around her wait are bending
A lot better than most instathots photoshop skills

even if you had some proper distro whats the fucking point? it wont get you out of there

anyways, just build a radio so i know when helicopters or ships may come

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That's just her mass bending light.

>analog=no computers
Holy fuck this is annoying. Why cant anyone figure out that analog referes to waveforms, not some other bullshit. Like an analog clock would be a quartz crystal clock not a clock the uses gears and mechanical energy

what would programing anything even do on a desert island? and if there are natives it's not exactly deserted, you have bigger problems than worrying about busybox

was the pilot a woman? then I retrieve her corpse and use it as an onahole while I figure out what to do