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ur life
lmao

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>No active humor thread
Maybe that's because humor isn't technology and you should go back to /b/

I'll drop a few

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If anyone else has any new stuff please share

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lmao

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Is this real? It wouldn't surprise me in the least desu.

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Heh, me and this guy share a b-day.

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haha get pwned xD

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Words of wisdom, user.

washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/09/19/equifaxs-top-security-exec-made-some-big-mistakes-studying-music-wasnt-one-of-them/
lmao

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I mean, if she's been made financially liable for every data breach in the company and had no real executive power, I can understand the decision to hire her as a scapegoat that would do nothing, pose for diversity and then do to jail when shit goes down.
But apparently they simply let her go after the breach, and that's just stupid.

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Agreed. Just shows you how much of a fuck these companies don't give. It's whatever. My identity isn't stolen yet, so I'll just cross my fingers I guess.

>fell in love with the concept of being able to be in control of something for once
that's why anybody does anything ever though? it's why old guys run marathons and autists build model train sets and bodybuilders try to control every aspect of their body.

idk I feel like most pursuits are the result of trying to gain control of your life. why try at anything otherwise. such a deepity.

t. sucks at C++

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She wasn't expecting to have to take the fall for any breach, just to be a diverse face in the boardroom. I kind of feel bad for her, she was out of her depth, but you have to know when you're not qualified.
Fake "engineers" fill me with rage as a person who actually worked for their ABET-accredited degree.

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Yeah, I can't stand people who exploit the diversity gravy train, but at the same time, I can't fault people for taking a good-paying job to meet their bottom line. What a web of bullshit we weave...

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