Lets be honest you can't. They're the best phones ever made and BTFO androids at every turn. Everytime apple releases a new phone millions tune in to watch the spectacle as apple revolutionizes the world once again.
Jow Forums explain to me why you think iphones suck?
Adam Campbell
Liam Clark
This, iphones are fucking everything.
Gavin Smith
iPhone will get you laid. Android will get you thrown out of a high society establishment.
Jose White
I buy every iphone whenever a new one comes out! Never been let down by apple!!
Hunter Long
They're the only viable alternative to a Google phone and I refuse to use any of their products or services other than YT which I use without an account.
Matthew Bailey
I got a 256 gb xs max via work and it's honestly pretty good.
I miss webm support and a torrent client but eh, not like I really watched porn and torrented that much on my old S8+ anyway.
Nathaniel Williams
Will it really? I see all the chads and stacies have iphones so maybe i can try to connect with them over my iphone?
Michael Robinson
Yes, you can directly connect to a Chad or Stacy's subconscious via an iPhone XS Max™.
Liam Robinson
Can I get a job shilling for Apple too? Where do I sign up?
Austin Lopez
Sorry iphones regularly BTFO lagdroids and whatever else garbage broke people use.
Ian Reyes
>and whatever else garbage broke people use
so iphones btfo iphones?
makes sense when those shits like to randomly explode
Easton Scott
I used to think Apple was the answer but not being able to drop music files directly on my phone without using lagtunes is getting really old. I also like headphone jacks.
Kayden Anderson
My mother has an iPhone and it won't do tethering for computers to access the mobile network. Every phone I've had that's capable of having a custom ROM can. Phones are only good for three things: calling, texting, and allowing non-retarded devices to tether to mobile. Any phone that can't do those three isn't worth my time,
Tyler Walker
I agree wholeheartedly and can say so all day. Where do I sign up for the job?
James Watson
>using tactically designed wallpaper to hide that hideous notch
Ryan Adams
Why do you do this? I can't imagine that this thread blindly praising iphones would be any more effective than the 10 million other threads exactly like it for other products. Why do you do this, then? You know perfectly well it won't change anyone's minds. I know you can't be a paid shill or anything, a paid shill would act and sound convincing and use actual psychological tactics to try to win you over to the apple brand. This is not that, this is just mindless spam. So why, OP? What's the point of you and your friends posting this same thread day after day, unwaveringly praising apple while giving no real numbers, evidence, or even a reason to back it up? Are you even a person? For all I know you could be just some bot or something, just posting from a pool of the same responses over and over from different ips. This message could just be lost to the void for all I know. Still, I just ask, why?
And yes, I own an iphone.
Gabriel Cooper
You can't use Meme Robot and create OC memes on the iPhone.
Noah Collins
>Jow Forums explain to me why you think iphones suck?
itunes. fuck that program
Michael Cooper
>Can't tether to computers
>Can't play Emulators (Mobile games that are ACTUALLY GOOD)
>Doesn't have functional wallpapers as apps constantly get in the way
>No Themes
>No headphone jack
>Expensive as fuck for the top model, chink shit flagships are at the same price as the Pixel 3a/iPhone 7 and have no difference whatsoever in speed opening apps to iOS
>Most budget to top end android phones have a higher resolution and less bezels than any iPhone Apple will make in the next 2 years. Get an Asus ROG Phone 2 for more than 100 bucks less than the 2020 iPhones if you want a 120hz display
>Can't install 3rd party software
>Stock android phones get updated just as fast as the iPhone lineup
And I can go on, like how iCloud leaks shit to the NSA and FBI, Facebook/Google style so the "Apple is more secure" argument falls flat on its fucking face.
Tell me why I'm wrong Jow Forums
Elijah Hernandez
Christopher Torres
see
Ryder Butler
William Perry
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Ethan Peterson
ios being more secure than Android is just a marketing gimmick by Apple and iSheep falls for it every time.
Nathan Lopez
>itunes
>region locking apple news and probably other shit
>shitty keyboard (they are adding swype in 2020, still no suggestions in my language)
>no jack
yeah this year i'll finally go back to androshit
David Lee
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