How strong are you and what is your OS

based

Windows 10 Pro

I could -literally- beat up everyone in this thread at the same time

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Arch
Basedboy/femboy

Ubuntu 18.04
140kg front squat @ 79kg

>Manjaro
>Squat:245
>Bench: 285
>Deadlift: 350

I'm pretty strong I'd say.

It was a joke, Shlobodan.

>Squatting more than the weight of a vodka bottle and bag of sunflower seeds
You're Slaving it wrong, blyat.

>Arch Linux

I'm stronger than everyone because of my superior intellect

don't use computer, not a nerd
migatte no gokui

>Intellect
>Arch user
Pick one.

>Phoneposter
The weakest of the weak.

>Arch
>strong enough

Based and Anthony Hopkins pilled

>Windows 10
>Skinny and cute

>Windows 10 Pro
>Total 207kg in weightlifting

>Windows Vista
>Maxed out benching the bar

>Ubuntu 19.04
>paper skeleton

>Artix
>skinny, without gag reflex

Cute

I don't know how I would measure that.
GNU.

>kde neon
>120lbs 5'5: 1 pushup max or like 10 squats max

manjaro
630lbs

wat

wait, should that include overhead press?

Fatty.

>slightly stronger then most
How much do you bench?

Rude and noob-pilled

Deadlift 130kg
Windows 10

Go back to /v/.

What do you mean by "bench"?

right after you go back to /mlp/, Onii-sama

>Ubuntu with mate desktop
>best DL was 180kg, 2 years ago. i don’t lift as much these days, do a lot of running instead

>arch
>ima twig
i guess the gay arch memes are true

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Ubuntu MATE
>325 Bench
>415 Squat
>510 Deadlift

windows 7
OHP 205x5
Bench 315x5
Squat 385x5 (atg)
Deadlift 475x5

Windows 10
3 scoops daily

bunsenlabs
too scared to bench, but 70kg overhead and 160 DL.
I weigh 80.

How do I get over my fear of the bench press without requiring human interaction?

windows 10
anything less than 20 kgs doesn't register in my mind

if you are asking how many 8 yo boys i'd take i'd say 4-5
but only when i have a gun

windows 10

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learn the roll of shame, or bench in a rack with safety arms, or just use dumbbells/just do weighted dips. (bench is overrated if you're not participating in The Sport of Powerlifting.)

Win 10 debloated
I can be confused for a large rat in a baseball cap

youtube.com/watch?v=n_OdXKfSp-Y

>Windows 10
>about average I guess, I dunno I'm not an expert

based

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me:
Windows 10
bench: 65kg, 8×4
squat 70kg, 5×5
deadlift: 90kg, 8×4

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Windows 10

Strong legs, hands and forearms, otherwise average.

Ah fuck the music already started playing inside my head and it won't stop.

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Oh, you play with toys? Get a real job, kid, and get out of the gym.

what does it have to do with a job?

at work i use Ubuntu, pretty comfy desu might switch when i get a new pc

>what does it have to do with a job?
You wouldn't be so weak if you had a job. Gyms are for nu-males.

templeos
815lb bp

i have a job but it isnt physical

>bench more than you squat

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Artix
balkanoid

>MacOS
>I need my bf to help me lift my pink dildo

>Windows
>I squat five plates of curry on the designated shitting street

>have great upper body strength
>get beat to shit because one kick to your chickenlegs is all it takes to crack them and get you on the ground to get pummeled
I'll never get legday dodgers.

262kg deadlift, 240kg squat, 150kg bench.
Windows 10.

I think you misspelled Americans.
Better ask the Bulgarians/Macedonians/Greeks, the majority of ancient Orthodox Churches burned by Kosovar Albanians to the ground were built by Bulgarians and Byzantium.

Commercial gyms are for nu-males. If you train at a weightlifting or powerlifting gym, you'll find the gym is full of savages that would rip your head off.

>he didnt have a spray bottle filled with ethanol to remove smell from clothing and cushion
Bro i just wash my shirt once a month

>windows 10 enterprise 2019 LTSC
>stronger than a fifth grader

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Do you not find it tiresome to parrot this nonsense in the era of MMA?

You do realise mma guys and fighters usually go to weightlifting and powrflifting gyms for training? There's a state wrestling champ at my gym and some high level boxers. They come here because we are no nonsense and know how to train properly without any bullshit.

>w10
>4pl8 deadlift
gotta work both mind & body anons

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You're saying yourself these supposed fighters are not in these gyms for their intended purpose. So how does this change the fact that you are parroting shit that has been dispelled for the better part of three decades?

You're retarded if you think a 240lbs 6'4 powerlifter isn't going to do some damage when they stamp on someone's head. You are a dweeb and have never been in a real fight, go to /sp/ with all the other internet fighting experts.

>You're retarded if you think a 240lbs 6'4 powerlifter isn't going to do some damage when they stamp on someone's head
So what are they going to do, attack someone who is sleeping? At that point size is totally irrelevant. I'm not sure what you're even trying to say.

windows 7

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No, at that point, the 240lbs powerlifter has dropped someone with a punch to the head and then proceeded to stamp on their head. Real fights aren't like MMA matches you silly fat kid.

Gentoo / Arch / Void / Windows 10 LTSC
I've won a 500 person finger jousting tournament and armwrestle competitively (still an amateur though)

>the 240lbs powerlifter has dropped someone with a punch to the head and then proceeded to stamp on their head
Fanciful thinking at best. But the fact that you think this anything but a rare occurrence tells me you should try actually fighting and watch fewer highlight videos. But you're just a nu-male, what more could I expect.

>W7/Arch btw
>can barely lift half my body weight
>only weigh 130 burger units

In street matches, where neither opponent has extensive fighting experience, size is the single most important factor by far.

>windows 7
>weak as shit because the only thing i do is sit behind my computer all day

Not what is being discussed.

MacOS and Fedora
Bench 275
Squat 400
Deadlift 500
One arm curl about 70
All in freedom units

If you had actually been in a fight you'd know that 99% of real fights end in a few seconds after someone gets dropped with a punch or they become grappling/chocking on the floor. Or someone uses a weapon.
We both know you're a buck 50 manlet that would get smashed in a fight even by some untrained fat ass.

>All in freedom units
As in revolutionary or imperial freedom?

>If you had actually been in a fight you'd know that 99% of real fights end in a few seconds after someone gets dropped with a punch or they become grappling/chocking on the floor.
This is why no one takes you seriously, kiddo. Also
>chocking
Finish high school before you post here, tubby.

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Windows 10
Pic related

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That's exactly what was being discussed. Even with experienced people, size and strength is the most important factor in a real fight.

Win 7
I don't actually know since I never properly measured it. I seem to be able to lift / carry shit that most guys at work can't (I work in a blue collar enviorement). I "feel" strong. How I would compare to someone that lifts weights a lot or whatever is beyond me, though.

t. has never actually had a real fight and has taken some bjj classes and now thinks he's an expert. Stop being weak you insecure manlet.

Great argument, kid. You sound like a really experienced fighter. Try losing weight, you will be able to think more clearly.

You're an insecure weak manlet that thinks a big strong dude isn't going to fuck people up in a street fight. Stop sucking dana whites cock.

Size matters even less in a street fight, you fucking retard. You have never been in a fight, either stop posting or advertise this as a comedy routine.

>Size matters even less in a street fight
I don't need anymore evidence to know you're some dumb zoomer kid.

So you're giving up now? Good. Now fuck off back to Jow Forums with the rest of the nu-males. You're too stupid for this board.

t. insecure weakling threatened by physically more powerful men.