I just got a text from some guy saying he's my 'number neighbor' i.e. he has a number that's one digit up from mine

this

>g'day cunt how's it going
>watch out for abbos yeah

See if he gives a gay onions response

>No, I mostly enjoy sucking cock and gay porn as the massive iToddler faggot I am.

Ask if he's aware of the jews and their lies

kek

it's a fake image but this is what he actually texted me
i didn't want to screenshot it on my phone and then send it to my computer

Imagine being so autistic you can't even handle a text message conversation and resort to Jow Forums for help.

I'm going to pre emptively block my number neighbour on either side in case this becomes a normalfag viral trend

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If only I could pre-emptively block all the chink scams that call me 8-10 times a day. I even changed my phone number and still have the same issue.

Thinking about ditching the phone desu.

Absolutely based.
The 13 y.o.

BTFO

now that you have his number ssh in

Ahahahahahahahah

"What is wrong with you, leave me alone."

How long before people start sending dick pics to their number neighbours?

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Tell him to suck your weiner

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OP about to get Chris Handsomed

Based

God damn.

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Put me in the screenshot bro

>can you please help me dispose of a body

WE MUST KILL Jow Forums PEDOS

This is a twitter screenshot retard

t. Jow Forums pedo

based af

Rekt hahahaha

Which one is op?

this

Some variant of the Stallman interjection

GNU + neighbor

incredibly based and free

This has been popular recently. I don't understand it myself. If I want to talk to strangers I come here.

kek BTFO by a protoZoomer

BTFO of the water by a 13 YO

Tell him to have sex with a woman

"you're*"

damn user he lit you up
whoever gets digits decides the comeback

>have sex... haha

This is a shitty ass reddit meme jesus

Could be a real 13 year old.
But more likely just another American who can't spell.

Just never answer your phone. It isn't hard.

just post from your phone?

Whatever, just don't be a stuck up cunt.

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>not being a /sp/artan
Shiggy diggy

>encouraging phoneposting

sir, please do the needful otherwise we will curse.

holy fucking kek

what did he mean by this

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does anyone know what it says?

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say "cactus cactus"

The user base would cut in half.

iTODDLER BTFO

OP of the thread here, this screenshot isn't mine

>phoneposting is the problem, not the normies who do it

This. iPhone batteries are almost never at 80%. iPhone screenshots always have 30% or less.

aren't these the same thing in australia

this!

here's an actual screenshot

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See, this one is far more believable.

Bullshit, my old iPhone was never at 30%, because it would randomly turn off at between 50-70%.

Go ahead and reply. Don't be rude.

Merciless little zoomlet, holy shit

Yo RVA what up bitch

retard

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Based. Can someone post the image and text here so I can reply to any faggots doing this challenge on me?

it's real

He didn't think twice about roasting him

Tell him to go back 2 Reddit

Beast mode;
[ ] Not engaged
[x] Engaged

GET DABBED ON

Fake screenshot is fake

"No habla ingles."

just your luck he'll reply and chat you up in spanish

Answer his question but ask if he likes Shrek.

>You texted my dead grandpa's phone.

Winrar! Dubs of ultimate truth. You must follow through.

na, he wrote neighbour with a u, which is not how americans spell neighbour, and nobody outside of america uses iphones, so it's still not believable

"yeah I watch womens football".
"i mean watching men is gay amirite bro"

>First at&t and then Telstra.

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worst thread on Jow Forums so far

>telstra

absolutely b r u t a l

OP here
the original screenshot is fake, it's a mock up of what the guy texted me because I didn't want to take an actual screenshot on my phone
I used:
iphonefaketext.com/
this is an actual screenshot

OP here, I'm actually gay.

nice