Man dies in female headlock

It’s nice to be present at a moment when an american realizes there are other countries

Did he get gassed to death?

imagine not being able to overpower a womans arms with your fucking legs.
*keks-in-manlet*

>ribs wide open

she would lose quite quickly.

death by snu snu

i like it alot

Imagine all the blood going to both your heads.

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If only the Jewish Porno Matrix had Mortal Kombat style fatalities that killed you in real life....

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Yeah, did I?

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he should have just bitten down on her clit

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most relatable post

Fuck, this guy sips

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Kenya

Any idiot can kill a person who doesn’t know he’s being killed. It was probably a sex act gone wrong.

I once choked a man out without trying to while trying to tighen his safety vest on my father’s boat. It happens.

>german
>gas
>lal

Gentile females wash their pussies, unlike yours

Me too

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Mmmmm

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That's in Kenya. He was a dumb nigger. So much for muh niggers are the real alphas meme

It is over.

Womans thighs are full of muscles. They can easily crush a watermelone with them!

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>the man and the woman were lovers.
>two women
>He warned lovers against engaging in funny games
F
RIP Doc. A great connoisseur is no longer among us.

>It’s nice to be present at a moment when an american realizes there are other countries
didn't know Canada had villages TIL

>Can anyone else imagine a more glorious death?
Really? I assume you are white south african? and you are asking about glorious death??

The chief noted that the deceased has been working as turnboy on vehicles transporting tea leaves in Kisii.

"The two women are currently being held at Nyangusu police station and they will be charged with murder," he noted.

He warned lovers against engaging in funny games which may led to unnecessary deaths.

"Lovers must stop making funny jokes which may lead to death. Let 'Doctor's' death be a lesson to the rest," he stated.

i came to post this but you were faster than me

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based and redpilled

It's so fucking easy to get out of that. Grab the feet, suffer her pathetic body blows.

mfw I get banned for "garbage outside of /b/" for an actual thread but threads like this stay up with people posting porn and nonsense

i also wish that was you

Why isn't he countering with a finger up the butt?

>It's so fucking easy to get out of that. Grab the feet, suffer her pathetic body blows.
what do you do with the feet?

If she did that to me I'd put my jiu-jutsu training to test and rape the shit out of her I swear to God

fuck she is so cute, a literal 10.

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fpbp

>I once choked a man out without trying
>It happens.
Ok

>what do you do with the feet?
sniff them

That is indeed pathetic

>hits the liver
>nothing happens

Hilarious

>tuck in chin
>insert knife hand into pooper
>break leg lock

You have to find the mods fetish user. Braap posting always stays up.

she is smashing his poops

el testerino

Yeah, legs are strong. A scissor lock can choke someone out pretty well. It's hard to break once it's locked too. A lock around the torse can choke you out too.

you're talking about those places that have resources and need to be liberated by the BroForce sometimes right?

Jesus Christ, even this pathetic fat codfish is hardly fazed by this cunts butterfly punches.

Female kikes don't wash their pussies?

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Pull them apart and wriggle out, dude. She's locking her feet to prevent him from escaping. Another option is gator rolling. She can't keep a tight grip that way.

>born from a woman's crotch
>dies from a woman's crotch

If you're that Dixiebro that always post pregnant Anne Frank shit, then I hope you're paying attention.

>Pull them apart
do you think i could get a little tongue action in there or no

>she's disgusted with you and pushes you away
The Dane here is an martial artist, I can tell.

based and brappilled

>.jpg
what's wrong with you?

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Depressing.

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Pathetic onions-boys, one punch in the head and she is done for.

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Oh please mummy

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i wish it were u as well, and all the other poltards here. then once you're all dead, i'd bang the surplus of women you'd left behind :)

Fat shield

In Tokyo

He died how he lived, locked out of a cunt

You could say she enjoyed a good squeeze

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came here to post this

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This, as bad as agreeing with a Australian is im jealous

you could say get back to r*ddit fag

>2019 - 0.1
> .gif
nou

do any of you GOD DAMNED SOFTCOCKS have photos of this chunky gluteus and quads bitch?
SHARING IS CARING

we must find the source video

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This

absolute legend

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What a glorious way to go

Yeah try punching someone while they have you in a headlock you stupid nigger

>All these niggers saying how easy it is to escape a headlock
Yeah, escaping an armbar is easy as well, except the person holding you in one will be breaking your arm in the process.

fuck I need a gf

just attack a girl who's leaving her self-defense class I'm sure you can get the same treatment

dude i get it u dont like us jeez

>nigger dies from triangle choke
>niggers don't know what jiu jitsu is
>don't want to say it's a nigger because (((news)))
>man dies after woman locked his head between thighs
>Look wh*te man you're so weak

fuck off

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Beautiful Olga
Would marry/10

I love how she doesnt look like a mutt at all but her whiteness triggered someone so hard they took the time to make that picture kek

She doesn't look like a mutt but she definitely looks like a mouthbreather

Nah thats just triggered kikery

imagine your penis as the watermelon

ahchually imagine her during an orgasm... or when she's pushing out her baby...

>moving his body with her legs
That's a very good way to break his neck.

pic of girl pls