Imagine being an actual sentient human being buying this
Imagine being an actual sentient human being buying this
Imagine letting an object get you this mad
iTODDLER BTFO
Monitor+stand is cheaper than its competitor
And it's beautiful
Based.
> sentient human being
That's where Apple users fail
wtf even is it?
Its a $999 monitor stand by the greatest tech company of all time.
It's not meant for you. It's meant for the professional industry. Real professionals not hippies that jerk off Linux. This is significantly cheaper than most of the alternatives. I think people were just shocked because they think the Mac Pro is for them because they think they NEED it for their inane "workflow".
Most people don't even need the iMac Pro.
Thank you weeb, very cool!
So... iFaggot, how's your $1000 stand?
Preach brother!
>This is significantly cheaper than most of the alternatives
Link to one (1) monitor stand that is more expensive than this one.
I think you mean sapient.
Now for the marketing talk you didn't mention soda can grade aluminium
Excuse me FAGGOT! But there are better manufactured and cheaper stands, your "professionals" BULLSHIT don't stand a chance in the real world...
Even the Dell monitors have a stand that is FUCKING superior to that shit!
I know you have Apple Syndrome and shit, but the Reality Distortion Field doesn't work on us...
With less than $100 anyone can have a better stand than your iShit.
Remember iFaggot, your RDF won't work on REAL human beings... For that matter, use it on any iSheep, that'll do fine...
For the matter, I'm not a "poorfag" as you may think, I have a dual arm stand, and is not your typical cheap shit.
You know... to look "professional"!
No individual will buy it, except for idiots.
It will be bought by corporations.
I agree with you but holy shit you need to dial back on the cringe here.
>It will be bought by corporations.
More like it will be bought by trendy Silicon Valley start-ups burning through VC's money
wat
> imagine emulating my faggot hero Tim Cook and deliberately inserting it up my ass
You can literally dilate with it
kek
Well that still counts. Stuff designed for commercial or corporate clients is always insanely overpriced.
For most people yeah it's stupid, but for some 1k is literally nothing. It would be like complaining over a $10 lunch for them.
fyi at pixar studios, animators use fedora
...
Anyone else feel the urge to sit on it?
>It's meant for the professional industry.
Just because it is "meant for professionals" doesn't mean a $999 pricetag for a 50 dollar aluminium stand is justified.
I don't give a fuck who they are scamming, because certainly it is not me.
It's a total joke, no matter the audience.
I would buy it, unironically
(the chinese replica of course)
And if someone is offering 1 dollar worth of "premium" food for 10 dollars would you not laugh?
Sure no normal person is gonna buy that, which doesn't mean it is not a scam and deserving of ridicule.
>if pixar's animators use fedora the rest also must use it
>what are editors, colorists and sound mixers
baste