Work as web dev from home

>work as web dev from home
>eat breakfast for 1 hour
>masturbate for 1 hour
>listen to podcasts and do nothing
>get promoted

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You're doing gods work user, keep it up.

>>masturbate for 1 hour
image the wrist pain

For you, wristlet.

are you guys hiring at all

living the dream, congrats

how do i get a job like this?

That's what I'd like to do. How do you get clients?

I work at a university so there's zero oversight. I get paid from grant money so it's like the money doesn't even exist really, if I don't get paid the money just goes back to fat cats

I love this bitch

Work hard

i think you're missing the point of the question

Wish i could find a vid of her in at least 720p

>eat breakfast for 1 hour

>webdev
>masturbating to women

Doubt

Imagine the things you could do if you didn't waste 2 hours doing nothing.

I'd probably get caught up on anime

>work as web dev
>make minor changes, fuck with CSS and nothing else
>"Golly this is amazing work!"
>soul dies as I remember the 24k I dropped on university for my CSE Associates and CET Bachelors degrees

You get what you deserve.

I get what's available in this area. I'd move in a heartbeat, but I am so used to rural areas that I would probably not be able to drive properly in an urban area. Closest decent gig is in MA or NY.

This happened to me recently. Company clearly doesn’t know how to handle software. I’ve started looking for a remote job in CA or NY.

You could have just self taught

1- who is the girl
2- i do the same thing; starting a new gig tomorrow on a porn website; living the dream!