Are you FUCKING ready, Jow Forums? Pre-order start now
Are you FUCKING ready, Jow Forums? Pre-order start now
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Specs if it even matters
what the fuck is that gay ass chink logo that makes it look like a cheap off brand children's toy
If your dick isn't hard right now, just give up
Oh fuck yeah, spread it
>Kickstarter
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
I hope TCL rips off the trackpad and brings it back to BlackBerry but really these shitty thumb keyboards with no numrow need to fuck off already.
i don't see how this is a better option than buying a keyone/keytwo, but if there are more qwerties around, i'm happy, even if it looks terribly chink
review units already out and all over jewtube - even unbox therapy - expected delivery in December.
Does it run android? If so it should have a decent niche to be successful in.
It runs the latest android AND has a 6K mAh battery
I doubt my lumberjack fingers can use those tiny buttons.
so it's just a BB rip off running the newer (see worse) version of Android? Also swipe texting > physical keyboard.
There are already phones with keyboards and phones coming out like next month with good specs and keyboard.
I was all for keyboards when I had a shit phone but then upgraded to a 150ish dollar phone and have yet to look for a physical keyboard again. Unless you quite literally work on the go then you don't need it. If you work on the go you probably will have a tablet + keyboard in the case.
Can't wait for this fucker to drop an 899 price tag in 2 years when it is made and be pleagued with issues
Nice marketing ploy. We'll see.
It's just a fucking BlackBerry
It's great to see more keyboard phones on the market but I think I'll stick with BlackBerry. If they're not too much I might get one anyway just to check it out
>Also swipe texting > physical keyboard.
That's like, your opinion, man
come back to me when they ship batteries to canada and maybe I'll consider
kickstarter.com
>title is chinkshit because they are so lazy
>estimated delivery 2019
>all this promise
>259 USD
This reeks of complete shit
>CPU
It's going to be Mediatek shit
>1400x1400 on 4.5
Who decided this and what the fuck even
>andriod 9.0
Yeah that's all this will be on forever
>6kmAh
As someone who has bought large chinkshit phones for ++ batterys, they are often far overrated and the SW is never optimized for the HW which has lack of battery saving options
>camera
guarantee you with the Mediatek going into the fucker the camera will be gimped as shit
>gorrila glass no version specified
Oh great so it could be left over v2 shit
Could be fine but I highly doubt it. A Note 7 will do you fine for typing or a simple 8 inch tablet+keyboard case like most people who need that functionality buy. The reason these phones died isn't because apple, though it did contribute, it's because tablets filled the portability with what they offered for quick portable typing.
What is the BlackBerry KeyONE?
Doesn't this come out like next month or some shit?
will it run anything other than android
>Who decided this and what the fuck even
It's the same resolution and size as the Passport, which is a joy to use.
Also
>6kmAh
Jesus user, just type 6Ah.
Seeing how the price point is 259 dollars, it's unlikely that it's going to be anything else for the foreseeable future. Guessing most the shit in it will be older Mediatek stuff, so like most mediatek devices it will be a while for anything stable to come
Yawn It's a ripoff of a BlackBerry phone that nobody liked
not for me, i don't get shit done
WTF? SHills don't even try anymore?
i hardly get anything done so i guess I won't be ordering it
>6kmAh
>6 km/amperehour
sick mileage
Nice!...eeew...android.
No, thanks. I’ll pass. If I wanted a shitdroid phone, I’d just get me a chinkberry, at least there I know that they know how to do keyboards.
I like it
thx shill
I'm interested.
Does it have removable battery. SD expansion, headphone jack. The three things I actually care about and the only thing preventing me from getting off my s5
if it doesn't have a removable battery, gtfo
physical keyboard is a meme - the time it takes to press the keys down will actually make you type slower. Enjoy.
> get shit done
> android
Yea ok
Why would someone want a blackberry rebranded?
Who is this phone for?
>The phone for people who get shit done
Ah, so millennials.
Stick with your s5, I got s8 by selling s5 and guess what? The battery got fucked up in less than two years and now you can't remove back cover and have to pay samsung just to replace the battery, its bullshit.
Does it NOT have a removable battery?
Does it NOT have SD expansion or a headphone jack?
Three things you care about and you can't even prove it doesn't have them?
What, do you hate hype, kid? Is your wee-wee so flaccid that you have to ask questions? You're gonna die someday, you know that right?
They thought about adding a headphone jack for like, a really long time, okay? Just buy the thing, christ.
underageb&
this
I could see it, this one's like a Passport but BlackBerry can't release the Passport with Android because Google doesn't like square screens. Come to think of it how's that going to work with this?
>sliding qwerty
Tell me more
Based plush poster
>get shit done, post-9/11, water-downed marketing tactic
The Pixel 4 XL is the better choice.
>that carpal tunnel width
fucking dropped
its seems like they at least know how to make phones unihertz.com
>no keyboard
Dropped
the keyboard lacks many important keys.
honestly if someone would just re-release sony xperia pro with that physical keyboard I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
> based animeland is making this
If I wanted to get a phone that doesn\t exist I would get the libre m
REMINDER NOT TO BUMP SHILL THREADS
you gotta be an idiot to buy any phone now with the iphone so close
bump
only people i've seen with iphones are boomers,teen girls and communists
I work at a cellphone repair shop, everyone from illegal farmhands to grandmas and grandpas have iPhones.
i have worked at general repair shop in the past we got like 1 iphone user
>over 2 billion iphones sold since launch
>lol i hardly see them
This. My pensioner GF has an iPhone. Why? Because she's not even as poor as your average Jow Forumsentooman who has to make do with a $29.99 Android still running ICS.
Half the phones we fix are iPhones, and that's a conservative estimate.
in america maybe?
>inb4 nvidia lawsuit
TIL tongues can get this far up Google's asshole that you can deny reality with this straight a face.
Look out, Redmond Reality Distortion Field.
thanks, but i'm still very happy with my key2
what happens if i push the game mode button
It unfurls, Transformers-style, into a large, Alienware-like gaming laptop.
Yeah but can I fuck it
Gay. Passport clone.
>Passport clone
You say that like copying the best phone ever with modern hardware is a bad thing
so it overheats?
but they copied the passport
And that's a good thing
Can I run PostMarketOS on it? Or any other distro on it?
"""phone"""
Why would I dump my phone into a puddle?
>Get shit done
>On a phone
Ya, nope.
>no finnish keyboard
in trash it goes
Vittu!
Will it support Harmony OS?