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how do you make friends?
how does going to church will change my life?
nofap is jewish tricks

>ask a girl out
The right one doesn't have to try

singles and nofap is jewish truth

> self-improvement
gtfo over here with that gay normalfag shit

kys nigger bitch

Rolling for 7 because it's the easiest

Rolling

Churchgoing people don't have friends.

Welp let's see if I need to convert.

Well that's a shame I suppose.

Roll threads are cancer but I'm sure this will improve life

But I am too much of a lazy sperg~

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Now I am a holy lazy sperg

WORLD SOCIALIST REVOLUTION OR DEATH

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But I'm busy playing Fortnite on Sundays

Rolling for nofap

Fucks sake, I already do that

>Nofap entire year
Yikes man, I go a couple weeks regularly but I can only imagine the ball ache and ruined underwear from a whole year
>Ask out a girl once a week until you have a gf
Probably more doable, the problem comes around when one of them says yes. Then I either have to tell her I wasn't serious or actually take her out on a date. So bothersome.
>Make one new friend each month
Sounds pretty bothersome too, unless I just befriend and then defriend them. I already have near as many friends as I can handle. Twelve more sounds like a huge pain.
>Go to church every Sunday
Not really worth it unless they're offering free breakfast before the service. Which is nice, but gallivanting around with a cult of traitors every week doesn't sound like a positive change in my life.

Rolling for 7

ez

what do I do if I already have a gf? Cheat on her?

Roll

all of these are unrealistic and i won't be doing them

>Go to church
So, become a cuck?

I will ask out a same girl once a week until she starts to worry about her safety. Then I'll ask more. OK with me.

sure

ahhh already have a gf get roasted jannies

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roll

Hoping for 5

nig.

roll

roll

no
this meme is retarded

roll

roll for lols

I'm gonna kill myself

Well, maybe i'll do that

Roll oooooo

let's go TRIPPPPPS

i was so fucking close to quads

benis
7 equals trips dor me because christianity is bs

hahaha shided time

Ignoring 1 4 8, already on nofap
Also ignoring 0 2 and 9 becasue that sounds retarded and ignoring 3 6 because I dont want to

WHY DIDENT IT WORK

GIVE

ME

A

3

OR

6

PLEASE

cum

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Rolla

rollio

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roll 2: electric boogaloo

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Rollin

RISK

ROLL

Alright, anything but 1, 4, or 8.

Fuck it, lets see who back flips into trips

roll for shiros minecraft

rollo

alright its been mediocre knowing you guys

this is a really lame list
i like fapping
i dont want a gf
Jow Forums is just something i use to shitpost my mood away after work
i learned to not make friends
god is a lie designed to keep fools and tools content

rollerinoes

Already have resolved to not use this site anymore, but rolling to see if I get anything else.

Roll

doesnt help if im an autistic retard

Lets do this

oh god oh fuck

singles: do none of these they're dumb

xfhdjdjh

>ask out a girl once a week until you have a gf
But if you keep asking a girl out every week and she keeps rejecting you, won't you eventually get charged with harassment?

Roll for Jow Forums life direction

It is ordained. I shall attempt it.

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