>mom caught me distrohopping again
Mom caught me distrohopping again
Jason Peterson
Luis Rogers
>Dad caught me starting this stupid fucking thread again.
Jonathan Ortiz
install ubuntu and shut the fuck up
Camden Carter
>gnome
you shut the FUCK up
William Morris
You can install whatever DE or WM you want -- use the minimal install as a base if you like. Meme distros offer nothing but worse stability and different package managers which sounds fine until you try and install a program which depends on a certain version of a proprietary software which is only available as a .deb or .rpm
Eli Hughes
>not using linux mx
That's all you'll ever need
Ian Morales
The Last 4 Ubuntu releases were all shit except for the lts ones. Arch was super stable for me.
Gavin Myers
ubuntu without unity is kill
Grayson Perez
Just stick with fucking Ubuntu 18.04 LTS Bionic Butthole derivatives like Linux Mint and use your computer to get work done. You can always get the latest version of software with appimage, flatpak and PPA's and learn how to build from source.
Ubuntu is a better Debian, and Linux Mint is a better Ubuntu. People who like bleeding edge software are mentally ill.
Elijah Smith
>dad delaminated the DRAM again
Austin Brown
>sister decrypted the homework drive
Justin Garcia
>when you try to show your mum your new distro but you get a naughty tent in your tighty-whiteys and she pinches your little raisins because you're being a naughty nasty boy for mummie
Christian Cox
>mom found the porn microSD card
Jaxson Wilson
>Gerbil found the the microSD in my rectum
Adrian Brooks
>stepmom tried to degauss the OLED monitor
Carson Long
>mom found my private keys
Jack Lee
that's it, user.
I'm confiscating all of your USB sticks.
Whatever you've got installed right now--stay with it!
And if you brick your computer and come whining I'm going to install Windows 10!
Austin Ortiz
>supercooled RAM with liquid nitrogen
>NSA got my LUKS master key
Ethan Kelly
>dad found the Windows partition
Kayden Williams
>dad found the triple-boot laptop that only has 5 working keys
Austin Jenkins
>cousin probed the EAX register with a scanning tunneling microscope
Asher Foster
>mom found me using the new windows terminal
Ryder Robinson
> accidentally fscked my sister
Xavier Hernandez
> Mom found me emulating Linux on Windows.
Ian Smith
>CIA niggers found the sadpanda cookies
Justin Brown
>mom librebooted my x220
Henry Wright
>sister found the floor tile stash
Adam King
>New Zealand found the manifesto on my seed box
Dylan Carter
>traceworks prevented the electrons from reaching the DIMMs on time
Jose Ramirez
>a race condition caused the browser to attach the exhentai torrent instead of the homework to the email for my geography teacher
Wyatt Edwards
>fbi found the luks key backups in my friends encrypted server due to discord messages of us discussing our plans to hide the pizza
Isaac Jones
>uncle found the half-finished project I haven't touched in months
Jace Morris
based
Blake Sanchez
>elon found the interracial hentai i've been seceretly uploading on spacex rockets to destabilize martian nations in order to conquer them easliy
Aiden Bailey
Kek
Leo Parker
Linux Antix
Brayden Cruz
>grandma saw my git commit history
Cooper Taylor
imagine using a distro without the AUR
Thomas Hall
>Friends caught me using Fedora
Isaac Morales
>sister's boyfriend mined burstcoin on my ZFS array
Mason Jenkins
>manager found the ftp credentials
Kevin Wright
>Fedora users
Henry Carter
>mom caught me languagehopping again
Thomas Gutierrez
>Mom caught me staring at her big fat juicy ass again, as I wandered around the house on a break from some serious l33t h4x0rzing
Josiah Martin
>grandma guessed the guru meditation error
it's over now isn't it........
Kayden Brooks
She isn't mad, she's just disappointed you didn't like her plan9 setup.
Tyler Taylor
never forget the legend of tilefucker