Tfw too retarded for programming

Honestly, keep your dreams down and your goals realistic. I always feel depressivo knowing that i'll not be as good as the likes of Cassey Murakami. When It started watching his streams, in horror with the complexity he was single handly doing all by himself. Now i realize i'll never even touch his fingers when It comes to programming. But do i need It thou? If Jamal or Gonzalez can do It, we can too.

>well maybe but still I wanted job where I can be creative
Lol, 90% of programming job is just "make the computer do what I say" for some manager.

I've never read a programming book straight through. Not everyone learns easily that way. Try seeking out instruction instead (either taking a college class or going through a bootcamp program.)

iktf
i wanted to make video game cheats so i tried reading the official rust book but it's too complicated so i quit

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Relatable. Though it's more the actual programming that I'm struggling with, not the concepts. Actually thinking through algorithms and mentally simulating code execution just makes my brain bleed, while others just do it on the fly. Like, I need to stop and think deeply for minutes about every single line I write, no matter how simple, and then spend at least thrice that time getting it to run. I literally just spent an hour figuring out if I needed to calculate sqrt(x*I) or l*sqrt(x) at some completely trivial point in my program. Being dumb fucking sucks.

Oof is universal

idk wtf all of ya'll are talking about, my programming job is legit so easy and relaxing. i spent most of my life in the service industry and manual labor, finished my degree, and now develop/test and its chill af. programming isn't hard to learn, there's only like 3 fucking concepts you need to know in the entirety of programming to write any program you'd ever feasibly write in industry, the rest is just general knowledge/theory. you're just a brainlet op.

What concepts, user?

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Completely agree. I work 15 hours a week in my underwear and make more than I ever would have outside of programming for a full 40 hours. And the work itself isn’t bad, feels like learning every day. Name a better job.

How does Rust create Vidya gaem cheats?

>C++
It could be worse user. I am trying to write e-commerce in PHP and all I wanted is show products fetched from MySQL database into basic html carousel, but my simple SQL procedure (select * from this; if $_GET['this'] else select * from that; ) raped db so much, site won't even load, and it dies after horrible deadlock with "execution exceeded 30 seconds" error. Also I only have few records in db. Feels bad to be brainlet

Well just like any other language I guess
github.com/Proximyst/Yuki
this is the only example I found though
too complicated for me so that's why i gave up for now

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>tfw too retarded for programming
just work for the government. no source control, bad coding standards, do nothing all day, managers with zero technical experience. it's brainlet paradise.

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>implying programming doesn't entail blue collar work till heart attack in late 30s or opioids

if you are starting to learn programming after 16 I have bad news for you, you ain't gonna make it
and even if you will still make less money than you're average coder

if you are starting to learn english after 16 I have bad news for you, you ain't gonna make it
and even if you will still make less money than you're average native speaker

This. Also being a teacher is literally life on ez mode

This horrid bait meme demoralization shit gets so old.

learn javascript
takes 30 minutes
you can call yourself a programmer after that lol