Reminder that being a pessimistic faggot does nothing to better yourself or the world

Hi andy. You just said you were going to commit suicide.

>getting upset over the fact that I'm having a good day and you aren't
I had a better day.

Hi andy. I blew my last load for this year

Good for you.

>implying I'm not lit at shit rn out getting booze for Eve
>he isn't spending this time prepping for partying with good friends
>he won't be leaving his home for Eve
What a beta fag. Commit self rope.

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Hi andy. It was my 1167th load

Why are you keeping track?

>Blew approx. 3 loads a day
How did you manage more than one a day without severe pain?

Hi andy. Until one of my load will go into a living being

Yesterday it was 5 times and someday i did it at least tenfolds

That's pretty gross

What the fuck that's disgusting.
If you blow your load into someone else how will you drink it

I'll let the receiver drink it

But how would you get it back?

But then you're giving something of yourself away
For free I might add

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I'll get a shitload of cum back in 2 hours anyway. That's how long i wait to jack off again.

That's not really impressive

>Normie
>making fun of someone for e-bfs
Just when you thought he couldn’t get more retarded

>normie
Prove it fag.

>7229404
Do you have autism or can you not read the thread?

Gay fucking faggot

And?

Faggotry is a crime against God kys

And what if I die and become a God of my own universe? What then?

And what if my dick grows 3 feet long what then?

I don't know, I know I'm certain when I die, I shall become God of my own universe.

Stop larping as a christian, fedoralord
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7167050/#q7167050

>getting offended I accept Jesus Christ as my lord savior and that I believe that God in Heaven will reward those who lived to be with him.
Do you even multi-universal Godhood? Dummy.

That doesnt change that fact you are a gay faggot

Oh my fucking god Andy just off yourself already you pathetic fag.

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why the fuck would care about bettering the world nothing is really worth doing anymore just let everything waste away

Shut up normie

Edgy faggot

Prove it homo.

So?

>is a faggot
>god will reward me
yeah with hell
normie cunt

>yeah with hell
>reddit thinks I'm going to even though never had sex with a man before
Really makes me think, dumb dog fucker

Im not this faggot

But you are a faggot. Space is based.

it doesn't matter faggots go to hell regardless of being a virgin or not

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your still a normie

How can I go to hell if I never sinned.

Kys normie gaylarp faggot your just as bad as space gayboy and andy

being gay is a sin

I'm not a gay though.

>complains about gaylarp in a big gae fedora thread
You're still a faggot and Andy is still going to hell for being a queer.

I'm more impressed that you had to change IPs just so people would respond to you, that's pretty sad.

well you'll go to hell for being a boy molesting papist

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>had to
>implying I give that many fucks
I'm switching because my IP is dynamic you pathetic shit. When you go outside things tend to work like that.
You're still going to hell for your gay thoughts boi pucci fucking or not.

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If I go to hell then I'll still be a God of a universe. Hell it would be even quicker but without any instructions on how to rule like one.

>leaving his home for Eve
prove it

>im a faggot
Proof? Your more of a faggot than me

>he has to make up bullshit excuses
Why are you here?

shut up

Also stfu korbo incel

>I'll still be a god
oh boy you are for sure going to hell

Timestamp in filename. Gonna take more pics when I pickup liquor. Fittna roll a j on this bus.
Faggotry is 1 or 0 not a spectrum. Only homo liberals think someone can be more gay than anyone else faggot.

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Get fucked then nerd, I'd rather be a God in hell then a slave in Heaven

you'll be a slave in hell you can't become a good there is only one god

>Faggotry is 1 or 0
Cope

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>said the man who doesn't even believe in God
Hypocrites don't prosper.

Is this like an American soap opera or something

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Cope with what? You're a either a faggot or you're not brainlet. Pretty easy to determine who's who and as the resident expert I can say you have the big gae.

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No, it's a literal faggot who takes it up the ass vs a faggot who never had gay sex vs a twink who pretends he's not a faggot vs another faggot
It's a homosexual paradise.

I never said I didn't believe in God i just don't have faith anymore

Now, this is epic

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I'm not a twink or a faggot

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Your coping with being a faggot. Hurdur if i suck a dick its not a gay because its a 1 or a 0 kys

If you don't have faith how do you believe?
And I'm not a cripple who lives with his parents because he's 19 and doesn't go to college yet.

>mad that I get action in real life
Lerl u mad?
>it's not gay if x
Miss me with that. If I suck dick it's gay. PERIOD. Liking futa, traps, cd or ANYTHING with a dick as a man is gay.
There is no cope here newfag. I'm the big gae and I'm proud.
Plus being bi I get to enjoy all of life's pleasures.

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Why would I be jelaous?

>cripple
I'm not a cripple
>19
I'm 18

Go ERP with andy or spacegay or korbo u faggot

I am both and I am okay with my situation.

Why would I ERP with him, he's worse then /trash/ typefuckers?

Because your a gay faggot

Dear youngboi,

Please get gud at life you pathetic skeletor NEET. High school is over and everything will get worse in 2019. Start deciding who you want to be in life.

Love,
Some faggot
>7229934
Said mad not jealous fag.
>all people I don't ERP with because they're fucking gross
user plz at least name drop someone good.

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How can I be gay if I never had gay sex?

>how i can i be dumb if I've never taken a taste
>andy logic

Test*

No, that's your logic trying to be forcefed as my own.
I never had sex, never done anything gay in my life, how can I be gay because of it, is it because you're a faggot trying to project his feelings onto other people? What the fuck is wrong with you.

>Get good at life
I'm going to try and I'm going to try to get a job but nothing I do ever works out

Then keep going.
>Be the change you can be.

A GOOD YEAR IS NOT GOING TO COME IF WE DONT EMBRACE TOLSTOIAN CHRISTIAN SOCIALISM!

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>

Ah shit

I don't know if I can change it just seems like i was born to fail

Fate is a bullshit meme.

Just like it's the year of Linux isn't it

>im projecting
>n-no u