Who else is spending New Years Eve alone?
Alone on New Years Eve
Me. My dad went to Miami with his wife, and my mom is going out with her gay friends.
If I could play the violin for you I would.
Grab 750ml bottle of Brandy... pain = gone
30 mins to 2019 and I'm taking a piss
Yes, thank fuck. People are intrusive.
based parents
cringe
Darude - Sandstorm
Plenty of us
Feels good man
Now listen to me and listen to me clear you Russian alcoholic fuck! It's NYE and it's getting on for midnight! For once we are all going to pretend we are some sort of fucked up online "family", and be as nice as we can.
**Belgium feels the love**
Fuck fireworks
Don't fuck fireworks
You'll burn your dick off
That sounds dangerous, what if they go off?
25 mins to 2019 still taking a piss
After reading the quote in his post, you will notice he gives no fucks if his dick is blown off. He don't even want to get out of bed in the morning. It's a cry for help Jow Forums Cheer this man up immediately! Show the cunt some love
May as well have a decent shite, and ignore the bells
Might as well go to hell with a blow
Feel free user
19 mins to 2019 and reading Robinson Crusoe
>Posting on bant
Reading my arse!
15 mins to 2019 and listening to Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds in Let The Bells Ring
I've heard of palm readers, but nobody's going to predict anything by reading that.
Not me nigga. I'm gonna go downtown and get fuckered up and rub on some hoe.
12 mins to 2019 and wondering if i should take a shower
Remember to post pics on bant
Why not?
*beep-boop*
*incoming message from the future*
2019 is boring btw
10 minutes to 2019 going to shower once they stop yelling
Checked! Will post hella pics of my ugly mug.
Alright Bong you set pace.
I'll try to find a cute Brit girl to get my hands on and take a pic with.
I might just make some videos and share via kiketube.
this would be a horrible new year, I just want return to 2012
Who's yelling? Infidels?
BritGirls are Slags mate, shouldn't be a problem for you.
your parents suck, pal
He's 33 yr old ffs! He needs to get his own life
and how do you know that if he's an user?
>Implying I can't sniff out your real IP
are you going to stay up and make sure the lonely leafs have a happy new year, PinkyBong?
Imma find the one qt. Bet. I'll be fucked up. No limits.
Me.