Alone on New Years Eve

Who else is spending New Years Eve alone?

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Me. My dad went to Miami with his wife, and my mom is going out with her gay friends.

If I could play the violin for you I would.

Grab 750ml bottle of Brandy... pain = gone

30 mins to 2019 and I'm taking a piss

Yes, thank fuck. People are intrusive.

based parents
cringe

Darude - Sandstorm

Plenty of us
Feels good man

Now listen to me and listen to me clear you Russian alcoholic fuck! It's NYE and it's getting on for midnight! For once we are all going to pretend we are some sort of fucked up online "family", and be as nice as we can.

**Belgium feels the love**

Fuck fireworks

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Don't fuck fireworks
You'll burn your dick off

That sounds dangerous, what if they go off?

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25 mins to 2019 still taking a piss

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After reading the quote in his post, you will notice he gives no fucks if his dick is blown off. He don't even want to get out of bed in the morning. It's a cry for help Jow Forums Cheer this man up immediately! Show the cunt some love

May as well have a decent shite, and ignore the bells

Might as well go to hell with a blow

Feel free user

19 mins to 2019 and reading Robinson Crusoe

>Posting on bant

Reading my arse!

15 mins to 2019 and listening to Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds in Let The Bells Ring

I've heard of palm readers, but nobody's going to predict anything by reading that.

Not me nigga. I'm gonna go downtown and get fuckered up and rub on some hoe.

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12 mins to 2019 and wondering if i should take a shower

Remember to post pics on bant

Why not?

*beep-boop*
*incoming message from the future*
2019 is boring btw

10 minutes to 2019 going to shower once they stop yelling

Checked! Will post hella pics of my ugly mug.
Alright Bong you set pace.
I'll try to find a cute Brit girl to get my hands on and take a pic with.
I might just make some videos and share via kiketube.

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this would be a horrible new year, I just want return to 2012

Who's yelling? Infidels?

BritGirls are Slags mate, shouldn't be a problem for you.

your parents suck, pal

He's 33 yr old ffs! He needs to get his own life

and how do you know that if he's an user?

>Implying I can't sniff out your real IP

are you going to stay up and make sure the lonely leafs have a happy new year, PinkyBong?

Imma find the one qt. Bet. I'll be fucked up. No limits.

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Me.