>SSD starts clicking
SSD starts clicking
Grayson Smith
Aaron Cox
>motherboard tells me to clean my room
Christopher Gray
>uncle pentested the backdoor
Jonathan Gray
Kevin Gray
>Graphics card makes electric stove burner lighting noise
Sebastian Martinez
>RAM starts to make stuck valve lifter noises
Xavier Campbell
Has anyone actually had an SSD fail? I've had an old ass 128gb Samsung as my OS drive for like 8 years and it's still going strong. I did have 2 in a row DOA but that doesn't really count as a drive failing.
Christopher Ramirez
Thread for tide pod eaters
Colton Price
>00002
epic
Gabriel Cooper
>LED's start beeping
James Sanchez
>clicks start storing bytes
Jose Parker
Yes, had a 840 evo fail on me.
IIRC, it was very sudden. like a bunch of random errors, then the computer won't post. all in the span of 4 hours.
Kinda scared that I had a second SSD fail... doesn't show up after a power loss...
David Price
>fixed the broken vacuum tubes on my LEDs
Levi Reyes
>reality starts clicking
Asher Reed
Weird. You'd think an OS drive would fail much faster but maybe I've just gotten lucky. I had a 1TB Samsung let smoke out after booting for the firs time. Store didn't have more in stock so a 1TB Kingston replaced it and the BIOS wouldn't even recognize it. Ended with with some no name 2TB that's been fine for 2 years.
I keep everything backed up on a bunch of old HDDs so I don't really give a shit if a SSD fails except for the time lost getting shit running again.
Ayden Gomez
>processor noclips through the socket
Dylan Ross
all sorts of OCZ, some fake intels off amazon, smattering of samsung, a few kingston but to be fair they were writing all day for years, had too few patriot to see fail.
I've seen all brands of SSD fail really. mushkin, back in the day was a big one with ocz. but I used to sell them and now i'm mopping up mistakes of old sysadmins at work. who the fuck puts OCZ into critical servers
Anthony King
this is why you use the AMD sanctioned driver on your threadripper user
Alexander Collins
>fans start to overheat
Logan Collins
>gpu starts sagging
Kayden Ramirez
>encryption key won't turn in the lock
Daniel Lewis
>monitor fluid starts leaking everywhere
Oliver Richardson
>software gets hard
Leo Evans
>mom decrypted the public key
Jace Perry
>cosmic ray causes bits to backflip into the pool
Hunter Bennett
Matthew Thomas
>another intel security hole is found
Christian Rogers
>security hole is too loose to satisfy my big exploit
Robert Thompson
>AMD fixed the hardware bug with a software patch
Asher Kelly
>grandma ssh'd into the seedbox again
Joshua Baker
>hdd starts leaking
Tyler Kelly
Thanks for reminding me, I had to vacuum my apartment
Lincoln Myers
William Torres
I bet that thing still works.
Nathaniel Morales
that'll buff out
Jordan Brooks
>Cpu cooler Fan overheat
>psu bios crash
>lab adapter bsod
>windows update stops at 50% (permanently)
>usb stick out of will
>failed case reboot
>central processor syntax error
>water refreshed browser
Daniel Russell
>Algae in the cooling loop dies after bloom
Christian Sullivan
>Smartwatch plays the Windows XP boot theme
Josiah Campbell
>exit vim
Hunter Taylor
:qa!
Isaiah Hall
perverse
Xavier Martin
well?? Did he get in?
Josiah Morales
What's the point of decrypting public key?
Aaron Martin
stop lying
SSD didn't exist until like 2015
Jonathan Perry
>hardware gets soft
William Clark
>hard disk controller failed 2min ago
>hdd not even detected by bios now
Colton Foster
RAM fans approach 100%
Ayden Morgan
what lmao
William Sullivan
She cute would fugg
Jack Jones
Yep.
Best way to make an ssd fail, is suspend and drain the battery.
Colton Sanchez
nope. the fucking ancient 64gb one I bought for my OS partition back then is still running, just in my mom's laptop.
Daniel Baker
that's one sexy tummy
Carson Robinson
>SSD
yeah fking right
Brandon Wilson
i wish that were me
Owen Carter
>CPU emits more heat per square millimeter than space shuttle entering atmosphere
Andrew Miller
>CPUs liquid starts leaking
Landon Sanchez
>CPU starts emitting radiation
John Clark
>Grandma accepted the pull request
Parker White
>NIC starts whistling
Cameron Rogers
It became stronger with mitigations? Wtf Lisa stop raping Intel in the ass this has to be illegal
Tyler Fisher
BIOS chip starts clicking
Hunter Fisher
This man is delusional.
Hunter Diaz
>fan starts overheating
Aaron Rodriguez
>forgot to refill the NIC's magic smoke tank
Gavin Moore
>Mouse Laser Needs Cleaning
Luis Scott
>BIOS starts growing hair
Hunter Hernandez
>POSToffice is closed
Carter Brooks
>mom PM'd you the fix
John Martin
>radiation from monitor gives me eye cancer
Dominic Bailey
>mouse keeps getting into your cookies
Easton Kelly
this is the quality content that keeps me coming back to this board
thank you lads
Andrew Rivera
guys my ssd is mounted upside down is that ok
Nathaniel Bell
your mom is mounted upside down
Brody Smith
Idk ask your mom
Jaxson James
>liquid crystals start leaking from my monitor
Andrew Richardson
lel
those always get me
Levi Campbell
shut up
Isaac Harris
>forgot to change the oil in my power supply
Joshua Howard
>gento starts uninstalling
Parker Long
>heatsink drivers crash
Nicholas Garcia
>mom found the pi-hole
Lincoln Morgan
>bees start dying near the 5G tower
Elijah Stewart
>coworker does the needful
Owen Scott
> brother interrupted the wifi by starting AOL
even though I told him I was doing my fucking homework
Camden Wright
>WLAN cable disconnects
Jaxson Campbell
>floor dents the thinkpad
Joseph Walker
>SSD makes dial up tone on boot
Aiden Murphy
>Webcam posts
Austin Martinez
>3700x hits 110c
Landon Cox
>mouse begins to proliferate
Sebastian White
>Keyboard starts double-typing
Jackson Hughes
>sticky keys disabled
Jaxon Walker
>webcam led start blinking
Jeremiah Martinez
>switched to windows
Angel Sanders
>RAM is too random
Charles Walker
>weed starts smoking
Evan Davis
>Mom forgot to flash the BIOS again
Juan Allen
>naked RMS flashes across my vision during a single frame each time I'm about to click install for a closed source proprietary software
Jason Jones
*ROM
Daniel White
>Big sister inserts floppy disk into the broadband bandwidth port