My new years resolution is to stop masturbating

notify us when you inevitably fail so we can laugh at your lack of self control

I wished you luck to call me based

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my new years resolution is to get muscles just like pic related(the one on the right)

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Mine is to stop self harming.

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np based anonymous anime poster

other akari poster said he's leaving Jow Forums and might be back in a month idk if he was just joking or not but it's going to be a boring month if he wasn't (not that i don't like you guys you're cool too)

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>wasting time working to get muscles but still look like a twink
lole

i dont think that'd take so long to achieve also twinks are perfect id never want to be anymore muscular

oh so that was him

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ok
yeah he replied to another thread with someone saying they're leaving

same dude, same.

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except i wont fail because i have a strategy for not failing
based
getting fit is coole but stop being gay
good idea
im going to change my typing style so you cant recognize me

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It will take a fuckton of time m8
especially chest

you can try but i'll probably still be able to recognize you lol
i like your typing style tho

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i can assure you you would not be able to recognize me

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> i have a strategy for not failing
mind sharing your totally infallible strategy?
don't tell me it involves a chastity cage

ok good luck with that

change your typing style back after a little while plz because if i don't recognize you then i won't be able to find you again lole...

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chastity cages are for homos
i usually masturbate when im bored so whenever im bored ill just do something that requires focus
>if i don't recognize you then i won't be able to find you again lole...
do you make friends at school

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yeah but i'm shy idk they always ask why i don't talk a lot

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how do you respond

i just say "i don't know"

heh

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what do you mean by that

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you have to give an alpha male response so they stop asking

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idk it's basically my only unique personality trait so i don't care that much lol

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fuck this is difficult im just going to sleep so i dont end up masturbating
good night r/international_random

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I'm going to stop washing my balls

The whole year?

i lied im not sleeping lole
thats the hope

youll cum in your sleep multiple times or your balls will explode so whats the point

its not ejaculation that i dont want, its masturbation. i dont think its wrong to say im addicted to masturbating and i spend too much time doing it

If you really still feel like masturbating you can try masturbating without looking at porn. It's a different experience and might help you masturbate less overall if you can get used to it. But good luck either way.

hope u have ad block of the fucking ads on this site.

Based

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