Teach me something about the United States

you times the number of stars by the number of stripes to get the average yanks weight

Full of fatasses

I've seen seagulls flying as far up the Mississippi as Iowa.

states named after rivers are only on one side of that river
a different state is on the other side

when naming towns nobody bothered to check if the name was already taken so they have multiple places with the same name

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they give things from other countries a different name and then try to tell the person who's country the thing is from they are using the wrong name for it

this is my mommy, she fights for our freedom, and disposed of saddam's wmd.

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dey fat

New Jersey is the best state in the US

some one from jersey claim to be italian...
But they aren't...
ever...

she fights for neo colonialism and for corporation profits

quality of life is actually decent here

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Hahahahhhahahahah

We got black and guns and we're doing fine.

It's your system that is at fault. And Americans are too stubborn to realize it.

Keep living in your fantasy redneck.

Your biscuits are retarded
I've been to your country.
It was okay, needed more white people.

that actually looks delicious

Also, I know of two Sequoia Trees that are in Swiss cheese land.
They're native to the US and in theory shouldn't be anywhere else in the world.

I bought a gun from an outdoors/hunting store in 5 minutes. Filling out the application was the longest part. The background check was instant.

Don't give me that bs I have seen jersey shore

Everyone acts really nice while you're there, but once you leave they talk shit about you.

How so?

Appalachia is the best part of the US and no niggers live there.

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The only country where black people are better than whites

Wouldn't that be your own fault for buying them from Africa in the first place

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Unfortunately they live where all the jobs are. What could I do for a living out there?

Exactly, she fights for American freedom.

No, it does not.

Real Americans can hardly name another state that's not their own let alone a country. Most people that aren't political are isolationist drones who think the world it 100 miles of land. Including me

oh

This is a true American burgoir

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQU_VPbv_sU

We're not all fat and dumb. While plenty are ignorant, we do like to learn some stuff about others.
At least here in North Dakota

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Texas was once an independent nation

Unless you live in the urban core of a big city, you're gonna need a car to get around

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nice state dude, I just want to live there. California is so fucking bluepilled

I've heard that people from North Dakota are very kind - is this true?

Better

Only 37% of Americans can name their congressman.

In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.

Government shouldn’t matter. That’s a good thing.

Live in Oklahoma, we pretty much want to be apart of Texas. We are the "most" republican state. We love guns , and life isnt so bad except for one thing....

You know the whole
>Le 56% meme
Yeah well thats not true and i can easily explain why , living in Oklahoma you realize something ver few outside of this state even know much about.

Whats that???
>Native American Tribes

Or as i call them race traitor sellouts, they are overall are probably 80-90% pure white, blonde hair blue eyes, white people...They are only like 3% or so Prairie nigger, and they only claim this to get free handouts. Its totally fucked, they get free hunting and fisihn liscence. They get damn near free car tags, some give reimbersments on UTILITIES. Some tribes pay for you to get a free fucking house, they also have free daycare healthcare and child care. They depending on the tribe get checks worth thousands when they hit 18. And ass all this happens they bitch in blissful ignorance at whites about how hard they have it and need more free shit.

Needless to say this pisses whites off en mass as time goes by this becomes more evident. Its total bullshit.

The worst part of all are the casinos , they hire or atleast try to hire only people who are members of one of the tribes, so if your a normal white person your shit out of luck in some areas. The news calls whites racist etc, yet we experience real racism right in the middle of America and its Tribes oppressing whites. They are corrupt and mafia like and they run casinos that basically steal stupid peoples money but they also squander the funds as little to no improvements are done in nearby towns the tribes actually own.

Its so fucking decadent its ridiculous, idk how boomers have dealt with this cancer growing so long. Casinos are high paying jobs, in the newspapers they literally say
>Tribe member preferred
Imagine literally writing job listing "whites preferred"

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ACCEPTABLE

>oil

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Oil? Has nothing to do with the tribes of the NE, what are you getting at.?

Throw salt over your shoulder.
youtube.com/watch?v=rXaENvEzKTY

While known for our Ameriburgers, we're really more about that Americorn

The biggest temperate rainforests in the world are in the Pacific Northwest. It's a beautiful climate. We don't have the same architectural and historical richness as Europe, but natural lebenstraum is something you should see irl.

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Are those BBQ sandwiches? We don't have those at american McDonalds

White southern rednecks you mean

We have more prisoners than any other country (total population and per-capita) and our police kill over 1,000 people each year.

youtube.com/watch?v=KN7-lcf6CeQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Interesting

The U.S. is so large that it's hard to pinpoint one exact culture or stereotype that accurately describes a majority of the population in the country as a whole.

>get shot
?

Somehow not even. Even I'M surprised, and I'm the American.

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Wow, nice. Wait, isn't that one of the states that's really racist?

How strange...

COUNTRY ROADS

Literally impossible. NJ is literally New York's armpit

I wouldn't be talking the Philippines literally has a whole "Negros Occidental"

Looks like the McRib.

it's pretty fucking lame

THEY ARE FAT AND GET SHOT

Michigan is home to the great lakes and claims ownership of most of the water.
Get fucked

That's all you need to know.

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It's filled with ungrateful indoctrinated retards that don't understand what they have and the responsibility that comes with it.
bitchute.com/video/-Uz19w7tf1U/

indiana sucks, theres your fun fact. we've got racing, corn, and a shitty highway department, at least down south

STFU fat fuck. We know your a bedridden Jow Forums lifer

I'm not fat either user. Most Americans shame fat people (at least in my area). I actually have trouble staying above 145lbs and try to gain weight.

this except im the only one shaming fat people because everyone else here is fat

We burned down the White House in 1812.

British with 007 id

Who the fuck is that

If u have a uncut (aka. Real dick) cock u are disgusting to the most part of brainwashed population

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It's a cool time brother.

Midwest is best. Small towns. Goofy traditions. Lots and lots European last names.

>New Jersey
Only if your in Cape May, the rest NJ is absolute shit and no one knows how to drive there.

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