8-bit guy

This is AST Computers how can I assist you?

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the computer doesn't work

Do you have your serial numbers ready?

no. where is it?

These threads which appear daily are nothing more than poorly disguised attemprts at advertising this guy.
This is against the board's rules.
MODS!

literally better off. I disapprove of trannies as a general rule but this one is an exception. The fundamental mistake most trannies make is that they become less sexually attractive as the other sex, this is not one of those cases.

that's not him he lives in dallas, tx not rose city, mi

Check the back of the computer for the serial and part number tags.

*gets up grunting*
*looks behind the monitor*
Yeah, it's SN14M57UP1D
Part number is DELL

except he looks like a clown who got swallowed and vomited out halfway through digestion, could've just shaved his head clean and he would come out way fuckin better

Sir, that is the TV screen, I need the Computer serial and part tags to help with support.

what

newfag

No.

As the race continues, we cut to camera 5. The daily drivers are about to pass the second checkpoint.
wwwwwwwwWwrrtt...
Ah theres Random Lady in background. It looks like she has to make a pit stop. I wonder what that wa-
wwwwwwWWwWAIIIIAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMWWilIO00OUuuuaaaamammmmmmmmm
My God!!! Michael, did you 8-bit Guy pass by Random Lady? Straight over the bridge! What determination!
Quickly,cut to camera 6 across the river!
wwwwwRWWrwwwrrWRWAMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMMAMAAAAAAAAAAAIIUUUUU
HES GOING 500 MILES AN HOUR
THAT TRASHCAN PASSED BY HIM LIKE A BLURR

Maybe

every time

I don't know.

Did he retrobright himself?

user, you have to look at it with the frame of what their prospective partner could be. Before, he could bag himself an equally out of shape female looking to marry. Now he can only get a chubby and slightly autistic 5'4 black man.

Can you repeat the question?

yes you transphobe, it is her

kind of handsome desu senpai

No surprises there, he's dimebag darrell's cousin

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Stop shilling e-celebs you assholes!

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>has wife+kid
>into electronics
>can program
nah, not our Jow Forumsuy, see the cucklead.

He drank the retrobrighting water.
Literally H2O2 + a shit ton of dissolved plastic

aww
why do images like this make me so sad? I feel it like a punch in the gut. Same when I see photos of Terry A Davis when he was younger. I want to give my parents a hug.

nice

Women are supposed to have hair.

We did it 4channel!
Edit: thanks for the ban kind stranger!

Why are humans allowed to look like this?

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Well, this is his newest video, so no.

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> rose city, mi
user, I…

I'll be honest out of the two pictures I have no fucking idea which one is the gayist or cringe worthyest.

he's only Stanya when she moderates on weekends

Goddamn! The dedication.

>that fat ass
yep, it's him alright

stunning and brave, reminder to all you so called 'men' that if you dont want to fuck this beautiful woman you are a sexist transphobicistist hitler loving nazi!

good one user

>if you dont want to fuck this beautiful woman you are a sexist transphobicistist hitler loving nazi!
OK then.

meant to quote

go do it then
they won't say no

I only ever open these threads to see this specific webm

I'd rather be a nazi.

Very epic, put me in the screencap
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Edit2: Whoa my inbox is full, thanks skullhon!

Can’t help but laugh.

>here's your new discord server mod

stop trying so hard

My dad would say no

your dad doesn't deserve a hug

Hes gonna take you back to the past
To use the computers that sucked ass

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That's not him. Fuck off.

8bit boomer seems like a nice guy, hope all these memes about him are just that, memes for a bit of laughs

the chad stride

I don't follow "tech memes" and I don't know him but he looks like a cuckold.

He'd rather have
A corporation
Take a diarrhea dump on his wallet

Stop repeating the same """epic""" joke

Oh really

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I'd like to remind you that guy is Texan and collects weapons. He'd probably kill you without hesitation if you pissed him off, if he didn't already.

he is way too powerful

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He can't keep getting away with it

>8 bit guy here walking streets of texas today
>I got emails from you guys that zoomers like to smash up old computers outside this texas de brazil
>I have here my trusty gun, lets go investigate some back alleys and see where these zoomers hide out