Pregnancy prevention tech

Hey duds
I dont wanna pull PVC on my cock each time when I fuck with my ex
what do

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you are a degenerate.

am I ?
What am I supposed to do
Play Quake alone in lobby all day while modern age is ruining every love Ive ever had in my life?

make her take the day after pill - plan b

you pull out and leave it on her face.

fuck your hand, dummy.
hands can't get pregnant and they don't have shitty opinions.

thansk duds
i guess pulling out sounds best
how safe is the method ( i need actual statistics )

100% of the time i pulled out she didn't get pregnant. usually lots of alcohol involved so idk if that reduced chance of pregnancy. I haven't had precum since i was a young teen except for if theres hours of foreplay. It's the preferred birth control method of our dear prophet Muhammad

>how safe is the method
0% safe. women can't get pregnant if you don't crack their eggs with your boner. pulling out won't help if you crack your girls eggs while pushing your boner in her.

I have more ml precum than IQ cells and ive just pounded girl for like 3 hours
how safe am I ?

Stick it in the pooper

Don't have sex.

Do HRT
Become the gf

jerking off to anime girls instead worked for me so far

There is a anti baby shot she can take once a month in a drugstore.

>There is a anti baby shot she can take once a month in a drugstore.
That won't stop STDs.

This

duds i think i fucked up
i remember her as sweetest girl , took me 20 minutes to penetrate into her and she could barely take it, 2 years later after she moved to big town , I go through her as if she was butter after 2 minutes
Now my worry is where i get tested for sexual hazzard

Abstinence is the ultimate birth control method. The only one that's 100% effective, full stop.
Practice monogamy, form a family, have kids.

Rub toothpaste on the head of your penis every day for a week.

AHHHHHHH
LOOK AT THAT SEXY PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY
FUCKING ITALIANS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
MY DIC/k/ IS HARD; THANKS