Which programming language will help me lose my virginity?

well to cut the discussion short
right makes my dick hard
left is disgusting

>he's not tall enough for his hwc to point downward at the slut
you'll never make it

ultra kek

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do you guys know some porn, where actress are doing position on right, they have arched back?

look up monroe
your dick can thank me later

Does it count as anal if you put your penis inside the stinky bleeding puss filled dilating hole?

No, that’s guro.

no that doesn't count as anything. why wouldn't dickgirls chop off the dick

literally doggystyle.

because thats what discordians and rustaceans do

i want to smell a girls feet so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

if index starts from 0 then 1st time isn't gay

Ahem.

Social programming, you program her in order to be essential to her, so much she'd do anything to please you.

Left is a more novice posture for that sex position. The vagina is closed off making it harder.
Right is much more ideal. The vagina is more open, optimal for love making :).

Virgins/inexperienced girls don't arch their backs. You have to teach them. If a girl is arching her back, don't date her.

>if a girl is a virgin/clean dont date her, only date used cumdumpsters

worst advice I have ever seen!

can you read?

it's doggystyle, the one on the left is doing it wrong. The first time I came with sex was with this position. She had a cute anus.

ITT: incels trying to prove that they ever had sex

You mean you had sex before and didn't cum?

No, but right before that we did the cowgirl position and I didn't cum.

My fucking sides.

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>She had a cute anus.
stopped taking you seriously right there

Why?

I was literally looking for this image to show my wife what she's doing wrong. Thanks.

I know it doesn't make any sense but the one on the right is called arching your back even though the left one is more like an arch.

because it reeks b8

holy shit this thread is full of betas

don't pay attention to thots that value their sex appeal over everything else. if a woman is cleaning something, why is she spending effort on increasing her sex appeal rather than getting the fucking job done?

yes i would much prefer the woman do it with no clothes on but at the same time shit has to get done at some point and thottery will not get in the way of it

Wife tits or gtfo.

another incel pretending to have sex

>She
>a cute anus

Can confirm what and .

Ex-gf would do right and she was about my size and height. Could only hit her cervix in certain positions (front, legs up).

Current gf is Asian and has a much smaller pussy and depth. Can hit her cervix in missionary. She can't do right, only left for doggy.

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>Which programming language will help me lose my virginity?
Scheme

so you guys are saying if I want a pure gf and she is arching her back when making that umm...invitational pose then I should pass?

No, just ask her where she learned that. Could be from porn the same way we learned it.

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just push her back down you beta faggot

oh, so you're a virgin then.

yes im a virgin with a micropenis with low IQ that is too dumb to breathe

every girl i fucked curves like left pic how do i find one that curves down

i did, but she comes backs up. and i can't hold her all the fucking time i wanna focus on the fuckus

kek

what fucking universe do you live in where calling out broads for roastie shit is incel behavior

kek

>every girl i fucked curves like left pic
I feel bad for you bro. Right is objectively better.

All posters above me are kissless handholdless virgins

I doubt that, several of them were discussing how the girls they've romanced use the left position instead of the right.

kill yourself jordan

Right is higher eostreogen.

Really I've just seen this as an elementary sex tip for women, sag the back in the middle like right picture.

Why in the fuck would you only date virgin girls? That narrows down the options to girls under 17 or complete uggos.

no i mean really arched, like pic rel
which monroe? natalia monroe?

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>That narrows down the options to girls under 17
Based

The one she has to use

Same, thank you

ITT: virgins that don't realize by arching her back you go deeper and hit the inside wall towards her belly button maximizing her pleasure
>Have sex