Wow! Coders look like that!?

Wow! Coders look like that!?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndsey_Scott
stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/lyndsey-scott?tab=answers
raywenderlich.com/992-introduction-to-google-cardboard-for-ios
stackoverflow.com/questions/27207278/how-to-turn-flashlight-on-and-off-in-swift/27334447#27334447
stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/lyndsey-scott
github.com/LyndseyScott/Meme-Maker
twitter.com/AnonBabble

i guess 1 in 10000000 has got to be hot.

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also a nigger

>841st

>program code

>python & javaids
into the trash it goes

knowing that amount of programming languages
means to be suck in all of theme

>MIPS
Unironically based

Probably knows more about low level stuff than 75% of Jow Forums

thats not a coder thats just a bimbo that gets a free ride and gets companies, politicians, etc. begging them to join "tech" and offering them free shit for doing so, then gets praised for knowing the bare minimum

Imagine being so insecure you get threatened by an attractive woman with programming ability

>I have 27481 points on StackOverflow....
Jesus Chris, things like this make me hate Plebbit and PajeetOverflow

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Yeh, I am SURE she's an important contributor

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>841st
>fastest growing company
you cannot make this up

WTF I love niggers now.

>841st
>fastest growing (eg. increased their sales to 3 per year up from 1)
>stackoverflow
>bachelor's degree

This is literally a crosspost I saw this morning on r/all from Reddit.

Is this what Jow Forums is now? They used to get their content from us. What happened?

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>I have 27481 points on StackOverflow
>I'm on the iOS tutorial team
>841st fastest growing company in the US
>double majored in computer science and theater
Is that supposed to be a joke?

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t. seething college dropout
t. retard who doesn't know anything about programming
>reddit points are received for shitposting and give you insight into who is the e-celeb
>SO points are received for providing helpful answers and give you insight into who is the professional
>they are the same thing
cope harder mcdonalds employee

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>double majored in computer science and theater
You should see her play
>Objective C in Three Acts

...

>I just saw this age old post on Reddit
>on reddit
>reddit spacing
>what happened
Yeah I wonder that too.

have sex

>MIPS
aka she took an OS class and never used it again

>reddit spacing
I will do this till the end of time if it means you prefer an unreadable wall of text

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Look like what? A malnourished niggress?

only a newfag redditor would call that unreadable
you need to fuck off

>SO points are received for providing helpful answers and give you insight into who is the professional

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndsey_Scott
>She learned the Java and C++ programming languages and the MIPS architecture at Amherst College, but taught herself the skills she used for writing her own applications in Python, Objective C, and iOS.[3][6]
>She says that though she enjoyed programming in college, she went into acting and modeling professionally because she never saw herself spending her life around other computer programmers; after graduating, most of her programming was done alone.[34]
>yfw this woman is a bigger chad than all the posters in this thread combined

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Look at all of this anal anger because I like to press "return" on my posts every now and then.

I don't know how this originally came from Reddit, but I will continue to make you seethe like the fragile faggot you are.

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yes, you're le epic troll, don't forget to put on a trip too

You're right. You can tell someone's new when they complain about 'reddit spacing'. It's just spacing, and to complain about that is highly autistic

So where is her code? Looks like the same shit as that carlie does coding bullshit or whatever it is.

>Java, C++, Python etc..
She's one of those motherfuckers who think they know a programming language just because they've written a few loops and methods. Been a Java and Scala programmer for years, written countless applications/services, libraries, maven/gradle/sbt plugins and I sometimes still feel like a noob and am afraid to call myself a Scala programmer because Im afraid someone better may laugh at me. And then this whore comes along and claims to be a Java let alone C++ programmer lmfao. I learned C++ at Uni and wrote some game hacks back then but I would never call myself a C++ programmer.

meanwhile in the real world she is schooling brainlets on how to write code for ios
stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/lyndsey-scott?tab=answers

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I hate women and they shouldn't even have rights at this point, but this isn't a Jow Forums thread, fuck off

I'm not even hating her. I'm just saying stackoverflow is a shithole full of ego stroking retards talking about "the right way" to do a certain thing.

here's a tutorial written by her on how to start writing vr enabled apps for ios using the google cardboard vr sdk:
raywenderlich.com/992-introduction-to-google-cardboard-for-ios

Yes, that is correct. Remember when people were getting upset when told to "learn to code"? It is because coding is for beautiful and attractive and smart and intelligent folks (such as 83% of Jow Forums), and many real world non-coders are simply not aesthetic enough to be coders.

Non-coders are often quite jealous of the brains+beauty combo that is required to become a coder... but there is really nothing that can be done about that. Maybe plastic surgery?

It's called imposter syndrome, don't worry fren its real.

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>99% of her programming is just GUI on iOS
come back with a prettier girl who does low level, with evidence
then I'll be impressed

thats weird, there are a million helpful people on that site giving answers for over 10 years but shes the only one that got an article for doing so

stackoverflow.com/questions/27207278/how-to-turn-flashlight-on-and-off-in-swift/27334447#27334447

That's about the kind of questions I expected her to answer, lmao.

it's because of seething incels who take one look at the name and then spend hours screeching about their treetop clubhouse being invaded by girl cooties
>haha i could learn about ios quirks too ... i'm smart enough i think ... s-stupid women a-amirite guise???

Nyet, my uni is top in CS and there are a lot of cuties going into CS when seats fill immediately. A lot bc of women in STEM push, even more because every guy thinks they'll get their dick wet. And mostly CSlets don't need math but want a "science" job.

If you take a look at her StackOverflow contributions you can see she's full of shit. Overr half of her answers are flat out wrong or terrible advice.

>moving the goalposts
>"it is not enough for you to simply be above my level, you have to demonstrate that you are at the top of the field for a nobody such as me to run out of cope"
the seething is going out of control

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>MIPS

Guessing she went through an undergrad program, I can't think of any reason to use MIPS in real life. Still that's more than most of Jow Forums can handle

>lying on the internet

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>a nobody on Jow Forums vs a literal who from a pseudo porn mag
Name one woman you know in real life who reads Victoria's Secret to peruse lingerie. I'll wait an eternity and you won't be able to name a single person. Autists on Jow Forums are and always will be superior to turbosluts who sell their bodies and/or images to make money.

>he's incapable of making a simple user search on StackOverflow

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>tfw no black software engineer supermodel gf

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>he's incapable of understanding any of the answers
>he's incapable of looking at the reputation points
>he's incapable of looking at the top answers list

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I smell angry incel

>internet points on StackOverflow matter
>top answers on StackOverflow are always completely accurate and totally answer the original question
>he can't understand it so no one else can

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>implying i won't get called a liar by saying i know a woman in real life on a tibetan basket weaving internet letter exchange

>law of large numbers does not apply to the internet
>inaccurate top answers never get called out for being inaccurate
>pretends to have programming knowledge on Jow Forums

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>attractive

>woman

That's a man / tranny.

>this person can program code in...
What the fuck is that sentence

>ITT bitter incels

>she went into acting and modeling professionally because she never saw herself spending her life around other computer programmers
It hurts, but I don't blame her

Fit in harder faggot

>she doesn't know COBOL
that's real cute and all, sweetie, but you can go back to the kitchen now. The men are talking.

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if you're fluent in C++ that obviously makes you a C++ programmer, imposter syndrome or not
go get some balls

>>she doesn't know COBOL
>that's real cute and all, sweetie, but you can go back to the kitchen now. The men are talking.
cobol was invented by a woman, sweaty

yeah this was not a good field to get into guys
what do now

echo "841st" | cut -c 3-

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a woman who actually knew how to code
rather than a thot who took some programming in college

poetry, it truely is poetry

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i drop out because of hostile enviroment

meanwhile she literally invented how to use copper inside of your cpu while working at ibm at a time where women in tech were practicly non existence

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This.

kill yourself whiteknights
>hehe le muh incel have sex lol
fuck off already, she nor any woman will ever notice you

Based

you are comparing an actual engineer that let her work speaks for itself vs a literal thot that saw the easy way to make money

>implying I'm not a low level programmer
>implying I'm moving goal posts when I only set one standard
that standard is to be on par with any C programmer
y i k e s

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post her stack overflow.

stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/lyndsey-scott

weird, her top posts all have comments saying they dont work while the second most upvoted answers say theyre the most simple..?

That isn't even reddit spacing you retard

She's still not going to have sex with you.

Imagine how much of an incel you would have to be to be threatened by a pretty girl who can program and has a somewhat decent job.

I'll post in her stackflow if you know what I mean

no, "I'll cause her stack to overflow"

>with programming ability

github.com/LyndseyScott/Meme-Maker
dear god

It's a big world, I guess someone had to be legit. I've occasionally met attractive female programmers, but they are damn rare

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She's not even part of the company anymore.

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MIPS is not a language
>t. MIPS user

AHHHHH REDDIT
LE LE LE LE LE
FUUUUCK

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>pretty
I know it's subjective but I'd argue.

She's not hot.
Look at those out of proportion long arms.

I mean props for getting a bachelors in CS I suppose

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>Can code in python, c++, java, MIPS and objective-c
I seriously doubt this. Her github / stackoverflow suggests she only knows objective-c / swift (basically easy-as-shit, pajeet tier languages).
I bet she only knows the very basics of the others but still tells people she "knows" them.

>Bachelors degree
doesn't mean a thing. The vast majority of universities are so shit at teaching cs and basically give a degree to anyone who can write (or cant write) fizzbuzz. Also most universities don't actually teach "computer science" (as in discrete math, the theory of computation & automata theory) They're basically a glorified "HTML for beginners" course.

>27481 SO point
if you check out her SO account: stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/lyndsey-scott
you'll see that all her answers are basically for pajeet tier, simple, questions. This really isn't impressive & most people can do this.

>Why 41% of women in tech drop out
because most women go into tech to "innovate" and "think outside the box" and think they are going to be the next steve jobs. Once they realize what cs actually is they drop the fuck out.

>mcdonalds employee
Libtards once again showing that they hate working class people

i'll make fun of anyone who claims they're hot shit because they have a lot of points on SO and work for some literal who startup, doesn't matter if it's a greasy indian neckbeard or a world class supermodel
consider suicide white knight subhuman

because it gets clicks from angry retarded nigger crossboarers from Jow Forums. you are human cattle because your IQ is sub 90. you fucking retard

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>incel spends time analyzing every facet of this womans professional and personal life
>wonders why articles like this are written when all that matters is clicks
>is too low IQ to realize he's human cattle. specifically prodded to get clicks
you're literal trash lmao

why does it look like she's wearing childrens' character underwear?

>if you engage in anything you are human cattle
you must have a boring life