Window

>be me
>it's 3 am
>hear something outside like a bang on my window
>not the first time
>very confusing because I can't tell if he's breaking in
>very annoying
What should I do /b/

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He might be testing the waters for a break in, seeing how you respond
Show him you will not be an easy target

idk it doesn't seem like it
there are a few breaks then he leaves
besides there is always someone at home
however we have been robbed once in 2005

start shooting

And I'm not a pussy ass bitch ima fight a gipsy any day of the fucking week
I have severe depression mate kill me see if I care

We don't have guns :/

Of coarse the American suggests a simply gun.

I say you invite the fellow in for some maple syrup whiskey, talk to him, trick him into telling you where he lives, then start to slowly fuck with him, until you eventually break in, and eat his first born child.

kek

Hmm, well it could just be somebody messing with you
does he usually come at the same time or is it more random?

OH FUCK I THINK HE IS BREAKING IN TO MY NEIGHBOR
I hear his door beeing shanked
well they're fucked

Call the cops

Fuck, you should really call the cops then

Well there is nothing and no one there
reallly they died this year (old age)

Nigga my heart is beating like hell rn I can barely type

They might come to your house next if you don't call the cops dumbo

Ima wake up my dad

jerk off on him

>/b/
get the fuck out

If they were trying to break into your home then (if you're able) you should contact your local police or something. Even if no one is living next door it may prevent future robberies.

well shit

Fuck yes
My dad checked and he found nothing no door unlocked no windows damaged nothing
Thank god

They are dumb however cuz everytime they tried to break in my family woke up and checked

Update I hear noise again but ima stare at the window til 10 am if needed

nice

damn, good luck Romania

Good luck man. Keep safe