Surveillance street robot

Suppose you need to build a surveillance robot able to move in the street with the following conditions:

>It as to be quite
>able to recharge it self
>people shouldn't notice it
>able to move around the city
>able to do simple computer vision task to make actions.

What shape should it have?

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A snake

I don't think that would be legal user.

a kite
just string up a GoPro or some shit, i dunno

Christ, Agent Smith, do your own home work.

Pigeons are surveillance robots, change my mind.

>What shape should it have?
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>It as to be quite
No one wants to hear you talk
>able to recharge it self
Bring little sandwiches in a bag
>people shouldn't notice it
How often do people even notice you?
>able to move around the city
Unless you're morbidly obese you can walk around
>able to do simple computer vision task to make actions.
Check

Paying some sad loser to follow people around is much easier than building spy planes. If they get noticed then people assume they're just creeping.

Getting people to not notice it is the hard part. What's your exact acceptable threshold for % of people who see it thinking it's out of place?

Make it light enough to deploy a parachute or wings and catch a ride on the wind like a spider.

> like a spider.
An spider would be great , but how do you create an artificial web so it can move around?

solar powered reconnaissance blimp train

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>make any robot
>plaster it in printedadvertisements, sponsor logos, and LED lights flashing to draw as much attention as possible
>no one will want to look at it or think it's suspicious

>blimp
Helium its very expensive year per year.
Hydrogen ....

make it run on hot air then

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>blimp
it needs a large volume and it has to get very hot on hot days so it can fly higher.

Unironically this.

maybe a spider is the wrong example, a flying insect like a dragonfly or a bee would be a better model

I now believe this conspiracy theory

a smartphone attached to a human being

a fly, or a mouse.
or wait for self driving cars and then have one patrol the streets taking pictures.

A cat. People will notice it but it's cute.

>A cat.
people tends to be cruel with cats.

This is a shockingly good answer.
You could even just have someone driving around in a car and nobody would think twice about it as long as it had an advertisement plastered on it.

Kind of a scary thought.

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>misses the point
>reddit shit
>contributes nothing
Amazing.

drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion