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return 0;

spawning new threads

Lots of comments

Null pointer

#define SEX 0

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; more; yes; whoami; fsck; flush; umount; sleep;

Buffer overflow

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Compilation error.

hello r/Jow Forums

based

Polymorphism
OOP(s, the condom broke)

..I got nuffin.

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classic

long double

>OOP(s, the condom broke)

dont know why that got me

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static void

Brute force

NP-hard
Statically, strongly typed (no gay shit)

Extensive documentation

return false;

Observer design pattern;)

weak reference

abstract void method

Any programming technique works for me. Women don't understand it, and aren't interested.

print("OP is a faggot and my dick makes him look like a girl")

Object Oriented

fifo

Anonymous function

Packet storm

while True:

Inheritance

I get a lot of pull requests.

ADDI r0,r0,1
increase_power:
SLL r0,r0,2
J increase_power
end

3D vector math, heavy on theory, memorized using the right hand rule.

u(ri)nary operator

Never gets old.

SEX. GAY SEX WITH MEN. AIDS. SUICIDE BEFORE I'M 30.

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>GET girl
>403 error
>sql injection
>brute force

>;
>not &&
nice

if(false){haveSex();}

the needful has been do

while (1) {
fuck();
}

#!/bin/bash

haha what a funny thread! can i share it with my friends on facebook?

RECURSION

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if(newfag == true){
seethe++;
}

Tightly copuled and string oriented.

#undef sex

#ifdef sex
do_the_sex();
#endif

this but LIFO

while(sex.equals(true))
{
fuck();
}

IndexOutOfRangeException

Microsoft

invalid argument, expected object Female, received object Hand

>>> import sex
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "", line 1, in
import sex
ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'sex'

def sucksDick():
if user == OP:
return True

Roblox Lua.
It comes to me easy and is hard for the kids who use it to understand.

>pyshell
>piss hell
Yep, that's python.

>>> fuck("girlfriend")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "", line 1, in
File "", line 2, in fuck
NotImplementedError: girlfriend is not available.

static void

You have to install it on your pip first

I can't even program, so that should tell you the state of my sexual prowess

alias sex="yes daddy|more"

de-referencing a NULL pointer

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This but unironically

while(true) thrust();

moan();
function moan() {
alert('ooowh!');
}

P Y T H O N

while (1){

}
get_a_gf();
have_sex();

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int age = 12;

Error. Object "gf" has no function named "doAnal"
Suggested functions: "getWallet", "sortLaundry", "makeSandwich"

Piping into child process. Pointer size too large. Buffer overflow.

So you get laid about 10 times more than we do.

ROPCHAIN

I always give my code to the compiler if you know what i mean

Multi-threading.

404 error page not found

request timed out

nested ternary expressions

You get your condition optimized and the function, never being called, stripped out. You are going to die a virgin.

NullPointerException

+[--->+++.+++[->++++.-------.--[--->+-.[---->++++.-[--->++-.++++++++++.+[---->++++.---[->++++-.++++[->+++.[--->++.

>Not reading it as py shell
I know that's the joke but you triggered me anyway :eye_roll:

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag and drop it, zip, unzip it

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spinlock

That is literally the joke.

Like the Delphi language.
It's pretty good, but I have to pay for it.

forkbomb

>a start job is running (waiting 1s / 9999s

Partially applied function

USE me;