/csg/ - Chink Shit General - THE REAL DEAL

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/item/32923180286.html
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12-NAoBPPV_nNBqaY1vt7Gke8bthPYqnG0tMLeSDrIKI/edit#gid=0
aliexpress.com/item/32976919220.html
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_kuna
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aliexpress.com/item/32847591326.html
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

"back to school"

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LOL

God, I wish I could stay up for some good ol /csg/, but it's late as fuck, mate. Go to bed.

>* Nice fagot #
That my Mickey right there! see? he always right. He best at what he do!
Mickey Pizzazz, ladies and gentlemen!

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Any cheaper alternative to this that's also rectangular in shape? Shit is 10-25 dollars

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BASED

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They know what the burgers want

>can fire bullets

Any reccomendations for good Android TV boxes that do 4k with no lag? I just want to stream netgay and hulu. Ethernet support and a USB port would be nice too

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Bump, also want to know

any takes on what the best TWS earbuds are?

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Early morning here. 8:57am

>public beta version
dude wat
fags releasing beta software like windows 10 and now beta hardware

yeah i know don't even know whats going on but curious if any other else are any good. Also does the chipset make a real difference?

Are there any (rugged) affordable tablets for kids?
Specs not really important as it's for youtube only.

geekbuying.com/item/UGOOS-AM6-TV-BOX-Amlogic-S922X-2G-16G-2-4G-5G-WIFI-1000M-LAN-BlueBooth-417524.html

>letting your kids watch jewtube

sabbat e12

yeah yeah. jewtube, botnet, blablabla. I don't give a shit, not all of us are scared little paranoid bitches like you.

that sounds jewish

ROLF
enjoy your daughter turning into a man :)

they look pretty nice but they are pretty pricey but I'll check them out

$120 and only 2G/16???

just a reminder to turn off your umatrix/ublock/weird firewall config on checkout
fucking hell i was billed twice

I like the mibox, no ethernet though and I can't vouch for how it handles 4k

I see, thanks for the warning

Myself I am using android emulator for aliexpress so I can get that 1% mobile discount without having their tracking app on my real phone.

200% nice, absolutely based chinaman

What's the current *meme-knife* for box-cutting etc?

>According to witnesses the shooters last words were "Dear friends best wishes on your families"
Fuck, I would love me one of these but I have an autisticly long double bit key

>Dear Friend
>Thanks for your support of our store
>Your package has been sent out which have no tracking information

You dirty chinks better not fuck me

anybody know where to get these?

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What I am for?

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Bump because I'm curious.

just make one with casting resin

Well, it looks like my first dispute has been settled.
Kinda sad in a way. Don't think I have ever had a parcel from overseas get lost en route.

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Anyone with any experience with this ?
Im interested in buying it
I was looking at kindles and shit but with imports the good ones end up costing as much as this thing in a way.
aliexpress.com/item/32923180286.html

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I have this. Better than Air Dots, definitely.

mediatek trash and forever bugged phone.

well, it's a good shit

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been using my xioami airdots every day for 2 months or so now
they sound good, fit nicely, battery life is good for me (I only use them for 1-1.5h at a time)
I can go like a week (probably more) without charging the case
also they're cheap

possible downsides: the tips are proprietary, regular other tips won't fit properly, they stick out more like in pic
you can't skip songs with the buttons, only tapping once for play/pause and tapping twice for google assistant

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When buying 3rd party foam tips there's a fair selection of different sizes for different diameter IEM nozzles, perhaps it would be an easy fix in that respect?

You don’t know how important YouTube is until you have a two year old and you just wanna fucking eat at a restaurant.

>pulling out the ipad at a restaurant
>giving an ipad to a 2 year old
I turned 22 today and I already feel like a boomer for criticising you

Refurbished ipad mini off ebay with a silicone case on it isn't a bad buy, a mipad 4 wouldn't be bad either. An unlocked kindle fire could be good too, if you're ok messing about with it a bit.

>proprietary tips
My god, truly the apple of chinkshit
>having children
Dumb breeder

I feel sorry for your child for having such a shitty parent.

Oh I’m not the original poster for this question but I’m a dad but yeah we have an IPad for my kid.
Can’t be a shitty parent if you always there for them and only hand them a tablet when you want to eat in public.

Are you American? Maybe it's over the weight limit.

>hand them a tablet when you want to eat in public.
Yep, shitty parent alright

I'm looking to buy a msata ssd.
Is kingspec any good?

I've tried 3-4 different types of tips but they all stick out more
they do fit perfectly fine, they just stick out more (even though it's only 1-2mm, I notice a big difference when I put them in)
you can probably do some hack to get them to sit more flush

it's not an issue for me personally since the middle sized ones that were included fit perfectly fine anyway

>
They are pretty good, order them
From the official store
Thanks user, I’m sure you know all about marriage and adulthood

Cheap music players? Preferable

>hand them a book
Better parent?
>hand them toys
Better?
You know you can read and play on tablets right?

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12-NAoBPPV_nNBqaY1vt7Gke8bthPYqnG0tMLeSDrIKI/edit#gid=0
Im just gonna shill this. Also be prepared to install custom rom, my t95q was unstable before I installed one(poison rom).

I'm about to pull the trigger on the One Mix 3 yoga. Just wondering if anybody had experience with it.
It has what I want and I will use it mostly on the train going to work for watching videos, surfing, some drawing and maybe some retro gaming.

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Good. As an experienced chink I wanted a son anyway

>when the teacher doesn't want to close their open dispute
dear friend, you have been warned

I want really cheap shitty earphones.
>be on a train
>some zoomer watching YouTube with their speakers on
>walk over to them
>"hey it seems like you forgot your headphones at home, you can have these"

don't get anything tanix. it overheats, the UI is 720p upscaled and it only supports 30hz at 4K despite the description claiming it has HDMI 2.0
t. have TX3 Max

tfw no cheap AMOLED tablets

>paying that much for chink, flimsy shit

search for earphones on aliexpress and sort by price

The alternative is paying the same amount for a "good brand" and even shittier specs.

You can't sort by price per piece

This x 1000

Also, you get a lot of shit that's displayed as 2 cents and when you click it, it has three colours: two for 2.50, one for 0.02. of course, the cheap one is "sold out"

lmao

Got a chink Modbus to thermoresistor controller, the software is simple but surprisingly solid

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Yeah suck my dick, whipster. I'm always there for my kid, but sometimes I just want 30 minutes to eat my meal in peace.

aliexpress.com/item/32976919220.html
These look like complete shit and are only 50¢ each. Look how thin the wires are lmao

Thanks, friend for making sure there’s more shitty people to fuck up our future.
If you can’t raise a child, don’t fucking make one! Sterilize yourself right now!

They're perfect. The shitty quality expresses that I'm not being nice but passive aggressive

Also: what the fuck, Chong? He pushed the sensor through the ESD bag

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Yay, I made the news!

>this dumbass is parent shaming people because they want to eat and calling them bad parents.

How’s Austin, Texas today you dipshit?

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$1.04 , they have 'samsung' branding on them.
aliexpress.com/item/32867204919.html

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>pays for ali standard shipping
>gets yanwen
Should i open dispute?

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I would.

please understand friend

I bought some of those on the street to use for video calls and shit.
Then i used them for music and oh my god it was the worst experience imaginable.

Ooof

Been waiting 11 days for a China post E-packet which is the longest I have waited for one. (No really) and it’s been at the sorting center for 8 days (I’m guessing it’s in customs) and it’s Pissing me off

>opts for refund after shit gets delayed again
>prease wuait for 24-48 hours!
>contact them again later
>wue arready refunded but (((bank processing))) wirr take 7-14 days, prease wait the same!
WTF! ARE THESE CHINKS TRYING TO ROB ME OR SOEMTHING?

what cable do it get for 4k HDR? will this one work?
aliexpress.com/item/32891883289.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.5e513c00jQ7Rzf&mp=1

They are absolutely the worst for music indeed, but that's what the guy wanted. Shitty earphones.

yes

Ugreen is always good

>paycheck finally sets on bank account
>chwck my wishlist for magnetic hotplates
>all prices extremely inflated
>mfw
what the fuck happened, did the chink bagelcoin increased in value?
is this some trick for Xi to dab on summerfags?
mothetfucker, just a couple of months ago I could find a decent (looking) hotplate for 600 HRK and now they are all 800 and more
the customs are going to buttfuck me if I pay for that much

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>ARE THESE CHINKS TRYING TO ROB ME OR SOEMTHING?
no, are you dumb or something? it's clearly written on their site.

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tf is HRK?

Je li ovo tražiš, komšija?

aliexpress.com/item/4000095013047.html

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_kuna
aka third-world foreign currency

i pity the fools

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>three packages over 60 days
The chink truck carrying my shit caught on fire while on route to the airport, didn't it?

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aliexpress.com/item/32218315642.html

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you know any ali store with decent heavy metal t-shirts (decent stamp quality)?

hmmmm, not the best specs but the price is a bargain, shit if only it had any reviews
here are two hotplates I was eyeballing (before the price increased for 15 or so percent)
aliexpress.com/item/32847591326.html
aliexpress.com/item/32716736941.html
I'm reluctant on buying any, but perhaps I'll end up buying the one you linked just for shits and giggles

I bought four bootlegs on ali and let me tell you, it's not worth it
no seriously, there doesn't seem to be any store selling screen mesh prints, it just shitty prints that fade away waaay too quickly
if you score a good store that does prints on demand (while also has a large customer positive feedback) stick with it, otherwise try to score locally or give up and order merch from bands' online store