How can i become a diversity hire in the usa?

how can i become a diversity hire in the usa?

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When applying don't specify race. The computer will automatically put you ahead of a Whyte boi if there's already too many.

haha in India our cops beat trannies and muzzies and other troublemakers
fuck you white dog, some things are more important than shitting indoors.

23 and me
Get less then 25% nonwhite and you will still pass the Brandenburg test and be allowed into the ethnostate but will still be able to put that shit on a resume.

Just grow your hair out a bit and say you're trans.

I'm literally a cancucked sandnigger and I can't get diversity hired for shit, it's all about contacts unless you've got some meme mental illness.
I wanted to get a job clean as an EE, applied for shit for a month, got two interviews and didn't get hired. Finally gave in and asked a friend for a plug, got hired with only a formality interview, team manager is telling me I'll most likely take his place in a year.
Make smart friends.

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become the nigger

Suck some cock

Be the majority (non-white male)

Be a nigger or a beaner. Chinks and pajeets do not get diversity points

Step 1: Be black or Hispanic
Step 2: Collect gimmedats

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could I pull it off if I'm eastern european? or do they only hire people with darker skin?

cut of your dick and start wearing programming socks

Do gays get special treatment? I know trannies do, but what if you’re just homosexual?

>diversity

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nice graph
very scientific
you totally persuaded me with it

Too mainstream and privileged to get gibsmedats.

paint your dick black

oh sorry let me make it scientific for you

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>variation of politic views is dumbed down to the separation of two political parties
lol

Damn that sucks. Maybe if I start developing fag voice?

start mega dosing melanotan

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thenk yuo ser

>be Chilean
>raised in a upper-middle class family, Italian origin, don't actually look """latino"""
>get a job in the US, diversity hire maybe, no idea.
>Mexicans call me coconut because I act "too white" and that I'm not a real Latino because I'm not brown

The whole race thing in the US is fucking psychotic.

>he bought into the diversity hire meme
Get shot, lmao

>The whole race thing in the US is fucking psychotic.
You have no idea

ayyy lmao

pol is leaking out again
back to your containment board, fags

Install gentoo

wena conchetumare

and people say we live in something resembling a meritocracy.

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>Italian
Forget about brown/white, you're not even human.

who the fuck told you that ?
only deluded americans think dumb shit like that and other retarded things like "rich people are smart and hardworking" and "class mobility is a thing if you really work hard for it"

Same here but our nation is actually white. Like actual white, not mutts or germanic.

Based as fuck holy shit.