I guess I'm not Turning off my Laptop Ever

>WINTODDLERS BTFO

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>14 hours into training a machine learning model
>Windows decides to restart itself

I mean I had checkpoints but still. Windows says it detects time when the PC is idle to restart. What about my GPUs going at 80°C appears idle.

Maybe you should be using Linux. CUDA executes slightly faster on Linux anyways.

I hope virus facefucks you

I hope a virus makes you eat cum out of its asshole

Or just disable automatic updates? People who complain about stuff that can be fixed in 40s are literal retards

>windows decides to update
>get 1.5 h break from work
>boss asks why I'm not working
>"It decided to update itself again"
>"Oh ok"
Thanks Microsoft!

LTSC
OOSU10
Stop blaming Microsoft for your stupidity.

Windows 8.1 Pro 'til the day it dies. January 10th, 2023.

Then 8.1 pro embedded which dies in 2033 in time for nuclear blasts

Windows 10 isn't even remotely unstable on targeted ring but if you're really concerned you can opt into the broad dissemination semestral channel and apply an extra 6 months.

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>opt into the broad dissemination semestral channel
the what now

>UPDATES BAD

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I think you can shut off without updates with a bat file or cmd cmmand
I know for a fact open shell just has that in the GUI, you could install it and try if you're brainlet, which it seems you are

>broad dissemination semestral channel
L-lewd

>update
>restart
>system doesnt boot up anymore
thanks microsoft

Why can’t windows behave like linux ?

Linux :

>Non-intrusive pop up on a corner
>do you want to install updates ? Yes. No
>Sweet. Click yes. Enter root password
>Notice the icon changed, move mouse over it. says "2% downloaded"
>continue working as normal.
>40 mins later, another pop up on a corner : "Some updates requires restarting"
>Continue working as normal. turn off the computer at the end of the day
>next day boot up as usual and continue with my work

Windows :

>UPDATES NEED INSTALLING
>intrusive pop up in the middle of the screen, blocking what I’m doing
>Only options are "Yes Or in 10/30/60 minutes"
>click 60 minutes because I need to finish this paper
>45 minutes passed by now and i get a windows that I can’t minimize, hide behind another window or process kill.
>It has a 15 mins countdown like it is some kind of nuclear missile launch telling me IT WILL RESTART THE COMPUTER AND TO FUCK OFF
>proceed to continue working, stressed as fuck watching the time go lower and lower.
>finally decide to save my work in the last minute. Patiently wait for it go to 0.
>Computer restart
>installing updates... 2%. wtf. I though updates were already installed and it just wanted to restart.
>whatever
>computer proceed to restart twice in the middle of the installing the updates. Since my business has bitlocker I have to enter my password 2 times
>laptop is slight lower after the update.

pic related. My pc while updating right now.

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YOU WILL UPDATE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT - Microsoft

Uptime is king

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Because normies not installing their updates led to mass ransomware so microsoft decides to just shove it down their throats
redpilled, dare I say

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Just find where wupd downloaded the files and delete them.
usualy in %windir%\SoftwareDistribution\Download or in C:\$Windows.something

no broblem

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>open admin command prompt
>enter the following
reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /v NoAutoUpdate /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f

reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /v AUOptions /t REG_DWORD /d 2 /f

reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /v ScheduledInstallDay /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f

reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate\AU" /v ScheduledInstallTime /t REG_DWORD /d 3 /f

>reboot

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what are these amateur numbers?

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>Windows decides to update in the middle of 30h render freezing cinema 4d and the whole process

t-thanks

There's no way to permanently disable automatic updates.

see

windows 10 is for retarded fucks

>40 mins later, another pop up on a corner : "Some updates requires restarting"
Not with DNF. With DNF shit starts breaking until you reboot.

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Why didn't you switch to Linux years ago?
It was already blatantly obvious that Windows was about to crash and burn around the release of 8.
Sure, it's fucking retarded, but in the end you only got yourself to blame.

Protip: Hibernation?

Does this ever happen on Linux? Can you recount a time when you used any particular distro for months at a time and then all of a sudden an update came along and changed everything (for better or for worse)?

*activates on its own*
Heh, nothing personel, kid...

neat server

it doesnt when you use enterprise LTSC

>Hibernation
It wakes up to update

Hibernation is NOT stand-by.
In hibernation the computer is switched off.

Don't worry, we'll restart it for you :)

Please stop with your power fantasy and try not to be a dick. Some people have to use windows for work because of OS specific software. Your attitude is why you feel hollow inside user

I'll just keep using Win7. Thanks, faggot.

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Cringe

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I don't see either of those options, are they not in w10 home?

That is phrased like a threat. Like they know updates are bad, and they know that you know as well.

Go dilate Microsoft shill
Kys

>arbitrary code execution bad
Updates are literally malware if you have no control over them

having to wait 2 days to update the computer with some minimal ass changes is not worth it, and only degrades any further trust or acceptance of future updates, man

A lingering pain

Windows used to wake up my computer from hibernation.