Jow Forums humor thread

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This is too common. Why is captcha so shit?

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lel

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what kind of pressures are in that loop?

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>colored coolant
why
it doesn't make you look cool

>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHH

You're supposed to click verify on such images since it knows there are no busses.
How are people so bad with captchas?

but it literally makes your cool more visible

Someone should make a Nickelodeon rig with that

look again
the red text saying "please select all matching images" only appears when you try to verify without selecting any but captcha thinks there are some squares that should be selected

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Because the entire point is you're teaching it?

>go into IT at a master's level (in my circumstance it's not a waste of money)
>find technology more interesting than ever now that I sort of understand how it works
>if anything it's pushing me away from Jow Forums since all Jow Forums does is parrot memes to fit in instead of actually appreciating technology
Ignoring thots is accurate though

She's not even that beautiful. Why was he obsessed with her?

>How are people so bad with captchas?
ouch

unironic mental illness

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>not seeing the buses reflection in the glass

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>my mom tells me i look like him
th-thanks

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Better than .moe

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extremely disappointing that f.app isnt a site yet

Did he died?

Women literally make men lose their minds.

"Men" who lose their minds for women were always mindless.

>How are people so bad with captchas?
because they were designed by computers for computers. the whole point of having humans solve them is to make them more robotic. hence lowering their mental capacity and creating a more finished and controllable npc.

We live in society.

it's taken.

Hahaha

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Fuck me

>pressurized water coursing through computer
Who the fuck does this?

this is too true. I don't come here for the tech discussions.

How did I lose to this

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What stream is this from?

Gentoo isn't free too, joke ruined

>whites pick .app
>niggers pick .dev
what did they meafn by this?

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how dare the digital assistant for the sole purpose of being helpful be helpful

rip w4ch

What the fuck how do I even input the last one

burger education

just type みんな retard

My keyboard doesn't have these keys, what are they? Do I use my touchpad to draw them?

Get a different keyboard. Easy peasy. You're not poor are you?

Even despite this, the machine keeps running.

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I miss the old text-based reCAPTCHA where you could type in "nigger" on one of the words and it would work.
Pic related, actual thing I was faced with when image-based captchas were introduced.

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There was actually a problem with a highly critical windows machine rebooting during a surgery at a hospital where i live. Not sure what happened about it, but i believe they were looking into replacing their shit with Linux after that incident.

fucking KEK

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