/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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Previously thread reminder that if you buy tin T2s you WILL need to buy a new cable for them, also the included foam tips are shit

the included cable in tin T2s are bad
>t. owned them

Cables aren't that bad unless you're the type of person to clump your iem into your pocket. Foam tips will eventually degrade

mine broke within the first couple days of having them sir bro, also foam tips just arent comfortable

is there porn of this rabbit

How well does a chink 5 port switch actually work?

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actual name brand switches are like $25. Why cheap out and end up with something that is more than likely a literal botnet infested chink product? Do you care so little about your information?

just like how a normal switch werks.

My Tenda works fine. I think their gear is generally quite fine.

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Chink one is 5 dollars, also how the fuck would they put a botnet in it do you know how to computer?
Thanks
Looks expensive

Is anything more at risk of being botnet infested "hurr we only gave ourselves permission to run telemetry / marketing data collection and share with our partners, see that EULA?" than burger brand shit?

> Looks expensive
Wat, it's $10-13 or so. Most of these things are around $10 anyhow.

Huh, true, but the chink one wins out cause it's powered off of usb so my router can power it.

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bros
i checked the tracking number and multiple sites says it's incorrect or doesn't exist
what do??!?

chinks gave you a fake tracking number. hang on and enjoy the ride.

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Apparently you can use those USB ports on your router to use a USB flash drive as a file server.
I kinda want to do that to put all my datasheets on so I can easily get them on either my laptop, tablet, or phone.

Please recommend me a good usb c to hdmi+vga converter. Everything i see listed on ali is either overpriced or a house fire concern based on the reviews...

i ordered one of those the other day for a $10, should arrive in a couple of weeks time

i just hope the shit gets here wasnt expensive but i need it

chink backpack and laptop keyboard cover arrived today, i'm happy

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Cute rucksack user

5 dollar coupon on NewBring shop pals

they're both overpriced GTFO normie

Ironically buying Chink is better because they use barest basic shit for the hardware.
So you are getting the purest experience and that triggers the botnet like this faggot

I'm using this one. Cheap and does its job.

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Are there any AliExpress vibrators/buttplugs that won't kill my gf with chinesium?

Probably fine so long as you only want 100MBs

You are starting to see the potential of a NAS. Go one further and make it accessible from the internet. And by extension you have access to your datasheets anywhere you have cellphone signal.

What is the chink font? You know the one

And by extension you risk data loss and increase your attack surface

You can make shit accessible perfectly securely. Add a VPN endpoint and you're set.

just how bad are the connectors on the iems themselves?
which cable do you recommend?
anything with volume/music controls? 90 degree connector?

Is this one of the actually good sales?
Will sellers give in if I say they increased the price with the sale or order and dispute because of increased prices? Because else the increased prices will linger until 11.11 sale comes up in 2 months

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is there a cheap and tiny bluetooth speaker that works?
don't care at all for sound quality

Huawei Swan speaker

Lots. I got some T8 speaker (basically no name), it's okay for a small speaker.

Waiting for some well reviewed Oddbod stuffed dolls for my kid, here’s to hoping she likes them.

Also AliExpress has a great Courier infrastructure, they are on the way as of yesterday.

I need some PC anons to help me here. So I have an overheating system and replacing the paste is going to help it a lot I believe.
My first question is, for just some four small chips to heatsinks is this enough?

30g GD900

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If so, do I get the syringe version or another?, and is it electrically conductive such that if I fuck up its going to short circuit and destroy my board? Well, doubt anyone knows or have checked.

If I need to get rid of the old paste, will scraping it off do or should I use some alcohol? to get rid off it.

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>msi_paste.webm

>chang still hasn't shipped your alucard glasses

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If by chinesium you mean pthalates, stick to glass products. Don't get things that are elastic or flexible. Besides pthalates, they may also be porous. PVC and silicone should be avoided. Despite the don't put chink shit inside you meme, bad products can be genuinely be dangerous.

man, why is every ali seller out of stock of lenovo watch 9?
i want my dumbwatch cmon

Idgaf as long as it works

idk my 1€ 30g HY510 seems to work fine

This shit is cheap enough not to bother with aliexpress, just get one in your local store.
I wouldnt trust chink with something so easily counterfeitable anyway.

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Yea, easily enough. I also used Chinese heat paste, no problem even if it wasn't the best possible ever, it is definitely capable enough as heat paste.

this is my first time making the news, Im so fucking happy thank you guys

I have no idea about the differences, I just heard some YouTube reviewer say that the GD900 is good, I was thinking is the paste like way too much, I feel like a real cheapskate but I can save on buying a much smaller does but I dont wanna be that retard that orders too little paste either.
Well, works if it works right
Best I can get here is Phanteks PH-NCD and thats for 11 USD and 4 times the price, I guess Id buy that if I put it on a new RTX card but for this cheap old shit ehm, well, I need to consider if its really worth throwing ot that much money for it.

>tfw made the news but post link is bad

i have the little tub version, mainly because ive seen syringe versions filled with fake gd900 (didnt work for shit, worse than regular silicone based paste). go by the feedback, not just the ratings but the actual written feedback with performance info if you do decide to buy some, regardless of container type

alright i got it in the mail all good
thank you based chinamen, delivery was faster than 2 weeks

Guys hear me out and see how FUCKED I am right now, even after paying for "insurance"

>Order a phone from BangGood
>Shipped by Royalshipments
>Has been over 80+ days now still nothing
>Tracking says its been in Poland forever
>The owner is driving a ferrari, from what I guess its not easy to get money from chinese shit so he must be scamming everyone
youtu.be/sXmyy4JLHtM
>My PayPal dispute is closed and I cannot re-open it
>BangGood support said they would open a refund request, but I got absolutely 0 faith they will be going through with that.

What the actual fuck do I do now, I got scammed by this faggot screw you banggood I am NEVER buying chink shit again if I dont get my 200 europoorbucks back, thats a lot of money.

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Switches are really simple, and the chips for them are mass produced. Units you're getting a PoE model, they're pretty low power as well. So the only parts that would possibly be a concern are assembly issues (bad solder joints) and the types of components that tend to fail when you cheap out on them (capacitors and fans).

If it's a great deal, might be worth a shot. But cheap Chinese brands of switches are also sold from places like Newegg and Amazon, where you might actually get your money back from a crib death.

Can I get a mi Band 4 for 28 dorrar anywhere?

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Stupid question, but why would you need a 5 port switch? You really cramming 4 desktops that have to be on the wired network in one room? If these are for your servers, really think about getting a cheap "smart" switch. The UIs are clunky shit, but they do everything you need for home lab, including monitoring and vlans.

BangGood tried to fuck me like this last year, I ordered a Mi A1. After many emails and several months they gave me my money back. Just be persistent. I'm never ordering anything over 5 bucks from them again.

Recommend me a cheap but good screwdriver set (preferably magnetized). I plan to use them for general purposes and for unscrewing my laptop front ime to time, since the screws are so tiny the ones I have at home don't work

So why not just use lipstick or toothpaste then?

aliexpress.com/item/33037922702.html
Will be 22,76 eur (~25.50 usd) on sale

I bought some 1$ 5 nib packs for my Lamy Al-Star after the original nib got bent to hell in a fall. For like 2 dollars and 10 nibs their quality is top notch, basically the same as the original. I'll post a link if someone's interested, no point taking screenshots of a little piece of metal

Is it possible to change the language in the China version?

>order $50 worth of chink shit from Guangzhou
>ships via ePacket
>dispatched to Hong Kong instead of Shenzhen or Xiamen
>protests in HK have been going on for weeks
>HKG airport protests break out
>eleven days pass with zero movement whatsoever
>Yanwen and SunYou packs have already arrived
Have I been CHINKED? Did the HK protesters steal my pack? Why would China Post even send my pack through HK? Are they fucking retarded?

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yes, yes, yes, and yes

China has been busted trying to manipulate the public into thikning the protestors are bad and China is good by making fake accounts on Twitter and shit, and another board busted their license plates n other shit.
HK VS China is some real spicy shit
Will they win? Nope,
Would the best for them we that they were still part of commonwealth? Yes, but China wants more people and more territory, so would never happen.

Tl;Dr if your pack goes through Hong Kong then you are going to have a real good time.Use China Post you will be good.

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Whats the current state of e-ink on computers.

Did the kickstarter ship, are the strange tablets still buggy?

Is it an shitty super early, but real option yet?

HK would probably be fine being sold back to the british.

the uk is banning knifes are you sure they can make a major investment without checking with the ugly women in germany?

When should I file a dispute? I've made dozens of orders and never had to.
Here's a photo of what I bought. What's even the point of stealing it? This is some LA riots shit. Are they going to burn it in the street as a form of protest?
So you're saying that mainland Chang stole my pack to make the Brians and Erics of HK look bad?

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>When should I file a dispute
Whenever it reaches the "guaranteed delivery by" date

aliexpress.com/item/32957656581.html Got this. 5/5, would recommend.

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good quality backpacks store?

Be careful with chink chargers. The voltage and/or current may be inconsistent. My dad used a chink laptop charger from Fagazon. It destroyed the battery and motherboard. It kept having power issues and overheating, even after resetting the SMC and PRAM. (Yes, he's an iToddler.)
I had to drain the battery because there was a significant risk that it could've switched on its own and burst into flames.
>inb4 iToddlers BTFO
Thank fuck I'm not an iToddler.

Xiaomi Wiha or wowstick?

there was ba workaround for that on the band 3 so maybe

bro, that is a backpack, not a phone charger.

>POWER ON-THE-GO
>Allows you to charge your mobile phone on the go
Wait. So it's just a backpack with a hole for charging your phone? I could cut a hole in a jansport from Goodwill for next to nothing. Y'all zoomers don't own scissors?

It's the usual backpack where you connect your powerbank
>Y'all
kys

>implying the charger is the main selling point

Expensive screens,
what I would say is dont trust anyone putting them on phones or tablets, get a fucking standalone e-ink monitor. Nobody is putting their money into it because in reality its pure utter garbage refresh and frames, but if anyone sold a "book monitor" purely e-ink I would buy it even if it costs 3x more than a IPS screen which is about 112 USD last I bought one a year ago from samshit.

looking for cheap true wireless earbuds, should I go with airdots or is there a better alternative?

Yes, for English at least

More pics on that backpack
saw it yesterday, forgot to add it on cart

qcy qs2

Looks like sale is going to be shit. Most of the items I've added to the cart will have 10% off at best.

Nevermind. God has answered my prayers. Praise Xi Jinping!

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nigga are you new to ali
all (((sales))) are crap, the only savings come from using coupons

Router, home server, two desktop computers, and an HTPC.

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Anyone know a good case for Raspberry Pi 4?
I have seen these aluminum blocks on Ali, the fans look like they will be loud af and the development rushed to make the Rpi 3 case fit Rpi 4 with some garbage thermal pads instead of anything proper. I just want to be able to use this piece of garbage without max throttle fucking piece of shit fuckers first they make it so you cant use chink PSUs or cables by not following USB-C specifications and then their board overheats.

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Without buying some raid array since I only need like 8GB of storage, what would be the cheapest way of making such a NAS? Orange Pi? What OS do you flash onto one, because what I've seen NASs tend to have some sort of OS that makes their filesystem easy to explore via browser. Would I be able to do with just an orange pi that's also acting as a NAS?
Raspi zeros are kinda pricy where I live.

>what would be the cheapest way of making such a NAS?
orange pi + drive
the low end pis don't have gigabit though so enjoy your 10MB/s transfers
>What OS do you flash onto one
raspbian because pi
it has a retard-proof built-in installer to set up an omv nas anyway

>it has a retard-proof built-in installer to set up an omv nas anyway
Oh neat, I'll have to look into OMV. Though it looks like I won't be able to use my current raspi 2B for it without no longer being able to use it for programming and such.
Fuck, this next ali order will be a big one.

add a couple of bucks and get something with gigabit
10MB/s is cancer

For 500kB datasheets it doesn't matter. Even the largest datasheet I'm likely to want is the ATMega328p datasheet, which is 8.5MB, meaning it would take about a second to download. It's not a pressing issue.

If I were still on copper I'd perhaps want to hook it up with a rudimentary UPS (i.e. current limited 240VAC-4.2VDC supply powering an 18650 powering a 5V boost module), but since we're on fibre I don't think the fibre modem will be alive in the event of a power outage.

/csg/ approved e-reader with a stylus anyone? Fuck paying $400 for a Likebook. Mostly for reading/highlighting academic writing, journals etc.

Or use an OPie Zero plus a NAS add-on board.
That gives you a m-SATA socket, a USB port and a SATA port.

so what
you're still stuck with 100Mbps ethernet

Since everyone and their mom is using a Xiaomi nowadays I need to move onto a more obscure phone brand, to keep my street cred.
What are some obscure but not so shitty chinkphone brands?
none

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>Buy item with coupon
>Chink doesn't send shit
>Open dispute
>Aliexpress sides with me for the full value of the item
>Get back more money than I spent

Is this normal? Did the chink get chink'd?

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