My roommate just got a Macbook. Should I get a life insurance policy for myself?

My roommate just got a Macbook. Should I get a life insurance policy for myself?

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Yeah RIP

At least they aren't using Windows.

you should suck his dick

your designated shitting street is calling you ijeet

Yes so you can have lots of money when you're dead

Wintoddler seems upset.

Yeah prepare to get pozzed

>roommate
stop being poor and live alone

itoddlers cant meme lol

save up your money for a good lawyer

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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Cringe

OOF

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oof

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It'll be instant

Who the fuck carries MacBook in the pocket?

It's nit included in Apple Care?

Fat Americans

Windows users and people who play video games should go back to rebbit

The problem is now I've replaced video games with shitposting and browsing Jow Forums.
Not really a good thing

Then get an actual productive hobby autistic fat fuck

yes

I tried to start reading but when I get home from work I don't want to.

Is movies good?

don't worry, fags can't hurt you

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You should have renter's insurance anyway.

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>DO YOU MEAN IT?
>YES

&R

>basing your self-worth on which operating system you use

cringe

no worries. Apple being the trillion dollar powerhouse that it is will just pay out the poor sap 1/100th what they deserve or make it so expensive legally that the person can't take it to court

>iJeet

Beat it to the punch, an hero.

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>My roommate just got a Macbook
>roommate
That's an odd way to spell gay lover.

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