>even applel store doors overheat
yikes
Even applel store doors overheat
Jackson Ortiz
Alexander Bailey
Get a job, poorfag.
Samuel Watson
iTODDLERS
Jeremiah Reyes
>Year 2019
>This is considered news
Jacob Gonzalez
...BTFO. Amirite?
Ryan Collins
Jesus fucking christ this is soo fucking retarded. This is how glass panels are made these days. They have this plastic sheet glued onto them so they don't break into billion pieces when something hits them. It's not because it was hot or whatever.
Isaac Jenkins
sshhh, facts dont matter in modern 'journalism'
Anthony Price
No, pyrite.
Adrian Carter
>1 iTunes card has been deposited into your iCloud account
Jack Taylor
oof
Matthew Bell
Their doors are not the only Apple products that can bend.
Owen Robinson
N-n-noo b-b-but applel btfo right??
Grayson Allen
>year 1993
>celebrity gossip is considered news
Whats your point
Ian Gray
if someone threw something at the door intending to harm apple, they are probably pretty happy right now.
Aiden Williams
Post telegraph invention news is shit. Just like the internet post 2007. Technology was a mistake.
Hunter Stewart
>literally bendgate
Mason Stewart
kek
Lucas Hill
Gossip has always been news to those who dont really care about what's going on in the world.
Liam Walker
Based & underrated lol
Jack Gonzalez
Jacob Gutierrez
EVEN THE DOORS BEND
Oliver King
I had a dream about the opposite problem.
>I was inside an Apple structure for job.
>We're in the room next to the hall, where a group of manifestants are complaining about something about Apple.
>My colleague turns down the hall temperature by pushing what looks like elevator buttons for up/down.
>I didn't think much of it at first.
>Suddenly, a man open the doors, screaming, while holding a frozen jaguar who slips from his hands and falls down breaking a a leg or two.
>Apple employee rushes to raise the temps again.
>I take a look at the hall. It's fucking siberian winter, with snow and screaming people.
>My colleague runs away, along with the security supervisor, who is the old man from The Good Place.
What does this mean?
Mason Carter
A song of fire and ice
Kevin Hill
It's an analogy for iToddlers that have to go into a Siberian hellscape just so that their phones don't overheat and explode
Nathaniel Nguyen
bass