JUST DO SOME SIMPLE PROJECTS AND PUT THEM ON GITHUB BRO THEN SHOW THEM TO YOUR EMPLOYER BRO IT'S EASY YOU DON'T EVEN...

>JUST DO SOME SIMPLE PROJECTS AND PUT THEM ON GITHUB BRO THEN SHOW THEM TO YOUR EMPLOYER BRO IT'S EASY YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A DEGREE BRO JUST APPLY IT'S SO EASY BRO JUST MAKE A SIMPLE STATIC WEBSITE BRO IT'S EASY YOU'LL GET A JOB BRO AS A FULL STACK WEBDEV MAKING $150K/YR BRO IT'S EASY BRO IT'S EASY BRO IT'S EASY BRO THEY'RE FLYING YOU OUT TO SILICION VALLEY 1ST CLASS BRO TO BRO INTERVIEW BRO WITH BRO THE BRO ENTIRE C-SUITE BRO YOU'VE MADE IT BRO JUST LEARN NODEJS BRO OR DJANGO BRO LEARN ANY LANGUAGE FOR 2 MONTHS YOU MADE IT BRO YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE NOW BRO JUST BUY CHAINLINK YOU'RE RICH BRO

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You seem to have some real damage. Maybe the service industry is a better fit for you?

tl;dr

a retard separated from his success
next time try thinking things through instead of letting other people do it for you.
thanks for removing yourself from the competition though

>thanks for removing yourself from the competition though
this
I love seeing pajeets giving up

Just Learn to Code bro

I like that losers are trying to do what I did. I have no degree and work as a senior dev in silicon valley making 170k at 26 years old.

try harder faggots. if I can do it, you can too. Dont trick yourself into thinking it will all come quickly though. I spent a solid year learning and preparing, on top of being a Jow Forums fag from my teens.

You can do it. Just dedicate yourself to it and establish a reasonable schedule for yourself.

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>i got lucky you can too!
What the fuck did you learn and what did you resume look like you lying fuck

im not lying m8, I built sample sites with node, rails, and golang and polished them from 90% to 100% and put together a portfolio site with them and some of my other personal projects relationg to electronics projects (arduino shit) and this landed me my first job at a company that does one-ff rails projects for corporate events. After working there for a bit, I bagged a dank interview for a scrappy tech company in advertising (they had just gotten some fat funding, ready to hire some new people and the guy I replaced had just left). The team I work on is mostly remote people in russia so I had to tell them that im good with that etc

ya sautéin?

have you tried coding?

>basic bitch whining cause he's too retarded to get a job
Let me spoonfeed you.

All you need are some simple projects to put on your Github and show your employer. You don't even need a degree; you just have to apply. If you can make a simple static website I guarantee you that you can get a job as a full stack web-dev making $150k/year. They'll probably even fly you out to Silicon Valley in 1st class to interview with the c-suite. Then you'll know you've made it.

If you learn Node.js or Django (or any language, really) for two months, you've basically made it. You'll be a millionaire in no time.

By the way, remember to buy Chainlink.

> senior dev
> 170k in silicon valley
Either your company has massively inflated titles, or you're getting scammed.

m-muh linkies

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its a little of both at this point. I think im gonna sit on it for a year or two with raises then jump ship for a cashout.

3rd year at uni and I don't know how to code outside of if statements. I don't think I'm going to make it bros.

>just learn 2 months of JS or python bro you'll get a full stack job instantly

theres not much to actual programming besides that.

the trick is learning how to connect different frameworks and libraries.

the secret is not learning frameworks or libraries, its learning how to connect them. they all give you easy docs.

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this but unironically

it takes more dedication than 2 months.

any fucking loser can spend 2 months learning something. not you. you will spend as much time as necessary learning and implementing. yars if necessary. get fucking good faggot

Fuck... so I am going to make it? No work experience though. How tf do I structure my resume so I can get an internship.

no work experience? thats a little rough. do you have any family members or friends that can """hire""" you to do their website or something? that padded out my resume pretty well getting started. do it for free if necessary. I got a small business license with one friend and we gave it a name. I put it on my resume as just 'developer' though so it didnt look like just a scam company that me and my friend made.

he could just make websites for fake businesses too and say he was employed by them

look here fella some people have honor

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