You cannot even fathom the eldritch horrors that I just witnessed Jow Forums
>sitting with friends in physics before lecture
>sitting at the very back corner because that's where friends want to sit
>some weird girl comes and sits right next to me (which is on the floor because I'm on the end)
>there were plenty of open seats btw
>she pulls out her laptop
>it's a thinkpad x220
>get reminded of shitty Jow Forums memes but think nothing of it
>notice she's running Linux on it (I dont know which version I'm not a linuxfag)
>get reminded of the typical Jow Forums neckbeard
>class goes on and I notice something out of the corner of my eye
>she's posting on Jow Forums in the middle of class
>typing notes on some weird terminal-based text editor
>posting on Jow Forums during class
>like 5 Jow Forums stabs open
>several boards bookmarked and on hotbar (including /trash/ and Jow Forums)
You are responsible for this Jow Forums. Nobody else would lead someone down this path. You did this. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
You cannot even fathom the eldritch horrors that I just witnessed Jow Forums
>You did this. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
Can you ask her on my behalf if she wants to marry me?
>girl
user, I...
>several boards bookmarked and on hotbar (including /trash/ and Jow Forums)
she's probably the one posting bl.ck.d threads
>sitting with friends
1/10
That was a tranny, girls don't browse Jow Forums.
5 Jow Forums tabs open
>too dumb to use thread watcher
>dumb probably means she was using nano
Do not want.
Cute did you show her your wojack collection I'm sure she would've fucked you
Based who doesn't use thread watcher
If I sit with friends then it's an 100% chance that Sanje doesn't sit next to me
>grill on the internet
I'm browsing Jow Forums at work right now.
I have standards, even for poontang
nice fantasy dude
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS GIRL HAS THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SHARE SIMILAR INTERESTS AS ME
you have officially lost your right to ever post
>tfw no gf
Dude, there are no grills on the internet. Clearly a tranny or a dream.
Ask her out and bork her xorg.conf, you dingus.
Either none of this happened, or you're not wearing glasses like you should be.
>tfw I take notes in nano
welp
Cute pic be my bf
TAKEN
sorry
politely in all fields
If you couldn't tell I'm playing it up for shitposting purposes. I mostly just found it funny that I I found someone in the wild who follows Jow Forums stereotypes to a T.
I consider faggot detecting skills to he above average and I didn't notice any red flags
Rate her /10
how do you use thread watcher. i see it on 4chanx but i have no idea what it does. i just leave threads open in tabs so i can see unread post number. am i stoopid?
It's always weird to see someone from this site out in the wild.
I got a desktop checked in for repair that was full of /x/ bookmarks and tranny shit. The person appeared to be in transition between female or male. I couldn't tell what they started as, or which gender they were heading for, but it was pretty hideous.
Either way I only remember it cause the last search result in google was "does geeksquad look through your files". Which I thought was funny.
>>>>>>>>>working for geeksquad
this i sit on my own row at the front away from people who would otherwise want to distract me
This. You are there to learn. Not to party.
i dont understand some people, if i sit at the back and look at peoples laptop screen half of them just play vidya. whats the point in even turning up
>another crossboarding Jow Forumsscum
Great.
You know she browses Jow Forums, so you know there's a good chance she'll see this thread. She'll obviously be able to identify herself in the story, and she knows who she sat next to so she knows who you are.
What are you trying to accomplish? Is this some weird courtship ritual where you didn't want to talk to her in person, but you're fine getting her to notice you online in a way that signals to her that you share her interests?
Do you and your friends have no self control? Are you literally incapable of paying attention to your lecture and taking notes if you're around them?
>You know she browses Jow Forums, so you know there's a good chance she'll see this thread. She'll obviously be able to identify herself in the story, and she knows who she sat next to so she knows who you are.
It was funny and I'm willing to risk it for some sweet sweet (you)s
t.her
I'm actually MtF, glad to know that I fooled you though ;)
i dont have friends at uni, dont want to make any either
Jannies do your job
t. person who will be crying about no job after uni
>not building a network
Never gonna make it.
enable thread watcher.
click pic related.
Trannies are getting more deceptive these days
>women on Jow Forums
yikes
literally me
grill?? on my gee??
gee gee gee gee
Don't leave us hanging, OP. Tell us what ``her'' programming socks were like
>shitting on nano
If you're going to write a fucking novel might as well use a proper text editor, if you need to change a value in config or write a small script, nano is perfect for it. Shove your vi's and vim's up your asshole until you're vomiting your dumb key combinations
grill pee?!?
Doesn't matter how mad you get, you're still dumb.
>I'm so smart because I play the piano to change 3 numbers in a 15 line document
No matter how far up your ass you are, you're still a pretentious asshole with no friends
I know.
:q
So hard, right?
baby baby baby
>:q
>So hard, right?
I'm confused. Did you fail to leave insert mode first and then thought to yourself "fuck it, I'll just keep writing"?
Like, how does such an input happen?
Yes we are
I'm actually gonna do this to some dumb boy next class bc you made me think of it. Thanks, user!
>including trash
Was she fat? Is she willing to roleplay as Trish and fuck me? Asking for a friend.
I know.
Modes.
So confusing.
> yes we are
Enjoying your cult of dickless suicide squads yet?
I love it that your kind is so desperate for fitting in somewhere that you'd find comfort with people who exhibition themselves as freaks and let some jewish doctor mutilate your body for a hefty coin.
Sometimes i have to wonder what your parents really think about you, they're probably sad if they're still around.
is this BABA
baba?
He's so good looking. Sham about the mental illness
so did you let her fuck you or not
What if they have attendance?