>mum reconfigured the SAN during the backup
Mum reconfigured the SAN during the backup
Mason Allen
Justin Miller
>leeching incest hentai
>one of the seeders is sister's local IP
Justin Sanders
>stepdad found the loli zip disquette
Nolan White
>moms using the microwave to enforce internet curfews
Joseph Lewis
>dad enabled the dhcp server
Logan Bell
>dad caused an ip conflict
Anthony Howard
Little Sister bypassed the storage controller, tapped directly into the VNx array head, decrypted the Nearline SAS Disks, injected the flash drivers into the network's fabric path, before disabling the IDS, routed incoming traffic through a bunch of off-shore proxies, accessed the ESXI server cluster in the primary datacenter and disabled the inter-VSAN routing on the Layer 3 switch.
Landon Williams
fucking kek
Aaron Nguyen
>cousin recompiled my kernel with -O3
Alexander Anderson
Adam Nguyen
>went to clean lappy's heatsink
>found small, loose PCB with wires running to the PCH
Blake Morales
>seeds
based you should thank her for that
Michael Lee
>fapping to loli porn
>little sister catches me
>doesn't understand what is happening, in the clear
>dad asks if I cleaned up real good at breakfast, mum is none the wiser
>fear sister will one day remember what was on screen when she grows up and realises I'm a creep
Only 2 more years of uni left, and sister is still only 7. There is hope I'll get away with it
Andrew Williams
>brother reports the self-hosted tor node
Brandon Ortiz
>girlfriend bruteforced the SMB password for the hidden camera
Samuel Adams
>uncle installed linux and found the ext4 partition on the drive I lent him
Sebastian Allen
BASED AND EE PILLED
Austin Jones
>user posted the reddit joke again
Lucas Murphy
>grandpa found the wifi jammer
Alexander Collins
i compile my kernel with the -O3 patch applied from zen-kernel patchset next to bunch of other stuff, what's wrong with that?
Aaron Stewart
i mean, you have intel me or amd psp already if you've bought a computer from this decade, so you shouldn't be that shocked.