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Alright fucko decrypt that laptop computer or I'll slug you one
Kayden Nguyen
Logan Hughes
Yes officer
>reach for bag
>cop gets startled and shoots me
Kevin Brown
I've unironically forgotten the password though.
Jeremiah Kelly
You know people care about police violence, if it's against white!
Kayden Cooper
Yeah?! This ought to refresh ya memory
*wh-drshh*
Thomas Myers
Senor yo no hablo ingles lo siento.
Carson Smith
w-what is that supposed to be officer you're just making noises
Easton Morgan
STAND BACK I SAID STAN
SIR I
AAAAAAAAA TAZERTAZERTAZER
*bzzzzzrrr tck-tck-tck-tck-tck* TANGO CHARLIE IS DELTA-NINER, OVER
Luke Brown
best thread on Jow Forums right now
Blake Miller
this. Jow Forums has fallen so low these last 5 years
Isaac Gray
so now instead of going to jail you get deported good job user
Jacob Fisher
>No
>[files lawsuit]
William Powell
*enters password to fake empty win7 partition*
here you go sir
Nicholas Evans
What's a laptop?
Nicholas Collins
*plus in USB with NSA logo*
*monitor blinks twice, beeps, shuts down*
Thank you for cooperation sir, now please go home and do what you normally do.
Chase Reed
slug is not allowed on this server so enjoy your ban
Easton Ortiz
If I don't follow your orders, will I die?
Juan Hernandez
Based cop
Kayden Baker
it'd be extremely painful
Jaxson Jackson
I hope so
Aaron Harris
I'm a big guy
Julian Wright
"Oh okay, we already gottem move along Bois"
Aaron Gutierrez
Cowfee
Robert Powell
I don't get it
Luke Sullivan
*thump*
Jason Moore
Anutha day anutha dalla' gah blessum
Brayden Hernandez
For yooooo
Mason Jackson
my friend shoots him with a sniper rifle
Eli Lee
Reported
Justin Kelly
Dispatch this is uhhhhhhhhh, unit 1488. i have a bravo mike claiming uhhhhhhhh, its his iphone and he couldnt unlock it for some reason. uhhhhhhhh send backup. over.
Lucas Parker
*khhht*
Copy that, you're given reasonable suspicion of conspiracy of terror. Restrain and detain, after taking a photo of suspect, and swiping his fingerprints. Over n out