"skewwwlllllll"

Russian, comrade Vodkin.

Яussian..

ˡʸᶜᵒᵖᵉnᵉ

"ese cu ele" or "my ese cu ele" in spanish

Ese cu ele

Structured English QUEry Language

es-que-el

real talk, who the fuck decided it was sequel and not ess que ell? Its a goddamn acronym so say it as such.

ess-queue-ell

ese que ele

>ese que ele
quads confirm

Why use postgresql instead of mysql?

can i talk my shit?

ESE Q LO

i use both at random in sentences for maximum versatility

Fuck this retarded shit.
S. Q. L.

test

test

whats the fucking point of databases anyway good lord

...

Faster than file I/O and your worst case for multithreaded access is a slow query instead of data corruption.

esse qewl

Better types better performance without dedicated autist tweak squad unicode text as standard fewer "surprise features" ...

German

sqlazo

skúl

SickWell

I only call it sequel when it's sql server, and that's only because I say it 500 times a day at work and it rolls off the tongue better than ess queue ell server.

I only call it sequel when it's sql server, and that's only because I say it 500 times a day at work and it rolls off the tongue better than ess queue ell server.

Danish?

excel

Pronouncing acronyms as words is fucking gay. SQL is s-q-l, and GUI is g-u-i.

if you can't pronounce it, it's not an acronym
it's an initialism

Russian or Greek

CTE > subqueries

fight me faggots

Also postgres can combine multiple indexes before accessing the table using bitmap scans. Can your gay DB do that?

get out

Absolut deutsch, Grüße dich Kamerad

Acronyms are pronounced as words, period. What you want them to be instead are initialisms.

CTE > subqueries

fight me faggots

Also postgres can combine multiple indexes before accessing the table using bitmap scans. Can your gay DB do that?

not everyone does
try pronouncing PostgreSQL and calling it 'sequel'
you can do it but it's awkward

Èsse cul elle

my db teacher called it
SEE - KOO - AL

>database
>data
>base

Èsse cul elle

Based and performancepilled

squirrel

kurva anyad

basé et rougepillé

It's pronounced Sorqualtron

why is sqlite so bad?

"i am going to fail this course" is how my uni m8 called it

Oh fuck I use sqlite all the time but have never actually read it out loud.

Is it sequelite, sql-light or some other retarded shit like sequalitymohammad

Ess Kyew Ell

baiser et rougeFM

нeт
Jawohl
my teacher used to pronounce things pretty weirdly, like Äctive Deirektschery

God I wish I was German

squeal

Esu-kyū-eru

pajeets probably desu

2kewl4skewl

Ese q lito

nice...
THIS, I learned its name back then when it came out... the whole Ese Q Ele(Spanish) or Es Q El(English) still look and sound retarded!

SEQUEL TFW

>it's not ess que ell?

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